Attention Canaics! The premier daily podcast for your favorite bunch of jerks has finally arrived. Jared Ellis of FanSided's Cardiac Cane and Walker Barrow are proud to bring you daily news and analysis on your Carolina Hurricanes. As well as occasional guest hosts and interviews. Part of the Locked On Podcast Network
Jared and Walker are joined by the birthday boy, Barry, on today's episode. The first full segment of Wood Ducks Wednesday makes its debut appearance. The Wayback Machine is also filled to the brim on today's episode.
Modern Warfare 2 is Back Baby!
Jared and Walker have their second installment of Sweaty Gamers Unite on today's episode. The guy's also talk about some important news in the Video Game world. Walker also mentions how he's going to deal with his receding hairline.
Joe Exotic V.S. VSCO Girl
Jared and Walker have another edition of Music Monday as well as their first full segment of Minor League Madness where they talk about the Durham Bulls. Jared also surprises Walker at the beginning of the episode. There also may be some mentions of tigers and VSCO girls in this episode.
Godzilla V.S. Leonardo DiCaprio
Jared and Walker have another segment of Movie Friday for you guy's as well as the debut segment of Foodie Friday! Jared also talks about why the sweet pup, Athena, is in trouble. Agro also makes his typical, appearance as Walker works.
Drunk Beanie Boiz- 100 Episode Special
Jared and Walker are mildly intoxicated on today's episode, but you'll find that out. The guy's talk about random BS as usual. The guys also sing a special song about two of our own Hurricanes Players. We also have a first ever occurrence on today's pod so look out for that.
Wood Ducks... Quack Quack
On today's episode, the guys debut the first segment of Wood Ducks Wednesday bye reminiscing on past experiences at Grainger Stadium and by looking up new merch from the team. They also have two historical facts of Hockey history to help with Hockey withdrawals.
Athena Brings the Doom
Jared and Walker bring the inaugural segment of "Sweaty Gamers Unite" on today's episode. The guys also answer a question from Jared's better half. Athena also makes a surprise appearance and Jared takes weird pictures of Walker.
Things Got Weird... And They Got Weird Fast.
Jared and Walker have their second segment of Music Monday and give a rundown on what to expect for Minor League Mondays. Jared also brings up a weird topic and the show, obviously, got weird very quickly. The guys also answer a question about what their personal goal songs would be.
Jared and Walker have their first edition of Movie Friday. The guys also talk about a simulation that both the Hurricanes and Blues did in a video game. Walker's Bearded Dragon makes a special appearance in today's episode and decides to fight Walker. Jared also gives a rundown on what to expect with the new incoming segments.
NEW SEGMENTS INCOMING
Jared gives a quick update of stuff going on with the Hurricanes. Also, new segments and specials are on the way!
I swear it's usually longer than this
Jared gives a quick news update. Talks some football signings and trades. As well as Way back Wednesday.
Coronavirus Won't Kill the Playoffs
With not a lot going on in the Hockey world today, Jared and Walker talk a little bit of football. Specifically what's going on with Free Agency. The guys also bring some news about the AHL and the IIHF on today's episode. They also converse about the potential playoff format for the NHL for whenever it resumes.
The Debut Episode of Music Monday
Jared and Walker start a new segment on today's episode. They also take one final look at the standings, until the season resumes. The guys talk about some albums and music they enjoy listening to.
Coronavirus: 1 Sports: 0
Jared is back with Walker today and the guys lay the possible groundwork for what is to come in the upcoming weeks for the show. It also wouldn't be Locked On Hurricanes without some random banter.
The One Where the Host Goes Solo (Again).
Walker goes solo for today's episode as Jared is currently dealing with a family emergency. Walker previews tonight's game against New Jersey, talks a little about the weather, and shares some speculations about the potential suspension of the NHL Season.
Wash. Your. HANDS. Because, Coronavirus.
Jared and Walker recap the 3rd win in a row for the Canes against Detroit, talk about what the Hurricanes and PNC Staff are doing in regards to the "Pandemic" that is the Coronavirus, as well as experience some interruptions due to weather. It's also Wednesday, so they take a look back at some history regarding hockey. Jared also features the return of the Random Scientific Fact of the day.
Where's the "Off" Button?
Jared and Walker have a soup sandwich of an episode, but when do they not. The guys preview tonight's game against Detroit, answer a question, and prove just how terrible Spectrum is.
Trocheck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
Walker is back on today's episode. He and Jared recap this weekends games and all the magic that came with them. The guys also talk some music with some coverage of a bench-clearing brawl that occurred this weekend. It's also Monday so they take a look at the standings as well as do a quick round of trivia.
The cheesetseak from last night didn't sit well
Jared recaps last nights loss to the Flyers. As well as discusses some updates in Petr Mrazek and a quick edition of Clapback Friday.
Canes go out for a pretty FLY cheesesteak
Jared gives a quick preview of tonight's game against the Flyers. Also big news regarding Brett Pesce and Jeremy Helvig.
Two Fat Guys Talk About Food
Jared and Walker talk about one of their favorite things on today's pod. Not a whole lot of news going on in the Canes world, but the guys also answer some question and have some history for you this Wednesday.
Global warming is causing the Penguins empire t...
Jared talks to himself about a the metro standings as well as Hurricanes injury updates and rumors.
First Ever Saturday (Monday) Special!
Jared and Walker bring you their first ever Saturday Special. Which is being uploaded on a Monday because Walker is a slacker. We recap the game against the Colorado Avalanche as well as preview the game against the Canadiens. And since this is being uploaded on a Monday, Walker did a quickfire recap of the Overtime Loss against the Canadiens. We talk about many things in this episode! We also have some moments where the guys over at Redvolution Rampage join us. Enjoy!
Do the Roar
Jared and Walker wrap up this week with tonight's preview against the Colorado Avalanche. The guys also quote one of their favorite movies. It's also Friday, so it's time for some Clapbacks.
As You Die of... Something
Jared and Walker don't have a whole lot of Hurricanes News to bring you guys today, so we do our favorite thing and shoot the breeze and talk about random things! It is Thursday so we did actually do Trivia, but added a little twist to it this time. Enjoy! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEYENNE!!
I Like My Ham Well-Rounded
Jared and Walker recap last night's game against Dallas, Walker bring the final Wayback Wednesday of Black History Month, and Jared gets Walker's opinion on the question from the previous episode.
Thicc Boi Aho
Jared takes this krabby-patty-mobile out solo today. He gives a look at tonight's game against Dallas. As well as his take on who has the best butt on the Hurricanes now that Haula is gone.
David Ayers Is a Legend
Jared and Walker have a packed episode today. The guys go over and break down the trades that have occurred, recap the exciting win against Toronto over the weekend, and review the standings to start out the week.
Two Specials In Two Days? What?! Cross-Over Spe...
Jared and Walker are joined by Jason Hernandez of the Locked On Anaheim Ducks Podcast! We talk about the Trade Deadline that is quickly approaching, shoot the breeze about some food that only available in particular geographic locations. We also break a little bit of news for the Anaheim Ducks community!
Cross-Over Special With Locked On Rangers!
Jared and Walker ride the Podcast waves with Locked On Rangers Host: Jon Chik! We talk some hockey (of course) discuss the looming Trade Deadline, and play trivia with Jon!
All aboard the knowledge train
All aboard the knowledge train as Jared takes you on a train of knowledge with some quickfire science facts. Also he recaps last nights game against the Preds. And we have an NHL news round up.
Ryan Dzingel is THE Songbird of His Generation
Jared and Walker preview tonight's game against Nashville. The guys answer some questions from mom and Jared brings us another scientific fact.
T-Rex's Don't Have Vocal Chords
Jared and Walker recap this weekend's games against New Jersey and Edmonton and Walker risks everything with a rant. It's also Monday, so let's take a look at the standings.
*Angry Bull Noises*
Jared and Walker preview tonight's game against the Devil's. The guys also bring another edition of Clapback Friday to end out this week.
A Whole Lotta Nothing
Much like the Hurricanes, Jared and Walker don't have a lot going on today. The guys obviously test each other in another edition of Thursday Trivia. Jared was also able to make it out to Canes Corner this evening and enlightens us on his experience there with Justin Williams.
Nice...-episode 69 special
In this...nice, special Jared and Walker discuss last nights soup sandwich of a game against the Stars. Walker opens his birthday presents. As well as shoot the breeze on 69 episodes of the show. There was also another edition of Way Back Wednesday too.
Slowing It Down, Daddy's About to Turn it Upsid...
Jared and Walker preview tonight's game in Dallas. Since the guys did not have time to get any questions or come up with any, they fill the void with dad jokes, info about their watch party. Walker also has some interesting news to share.
Get the Plan B Ready Because This is Really Late
Jared and Walker are living the nightlife as they recap this weekend's wins, they guys have more info on the upcoming watch party at Well Travelled Beer. It's also Monday, so it's time to look at the standings.
Hurricane warning in Arizona
Jared wanders into today's episode alone.He gives a quick preview of tonight's game against Arizona. He also gives a quick news roundup from the AHL and Hurricanes.
At Least Eddy Got His Ring
Jared and Walker recap the atrocity that was last night's game. Walker also brings the first Wayback Wednesday of Black History Month and the guys go in depth with some goaltending talk.
Always Wear Safety Equipment
Jared and Walker talk the preview for the game against St. Louis tonight. Walker's animals decide to make a special appearance on the show and the guys answer a question that was sent in by one of our followers.
The good, the bad, and the smelly.
Jared flies solo in this episode. He discusses the weekends games against Vegas and Vancouver as he battles through dog farts. And another installment of Metro Monday is here.
The Dry Spell is Over
Jared and Walker preview tonight's game against the Vegas Golden Knights. They also FINALLY figure out what a Canuck is. They also bring another installment of Clapback Friday. Walker shows off his new piercing.
I Can't See My Forehead
It's another slow day in the Canes World. Jared and Walker quote the Lord and Savior, Spongebob Squarepants, today. They also talk more old cartoons and have another installment of trivia.
Is Mayonnaise a Good Title for an Episode?
Jared and Walker have another slow day, but bring random factoids about the Sun in as a part of today's episode. The guy's also talk about the mock draft for the newly named, Seattle Krakens. Walker delights us with another installment of Wayback Wednesday and we find out what Jared likes to send Walker over the chat while they're in a call.
You Don't Need a License to Have a Podcast
Jared and Walker discuss potential roster moves the Hurricanes could make in the near future. As well as players that need to step up their game post all-star break.
Thank You for Everything, Kobe
Jared and Walker reflect on the impact Kobe Bryant had on them. They also recap the NHL all star game and the Royal Rumble. Another quick installment of Metro Monday as well.
Jared's Speech Impediment
Jared and Walker preview the All-Star weekend and talk about some other news following a certain mascot. We also share a good amount of tweets for Clapback Friday.
Welcome to the Soup Sandwich
Jared and Walker cover some potential happenings with one of the Canes players; to leave or not to leave? It's also Walker's favorite time of the week: Trivia Thursday. The guys also share their thoughts on upcoming video games that are slated to release this year.
Big Willy is Back
Your two favorite idiots are back, and drunk. Jared and Walker discuss last night's win against the Jets as well as talk about the playoff picture. It's also time for another Way Back Wednesday.
What I Did at Band Camp
The solo reins have been pulled once again! Walker previews tonight's game against the Winnipeg Jets and talks about some questions that were posed on Twitter.
Grown up emo kid talks to himself
Jared sits alone in a room talking into a microphone today. He gives a quick recap of both games that took place over the weekend. As well as another installment of Metro Monday.
Get Well Soon, Dougie <3
Jared and Walker recap last night's game against Columbus, discuss Dougie's injury. The guy's also make each other question their sanity with Trivia, which we missed yesterday. They also preview the game against Anaheim tonight.
Hey Girl, You Up?
Jared and Walker bring you another edition of Locked On Hurricanes: After Dark, with a special opening that we know you guy's will love. Walker takes the reins for Wayback Wednesday and the boy's also talk about what they had for dinner.
And the Oscar for Best Dive goes to TJ Oshie
Jared and Walker discuss last night's loss against the Capital, Jared asks Walker a question, and Walker talks about something comical.
A Whale of a Good Time- Whalers Weekend Special...
Jared and Walker welcome the man himself H. Wade Minter onto the show and ask him questions that we had for him as well as questions you guys had for him! We also feature Metro Monday as well as recap the back-to-back shutouts this weekend.
Whale Pour Me a Beer- Whalers Weekend Special: ...
Jared and Walker bring the first installment of the Whalers Weekend special with an episode recorded on location at R&D Brewing. Jared and Walker preview both upcoming games against the Arizona Coyotes and the Los Angeles Kings. Jared also shares his ratings and rankings of the Ice Age movies. The guys also end the episode with another installment of Clapback Friday.
Our Rice Krispy Treats are a Global Pandemic
With a rather slow day in the Carolina Hurricanes world, Jared and Walker just goof off while talking about things that relate to the return of Justin Williams and bring a little more information as to what's in store for Whalers Weekend; among other things!
DAD IS BACK FROM THE GROCERY STORE
Jared and Walker recap last night's HUGE win against the Flyers as well as bring your weekly dose of Wayback Wednesday. Also, if you couldn't tell by the title, a certain someone has returned to the Canes.
Yeet a Coin to Your Witcher
Jared and Walker preview tonight's game against Philadelphia and Walker asks Jared a question for Tuesday.
O' Podcast Of Plenty
Jared and Walker recap this weekend's losses as well as bring another edition of Metro Monday. Today's episode also features special guests Barry the Cat and Lexi the Dog.
Solo Walker 2: Return of the Crapitals
Walker takes the solo reins today and previews tonight's game against Washington and dishes out some important news regarding some exciting events coming up.
Vote for Turbo
Jared and Walker recap the New Year's Eve win against the Habs, give our condolences to one of our boys, and have our first Trivia Thursday of the decade.
Our Favorites of the Decade
Jared and Walker do a quickfire preview of tonight's game against the Habs as well as share their favorite movies, music, shows, and other things of the past decade. Happy New Year!
Our Favorites of 2019
Jared and Walker recap this weekend's games that ended with one loss and one victory. They also share their top miscellaneous categories from 2019. Metro Monday is also included but not as in depth as usual.
Toss a Coin to Your Podcast
Jared and Walker preview tonight's game at MSG against the Rangers as well as preview the game tomorrow at PNC against the Capitals. No Clapback Friday this week as everyone was on good behavior due to the holidays; however Jared and Walker ramble on about t.v. shows to give y'all our daily tangent.
Time to Eat Christmas Leftovers
Jared and Walker have a good time talking about what all happened between them during this holiday season. They also bring another installment of Trivia Thursday with an additional mini-segment of Wayback Wednesday.
Granite Countertops Make the Kitchen Pop
Jared and Walker recap last night's high-scoring loss against Toronto and have a little fun goofing off more than usual. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Babe, I'm Late... Uploading Today's Episode
Jared and Walker give a quick recap of Saturday's loss against Florida and preview today's game in Toronto (which was currently in progress.) We also announce something exciting happening next year!
Mom Said Take the Chicken Out of the Freezer
Jared and Walker are joined by our good friend and fan Amanda as we recap last night's win against Colorado and do one of our favorite moments of the week: Clapback Friday!
Nips Out for Harambe
Jared and Walker recap tonight's game against the Avalanche and prove that we know very little about Hockey History in today's installment of Trivia Thursday.
Oops... Svech Did It Again!
Jared and Walker recap last night's dub in Winnipeg, feature Wayback Wednesday, and have our signature stupidity.
Just Keep Swimming
Jared and Walker preview tonight's game in Winnipeg, answer a question from our OG friend and fan Amanda, and get carried away with ideas on how we can make money for the holiday season.
James Reimer Appreciation Episode
Jared and Walker, recap Saturday's shutout win against Calgary, send out their well wishes to two players in the hockey community, and ring in the week with another rendition of Metro Monday.
A Goal or Not a Goal, That is the Question
Jared and Walker recap last night's loss in Vancouver, bring some Canes After Dark content to light, and bring you this weeks Clapback Friday.
Give Me That Good Hockey- Canes After Dark 5
Jared and Walker preview tonight's game, go one for one in today's installment of Trivia Thursday, and get distracted by their surroundings.
Gotta Go Fast
Jared and Walker give a quick fire episode recapping last night's win over the Oilers. Another installment of Way Back Wednesday is in the books too.
Yankin' the Cables- Canes After Dark 4 Preview
Jared and Walker preview the game tonight against Edmonton, discuss the recent firing of Dallas Stars' Head Coach, and bring another edition of Tuesday Questions. With special guest appearances by their dogs and some guy on a lawnmower.
A New Episode This Is
Walker recaps the win against the Minnesota Wild (which was also Star Wars night but I failed to mention that) and brings today's Metro Monday standings. Jared also recorded at the game on Saturday with our good friend Jeff AKA the KILTED CANIAC.
Joe Thornton Is a Cancelled Boomer
Spectrum Internet sucks and so does Joe Thornton. Jared and Walker recap the Canes' win against the Sharks, give a very low effort preview of the game against the Wild on Saturday, and bring another edition of ClapBack Friday.
Fish In A Cyclone Preview- A Non-Copyrighted Title
Jared and Walker preview tonight's game and bring another edition of Trivia Thursday.
Podcast Gone Wild
Join Jared and Walker in Locked On Hurricanes: After Dark. Jared and Walker recap last night's game against Boston, bring you another Wayback Wednesday, and go off on more tangents about music.
Ice Ice Stormy- A Trip to Hurricanes Practice
Jared and Walker bring you a recording with our good friend Shlomo who sat down with Jared at yesterday's practice. Jared asks Walker a question and Walker's cat makes an appearances doing what all cats love to do; knock stuff over! BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T LOVE CATS???
Dungeons & Dumba$$es
Jared and Walker recap this past weekend's games and start the week off with another look at the Metro Standings! Hope you all are ready for some stupid banter and a surprise special guest that we didn't even know about!
Rogue One: The Rise of Walker
Walker takes the solo reigns on today's episode and brings you the preview of tonight's game against Nashville and brings a funny story about one of our listeners to the show!
Eat More Turkey- Hamilton Thanksgiving Special
Jared and Walker welcome Hamilton and his Dad to the show and have a conversation with him as well as include him in this weeks installment of Trivia Thursday.
Bye Felicia! Bill Peters needs to get out of th...
Jared and Walker share their their thoughts on the recent news of Bill Peters, bring another installment of Wayback Wednesday, and bring you a few laughs based off of things you'll just have to listen to find out!
Mom Said, "Go Play Outside." - Locked On Hurric...
Jared and Walker take a slow news day and talk about the potential for the Hurricanes hosting an outdoor game. Jared also talked with the guys from the Talking Sauce Podcast about their thoughts on it as well. With special appearances by Jared's dogs.
Back To Back Win Boiz
Jared and Walker talk about their meeting with Mike "Big Rig" Masicalco. The Canes declawed the Panthers and sent the fried up some Red Wings style octopus. And it's Metro Monday!
Pour One Out for the Win Streak- Locked on Hurr...
Jared and Walker recap last night's game, preview tomorrow's game, and bring you another edition of Clapback Friday.
Stormy V.S. Gritty 2: The Rematch- Locked On Hu...
Jared and Walker preview the upcoming game against the Flyers, converse about a egotistical coach recently being fired, and question each other's hockey knowledge in the second installment of Thursday Trivia.
Blackhawks Down-A tribute to Joel's broken stic...
Hope you guys are ready for some tangents because, Jared's sleep deprivation is in full effect as he and Walker recap last nights game against the Blackhawks. They discuss details of the upcoming alumni game and dive into some hockey history for Way Back Wednesday.
"Tank" You Marksmen - Locked On Hurricanes Epis...
Jared and Walker review the upcoming Carolina @ Chicago game, review the Marksmen Bunch of Jerks Night,and their inflatable tank and talk about a certain players decision to share his bodily fluids.
Solo:A Jared Ellis Episode-Locked On Hurricanes 11
Jared is skating solo today since Walker is out. He gives you a rundown of Erik Haula's injury and recaps the game against the Wild from Saturday. He also gives you a look at the metro division standings as well as eastern conference and league ones as well.
Lord of the Canes:Return of the Marty-Locked On...
Jared and Walker give their thoughts on a busy day within the Hurricanes organization. They recap the previous nights' OT win over the Sabers. And dive into Clap Back Friday.
Locked On Hurricanes Episode 3
Jared and Walker welcome their first guest co-host: Dana! We answer a question from her and have a good chat about Canes' hockey. We also recap that turd sandwich we call a game against the Philadelphia Flyers.
Buffalo Wild Canes-Locked On Hurricanes 9
Jared and Walker give a quick preview at the Canes game against the Buffalo Sabers. They also discuss Erik Haula and Jordan Martinook's injuries. Jared also causes Walker's brain to catch fire in this edition of Trivia Thursday.
The Cherry On Top-Locked On Hurricanes 8
Jared and Walker discuss the skate with the Canes event, touch on Don Cherry's firing from Sports Net. And introduce Way Back Wednesday.
Locked On Hurricanes Episode 7
Jared and Walker recap the rematch between Ottawa and Carolina, give their personal "welcome back" to Mike Maniscalco, and talk about some potential HOF from Hurricanes' history.
Locked On Hurricanes Episode 6
Jared and Walker recap the Ottawa and Hurricanes game, take a look at the current Metro standings, spill some tea, and preview tonight's rematch against Ottawa.