This place is 90 degrees inside and they're out of every drink, they won't serve us breakfast and Nick won't stop saying "jalapenos." This Ride Along is a long one because we're inside for a lot of it. We're going to start uploading these on our RSS feed so you can listen if youtube isn't your thing. Also YOU did this.

Because of YOU (through your vote on Patreon.com/100percenteat exclusively) Our Heroes have to return to Jack in the Box. What is with this place? There are no drinks, it is 90 degrees, jalapeños. It’s not banned anymore but we’re not allowed to get breakfast from here even though it’s served all day? This whole thing is confusing and Nick is making it worse. But wait, what’s this shake?

Our Heroes wake up at the crack of dawn (like 10am) to have a bagel, sort of. Einstein Bros new Maplehouse Egg Sandwich has most of it's namesake but seems to be lacking in certain areas. Maybe it's just because it's early but we're not even really sure if this is a bagel. It's a sandwich, sure, but we thought this was a bagel sandwich? No? Yes? Where's the MAPLE?! Plus do you like Tomb Raider? Welcome to the fandom. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?

Our Heroes go outside the Sonic Burger to order the new Witch’s Brew Slush Float. Does this Sonic drink cause toil and trouble or is does this potion spell magic for the burger chain. Jordan gets into a very special You Review in this one that you’re not gonna wanna miss. Also have you seen Terminator 2 dude? It’s so good.

Our Heroes take it to the Firehouse to get the new Captains Club sandwich but what’s getting pumped out? It’s gotta be from the deep fryer, right? RIGHT? This place is way too big and it stinks. What’s happening? And are we getting this pickle bucket, it’s only $3. What a meal.

Our Heroes venture to Panda Express to take on their new fiery fare. Does the Blazin Bourbon Chicken bring the heat or does this Hot Ones collab end up a dud fit for a salt mouse? Spice Rats unite, it's a hot one tonight. We also talk about Blockbuster, trash pandas, and if actual pandas rip your arms off based on a You Review segment.

Our Heroes take Graysie out for a fine Italian meal at Carrabba's. With plenty of wine and pricky pear margaritas to go around, this episode is messy. Marvel at how everyone wears Eric down to a nub and then they learn that Graysie knows the Carrabba's family. Just casually forgot to bring that up and drop it mid episode. Normal stuff. Graysie is back so it's unhinged. Enjoy.

Our Heroes venture to a motel adjacent Denny's for a ghastly afternoon delight in the new Beetlejuice Menu. Do these terrifying treats unlive up to our expectations or will these fiendish foods end up 6 feet under. Gotta listen to this one and find out about the Fun Zone if ya know what I mean bud heh heh heh. Prepare your ears for a podcast but your mouth for a special tip as we take on Denny's once again. Good fright!

Our Heroes get stuffed and smoked at Rudy's when they take on the jumbo smoked potato. Does this brisket filled spud stand on its own two feet or does the fast food BBQ go up in smoke then come out bone dry? Also who came in to grab our tortilla chips? How do we sponsor a car? Why did Eric dox the 100% Studio? Can't believe it's called Fuddruckers dude no way. New 100% Eat coming your way after hours of slow cooking.

After a false start (check out this Friday's Michael, Jordan Podcast for more,) Our Heroes get into the long and short of KFC's newest sauce covered offering: the Saucy Nuggets. Why is everyone doing specifically this food right now? Anyway there's a whole thing with a fan and keys and Nick eating like 38 wings as a Personal Record that you'll see. We think the bigger question is can anyone stop The Stewart and what are you being for Halloween?

Our Heroes, thanks to YOUR votes (and 2 votes from Nick,) take it BACK to BK to get their mouths around the new BK Fiery Menu. Can these Bug Kings handle the heat or should they stay out of the combination Burger King & 7/11 that doesn't sell an eyeglass repair kit. Either way, they 100% hate Eric, fully. Grab a spicy chicken fry and bite into this week's episode of 100% Eat.

Graysie (and Our Heroes) head to Cheesecake Factory to get get a bite of the Triple Berry Bliss Cheesecake. And the buffalo blasts. and the avocado eggrolls. and who had the two orders of fried mac n cheese? some artichoke dip for the table? It's a lot and it's compounded even more because Graysie is FIRED UP when she's paying attention.

Our Heroes decide that because it’s a short drive to the Taco Cabana from their rented studio, they’ll just record hanging out inside the restaurant while they wait for their food. Peep the time on this one. The drinks are wrong, the salsa bar is small, what’s with the tv, what’s happening across the street, why are we still here. If you want the video version, check it out on our YouTube but we figured this is just like a bonus podcast so enjoy.

Our Heroes don't know how long they've been recording but they do know they spent a long time at Taco Cabana trying to get the Street Food Fest offerings. Wait isn't it hot cheetos? Sort of. Wait isn't this supposed to be a Mt Dew rum punch? Yeah it is. Wait does Taco Cabana suck? You gotta listen to find out because we're also really getting in the weeds of Donkey Kong.

Our Heroes have never done a proper review of Chick-fil-A and that changes TODAY unless they don't have the food which immediately sends Eric into a spiral. It's okay, they have it, Eric just almost runs some people over to get it then can't stand still in line. It's a whole thing. They also talk cooking hats, what things used to be, toasted buns, and chicken sandwich. FACT!

Our Heroes are deep in the heart of fast food for this week's offering of Whataburger's Buffalo Ranch Chicken Strip Sandwich and Sauce Monkey Nick couldn't be happier. Is this saucy sandwich worth your time or is this deep fried chicken off the deep end? We also talk about Gavin shaving outside, filming Rocco, What-A-Burger, an extra piece of cheese causing problems, and so much more.

Our Heroes braved two different Subways, with Eric living his worst nightmare, to bring you a review of the new Subway Dippers. Are these little wraps everything they're cracked up to be or should you go literally anywhere else so you don't witness a fight behind the counter? This dude is a real space cadet and he's causing problems on this week's episode of 100% Eat.

Our Heroes held their first livestream Food Court for Patrons and this is just part one of the proceedings. Join Our Hero Judges as they go through the cases of 100%er Chris's wife's pizza crime and a guy we just call Nutdog. Plus mustard ramen, sugary eggies, and whatever bilk is. BILK! Bilk Origins. Terrible. A genuinely wild start to a new format.

Our Heroes left it up to you, once again, to vote on what they should eat, and You (and Nick) chose THIS?! The Pizza Hut Cheeseburger melt is a por excuse of a pizza and comes with a pickle sauce that really sends the gang reeling. Learn about a gun that makes sharks swim weird. Suggy Stavern Tyle pizza.

Our Heroes do their first live episode from Homebrew Austin at the Sunset Room where they tackle Culver's venture in the pretzel pub game. Enjoy our static camera that gets interrupted because someone (Nick? Eric? JORDAN?) forgot to clear the card but have no fear, Big Ray is here to save the day with his gorgeous footage. We talk business to Dean the lawyer, Stinky Dragon with Pasta Pete, and finally we have special guest Bret from Hawaii who YOU helped with your donations to send his class to NASA! It's a jam packed episode this week.

Our Heroes venture back to Wendy's, not for the illustrious pretzel pub, but for the 7 new saucy nuggs offerings. Eric seems confused about how many flavors there are, almost as confused as people who think they're being tricked by fast food employees. There's also a lot of Dune talk, none of it relevant, all of it about the God Emperor of Dune. GET SAUCY!

Our Heroes think big and run for the border as they review the Big Cheez-It offerings from Taco Bell. Who is getting more out of this relationship: Cheez-It or Taco Bell? What are the ground rules? Why does Cheez-It want us to think they're swingers? A lot of questions, not sure if we get a lot of answers but we're gonna get to the bottom of this one.

Our Heroes, for the first time ever, leave it up to YOU to decide where they eat and YOU landed on Wienerschnitzel because YOU only want to punish and hurt. This week we take on Wienerschnitzel's Mac n Cheese menu. Why does it look like soup? Why would they do this to hot dogs? Did Michael like Eric's soda? So much happens in this episode that our camera dies after 10 minutes. Truly a weird one.

Our Heroes, like the classic Garfields they are, take on Olive Garden but must enlist the help of their resident Nermal, the return Graysie, to really get to the bottom of this menu. Do they all get the lasagna? Why is Graysie mad about spaghetti? Is this chocolate lasagna just cake? A lot is going on in this one and you can see it all in a new set up for our video version of the show on youtube.

Our Heroes are hungry for the meats and they know the only place that has them, allegedly, is Arby's so, on Jordan's recommendation, we're tackling the roast beef king but we're only eating the chicken? They also talk about Horsey sauce chardoneigh, moving to North Carolina, your support because we're not Carl's Jr, and more.