Mall Brats
Mall Brats is an RPG podcast that’s like if Gangs of New York was a Saturday morning cartoon set in a magical 1980s mega mall. Countless kid gangs make their living in the mall pulling off schemes, selling candy, and causing trouble under the watchful eye of the mysterious Food Court. The Cool Treat Kids are the mall’s most up-and-coming gang of ne'er do wells, featuring Fenton Beasley, Franklin Stein, and Clover Ivy Fern.
1
S01E18 - A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark
It's once again Charles Eve at the High Spear Mall and The Cool Treat Kids start to butt heads with the Wild Nogs.
55 min
2
S01E17 - A Blade a Day Keeps the Dark Away
The Cool Treat Kids find themselves in a thrilling race against time as Hot Meat Boy activities put their whole plan at the My Alchemical Romance concert at risk.
88 min
3
S01E16 - Blades of a Feather Dark Together
The Cool Treat Kids have arrived at the My Alchemical Romance concert with their dates and things go sideways pretty much immediately.
60 min
4
S01E15 - There are Plenty of Other Blades in th...
Now that the Cool Treat Kids have determined the identity of their patron they turn their attention to more important matters....getting dates to a My Alchemical Romance concert.
70 min
5
S01E14 - Let Sleeping Blades Lie
The Cool Treat Kids inch ever closer to discovering the identity of their patron as Clover inches ever closer to Seamus.
49 min
6
S01E13 - A Picture is Worth a Thousand Blades
The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate the hide-out of the Barbeque Kings and get closer to tracking down the Mall Charles and saving Charles Eve.
68 min
7
S01E12 - The Early Blade Gets The Dark
The cool treat kids get one step closer to tracking down the missing Mall Charles and we discover that Abdul is incapable of drawing a six segment pie.
47 min
8
S01E11 - Idle Blades are the Devil’s Playthings
During this downtime session the cool treat kids learn more about the identity of their patron and the meaning of Charles Eve.
50 min
9
S01E10 - Absence Makes the Blade Grow Darker
In the climactic finale of the Big Market saga, the Cool Treat Kids ramp up the stakes...and the pandemonium.
69 min
10
S01E09 - Don't Throw the Blade Out With the Bat...
In the second piece of the Big Market trilogy, the Cool Treat Kids do their best to ferment rebellion, break a fridge and permanently maim a glee club.
71 min
11
S01E08 - Would a Blade By Any Other Name Smell ...
The Cool Treat Kids throw themselves into Big Market with the wild abandon of a group of feral mall dwelling street rats who eat too much sugar and have too little adult supervision.
65 min
12
S01E07 - Don't Count Your Blades Before They're...
Big Market has arrived at the Highspear Mall and the Cool Treat Kids are trying their best to scam some hard currency out of the shoppers.
59 min
13
S01E06 - You Can Lead a Blade to Water, But You...
The Cool Treat Kids sneak into the fancy part of the water park and match wits against the Hot Meat Boys.
88 min
14
BONUS - Episode 0: Character Creation
Shawn guides Jessica, Paul and Abdul through the process of creating the characters of Clover, Franklin and Fenton.
60 min
15
S01E05 - Don't Look a Gift Blade in the Dark
The Cool Treat Kids find themselves in competition with another gang over some choice territory.
78 min
16
S01E04 - Stuck Between a Blade and a Dark Place
36 min
17
S01E03 - Many Blades Make Dark Work
The Cool Treat Kids find themselves "invited" to the social event of the season. That's right - Jemsie Cobblington's birthday party. I know.....I KNOW.
60 min
18
S01E02 - A Blade in the Hand is Worth Two in th...
The Cool Treat Kids take advantage of some downtime to explore some mysteries and expand their criminal enterprise.
49 min
19
S01E01 - Batter's Up
The Cool Treat Kids take their very first steps into a very large mall.
81 min
20
Mall Brats Trailer
Remember that mall....
1 min