Mall Brats
Mall Brats is an RPG podcast that’s like if Gangs of New York was a Saturday morning cartoon set in a magical 1980s mega mall. Countless kid gangs make their living in the mall pulling off schemes, selling candy, and causing trouble under the watchful eye of the mysterious Food Court. The Cool Treat Kids are the mall’s most up-and-coming gang of ne'er do wells, featuring Fenton Beasley, Franklin Stein, and Clover Ivy Fern.
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S02E08 - A Watched Blade Never Darks
The Cool Treat kids prep for their excursion into the Chocolate Factory. More importantly though, they experience the wonders of a motel continental breakfast.
63 min
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S02E07 - The Squeaky Blade Gets The Dark
The Cool Treat Kids take the unprecedented step of leaving the mall and cross paths with a character ripped directly from Shawn's high school Dungeons and Dragons character notes.
62 min
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S02E06 - The Blade is Mightier Than The Dark
The Cool Treat Kids spend their downtime recovering from their failure infiltrating Tina Durger's organization, and planning their next move in saving their home.
62 min
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S02E05 - Kids who Live in Candy Glass Houses Sh...
The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate Tina Durger's speakeasy, The Nog Hole, in a frantic effort to figure out what the fuck a condominium is.
69 min
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S02E04 - The Journey of a Thousand Blades Begin...
The Cool Treat Kids face the consequences of their vendetta against Kesserin Ropes and look to enlist the help of their friends in dealing with it.
51 min
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S02E03 - You Can't Judge a Blade by it's Clover
The Cool Treat Kids continue to ignore the impending re-development of the Sugar Shack and focus instead on their revenge scheme and the upcoming Sadie Hawkins dance.
71 min
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S02E02 - Fortune Favours the Blade
Despite Clover's fugitive status and the impending plans to re-develop the Sugar Shack the Cool Treat Kids dedicate themselves to breaking up Kesserin and Shamus in the most elaborate and chaotic way possible.
72 min
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S02E01 - Good Things Come to Those Who Blade
The Cool Treat Kids deal with the fallout of Clover's status as a fugitive, and the cast continues to violate copyrights for early '00s emo music.
80 min
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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! SUMMER OF YOUTUBE!
This summer (June 1st to 30th) we're making all of our video episodes available to ALL of our listeners!
6 min
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S01E21 - Season 1 Cast Talkback
The cast reflect on all the things they loved about Season 1.
39 min
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S01E20 - Don't Bite the Blade That Feeds You
The Cool Treat Kids face their biggest obstacle to date...the consequences of their actions.
60 min
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S01E19 - You Can Catch More Blades With Nog Tha...
The Cool Treat Kids jump into their new feud with the Wild Nogs with the reckless abandon of a bunch of orphans with infinite access to sugar.
68 min
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S01E18 - A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark
It's once again Charles Eve at the High Spear Mall and The Cool Treat Kids start to butt heads with the Wild Nogs.
55 min
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S01E17 - A Blade a Day Keeps the Dark Away
The Cool Treat Kids find themselves in a thrilling race against time as Hot Meat Boy activities put their whole plan at the My Alchemical Romance concert at risk.
88 min
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S01E16 - Blades of a Feather Dark Together
The Cool Treat Kids have arrived at the My Alchemical Romance concert with their dates and things go sideways pretty much immediately.
60 min
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S01E14 - Let Sleeping Blades Lie
The Cool Treat Kids inch ever closer to discovering the identity of their patron as Clover inches ever closer to Seamus.
49 min
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S01E13 - A Picture is Worth a Thousand Blades
The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate the hide-out of the Barbeque Kings and get closer to tracking down the Mall Charles and saving Charles Eve.
68 min
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S01E12 - The Early Blade Gets The Dark
The cool treat kids get one step closer to tracking down the missing Mall Charles and we discover that Abdul is incapable of drawing a six segment pie.
47 min
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S01E11 - Idle Blades are the Devil’s Playthings
During this downtime session the cool treat kids learn more about the identity of their patron and the meaning of Charles Eve.
50 min
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S01E10 - Absence Makes the Blade Grow Darker
In the climactic finale of the Big Market saga, the Cool Treat Kids ramp up the stakes...and the pandemonium.
69 min
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S01E09 - Don't Throw the Blade Out With the Bat...
In the second piece of the Big Market trilogy, the Cool Treat Kids do their best to ferment rebellion, break a fridge and permanently maim a glee club.
71 min
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S01E08 - Would a Blade By Any Other Name Smell ...
The Cool Treat Kids throw themselves into Big Market with the wild abandon of a group of feral mall dwelling street rats who eat too much sugar and have too little adult supervision.
65 min
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S01E07 - Don't Count Your Blades Before They're...
Big Market has arrived at the Highspear Mall and the Cool Treat Kids are trying their best to scam some hard currency out of the shoppers.
59 min
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S01E06 - You Can Lead a Blade to Water, But You...
The Cool Treat Kids sneak into the fancy part of the water park and match wits against the Hot Meat Boys.
88 min
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BONUS - Episode 0: Character Creation
Shawn guides Jessica, Paul and Abdul through the process of creating the characters of Clover, Franklin and Fenton.
60 min