how to win the lottery: a book club p...

a book club, like oprah’s if oprah were two suburban guys from new jersey, or reese witherspoon’s if reese were two suburban guys from new jersey, except without the engine of fame that those two huge stars provide. but come on: oprah is not going to answer your emails. (trust us, we know.) every two weeks, a new book microscoped and surgeried by benevolent despot joey lewandowski and disgraced college professor "shreds"... with your help! here's a guarantee: every episode ends with an arrestable crime. will it be something boring like credit card fraud or something sexy like a casino heist? listen to find out.

Books
Fiction
Hobbies
1
if on a winter's night a traveler by italo calvino
"you are about to begin reading italo calvino’s new novel, if on a winter’s night a traveler. relax. concentrate. dispel every other thought. let the world around you fade. best to close the door; the tv is always on in the next room. tell the others right away, “no, i don’t want to watch tv!” raise your voice—they won’t hear you otherwise—“i’m reading! i don’t want to be disturbed!” maybe they haven’t heard you, with all that racket; speak louder, yell: “i’m beginning to read italo calvino’s new novel!” or if you prefer, don’t say anything; just hope they’ll leave you alone."
46 min
2
interior chinatown by charles yu
"there's just something about asians that makes reality a little too real, overcomplicates the clarity, the duality, the clean elegance of black and white, the proven template and so the decision is made not in some overarching conspiracy to exclude asians but because it's just easier to keep it how we have it."
31 min
3
season thirteen theme and reading list
you are the sun and moon and stars are you.
12 min
4
blake butler interview (author of 300,000,000, ...
we talk to blake butler, author of the four books covered in this module, about making readers feel yucky, capturing america in his writing, and all-you-can-eat buffets.
63 min
5
uxa.gov by blake butler
"there are more cages than possible locations, the thought you think trying to think the prior sentence as a thought reminds you. instead of trying to figure out what you could do with that idea, you slip the tip of the restraint’s nib under your tongue and close your slits and feel your skull begin to fill."
43 min
6
void corporation by blake butler
"it's as if whole dimensions of her person, passed through decades, even withered and undependable as they had been, stand now at risk by mere suggestion, under defeat. it isn't right, alice feels sure; this narrative is not at all like what had happened; in fact, it's a willful degradation of her truth, so it appears, designed to pull the world out from beneath her, all explanation held behind some curtain she can't see. who had set this up, and from whom did they gain access?"
50 min
7
aannex by blake butler
"and yet we still can trace no claim, no sense within you what it is about you that might be furthered pressed down or altered to finally allow us to perform the necessary aspects of the aforementioned trajectory unto the benefit of all, without the at least by now irregular and yet no less irritating fomentation of socio-political grindage that does nothing else but slow the system to a fault, filling what could be gorgeous, restful hours with wailing sirens, gnashing of meat, not to mention such informal torture of our own kind as where we are now, you and i, here in what seems to be much like the middle of nowhere would have seemed to a wandering populace, herein suspended as on a page, a passage where we remain stranded, sentence by sentence, in constant fear of simply being highlighted and erased, chalked up as refuse to the process, a cursor that bears no answer, only ever blinks and blinks."
43 min
8
300,000,000 by blake butler
"the best thing about planning to kill everybody in america is you can begin with anybody in america."
55 min
9
season twelve theme and reading list
publishers weekly has called him "an endlessly surprising, funny, and subversive writer."
12 min
10
blood meridian by cormac mccarthy
"this is the nature of war, whose stake is at once the game and the authority and the justification. seen so, war is the truest form of divination. it is the testing of one’s will and the will of another within that larger will which because it binds them is therefore forced to select. war is the ultimate game because war is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. war is god."
52 min
11
moby dick by herman melville
"small reason was there to doubt, then, that ever since that almost fatal encounter, ahab had cherished a wild vindictiveness against the whale, all the more fell for that in his frantic morbidness he at last came to identify with him, not only all his bodily woes, but all his intellectual and spiritual exasperations. the white whale swam before him as the monomaniac incarnation of all those malicious agencies which some deep men feel eating in them, till they are left living on with half a heart and half a lung."
62 min
12
season eleven theme and reading list
we once again prove we're the world's most patriotic podcast.
11 min
13
flee by evan dara
"i go for a walk around downtown and: steinbach, closed, kitchen etc., closed. of course, abernathy's, closed! and you know i want, i really want not to just click on amazon, but what can...? because like amazon's nowhere so they can be anywhere, and sure that's handy but what i want, what i'm missing is what -- here-ness, ok?, herity. damn, there isn't even a word for it, not a one that gets close, it must be important... but that's it, you know; the grace of the heart that comes from something being here, just, right, here. where you can maybe drag a finger across it. see it in a window reflection. not when i want it, not when i need it, but enduring, earth-solid, a part of—"
38 min
14
radio free vermont by bill mckibben
"the gods of the valleys are not the gods of the hills."
40 min
15
the shame by makenna goodman
"the solitude of vermont was weighing on me; the community was mythological; in reality life was isolating, each household its own entity."
35 min
16
season ten theme and reading list
suck shit, sufjan stevens. (#4)
11 min
17
drive your plow over the bones of the dead by o...
"the winter starts straight after all saints’ day. that’s the way here; the autumn takes away all her tools and toys, shakes off the leaves—they won’t be needed anymore—sweeps them under the field boundary, and strips the colors from the grass until it goes dull and gray. then everything becomes black against white: snow falls on the plowed fields."
47 min
18
stephen markley interview (author of the deluge)
we talk to stephen markley, author of the deluge, about prescience, cynicism vs. optimism, and mutual friends.
48 min
19
the deluge by stephen markley
[warning: this news xpere is intended to be consumed with 3d asmr fractal visuals and a soothing binaural soundscape. without these elements, some users may find this content disturbing.]
74 min
20
the man with the compound eyes by wu ming-yi
"i said that’s not what my father taught me. my father said there were two things in this world that would never change: the mountains and the sea."
42 min
21
jeff wood interview (author of the glacier)
we talk to jeff wood, author of the glacier, about ohio literature, two dollar radio, and david lynch's twin peaks part 8.
65 min
22
the glacier by jeff wood
"houses destroy and rebuild themselves in a repeating cycle of self-annihilation and regeneration. the neighborhood crumbles and reconstructs in a looping circuit of collapse and assembly, over and over and over again—"
40 min
23
square wave by mark da silva
"a churning violet cylinder of smoke, a thousand feet tall and growing with no compromise to its proportions, rose off forty smoldering broadleaf acres on a windless morning on the indian plateaus. the second millennium had seventy days left to it."
49 min
24
fever dream by samanta schweblin
"those are stories my mother tells. neither you nor i have time for this. we’re looking for worms, something very much like worms, and the exact moment when they touch your body for the first time."
31 min
25
deb olin unferth interview (author of barn 8)
we talk to deb olin unferth, author of barn 8, about heist stories, teaching literature, and chickens.
62 min