100% Eat

Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in? 

Comedy
Food
Society & Culture
101
Why Bother, Wendy's? %% Wendy's Krabby Patty Ko...
Our Heroes head to a pineapple under the sea to check out Wendy's x Spongebob Krabby Patty Kollab. Wendy's has been on a decline since ditching the Pretzel Pub and now they're relying on brand crossovers for new audience. Does this burger have what it takes to get back in our good graces or is this another failed attempt to get you in and take your cash. WHY is it square? Are they going for it or not???
69 min
102
Flags of Many Colors - Ride Along McDonald’s
Our Heroes take it to McDonald’s and back to get some breakfast. Listen as Nick falls apart, can’t get the app to load, then Michael can but doesn’t want the points until Nick finally gets it going. We talk about city flags and Nick doesn’t get the same thing as everyone else. This is a mess but at least it’s long? If you don’t want to watch on YouTube, we upload these to our RSS feed now. Either way. It’s Ride Along.
28 min
103
Bagel Breakfast Beats Baldheaded Behavior %% Mc...
Our Heroes are once again up at the crack of dawn for YOU, but mostly for them, to get a brekkie bite at McDonald's. Jordan has been throwing shade on the steak bagel breakfast sandwich so its time to settle it once and for all. They also talk about the Egg McMuffin being the support beam of breakfast, Osama Mark Nut, Nick is Eric's mom, and confused You Review leavers.
61 min
104
Nick "Didn't Vote" and Throws Graysie Under the...
This place is 90 degrees inside and they're out of every drink, they won't serve us breakfast and Nick won't stop saying "jalapenos." This Ride Along is a long one because we're inside for a lot of it. We're going to start uploading these on our RSS feed so you can listen if youtube isn't your thing. Also YOU did this.
23 min
105
It’s Worse Every Time %% Jack in the Box Mummy ...
Because of YOU (through your vote on Patreon.com/100percenteat exclusively) Our Heroes have to return to Jack in the Box. What is with this place? There are no drinks, it is 90 degrees, jalapeños. It’s not banned anymore but we’re not allowed to get breakfast from here even though it’s served all day? This whole thing is confusing and Nick is making it worse. But wait, what’s this shake?
65 min
106
Where's the Maple? %% Einstein Bros Bagel Maple...
Our Heroes wake up at the crack of dawn (like 10am) to have a bagel, sort of. Einstein Bros new Maplehouse Egg Sandwich has most of it's namesake but seems to be lacking in certain areas. Maybe it's just because it's early but we're not even really sure if this is a bagel. It's a sandwich, sure, but we thought this was a bagel sandwich? No? Yes? Where's the MAPLE?! Plus do you like Tomb Raider? Welcome to the fandom. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?
59 min
107
You Still Can’t Go Inside %% Sonic Witch’s Brew...
Our Heroes go outside the Sonic Burger to order the new Witch’s Brew Slush Float. Does this Sonic drink cause toil and trouble or is does this potion spell magic for the burger chain. Jordan gets into a very special You Review in this one that you’re not gonna wanna miss. Also have you seen Terminator 2 dude? It’s so good.
68 min
108
Eating a heroes meal %% Firehouse Subs Captains...
Our Heroes take it to the Firehouse to get the new Captains Club sandwich but what’s getting pumped out? It’s gotta be from the deep fryer, right? RIGHT? This place is way too big and it stinks. What’s happening? And are we getting this pickle bucket, it’s only $3. What a meal.
65 min
109
We Blaze, Hot Ones %% Panda Express Blazin Bour...
Our Heroes venture to Panda Express to take on their new fiery fare. Does the Blazin Bourbon Chicken bring the heat or does this Hot Ones collab end up a dud fit for a salt mouse? Spice Rats unite, it's a hot one tonight. We also talk about Blockbuster, trash pandas, and if actual pandas rip your arms off based on a You Review segment.
66 min
110
Graysie makes Eric lose it %% Carrabba's Calabr...
Our Heroes take Graysie out for a fine Italian meal at Carrabba's. With plenty of wine and pricky pear margaritas to go around, this episode is messy. Marvel at how everyone wears Eric down to a nub and then they learn that Graysie knows the Carrabba's family. Just casually forgot to bring that up and drop it mid episode. Normal stuff. Graysie is back so it's unhinged. Enjoy.
66 min
111
We Eat the Entire Denny's Beetlejuice Menu %% D...
Our Heroes venture to a motel adjacent Denny's for a ghastly afternoon delight in the new Beetlejuice Menu. Do these terrifying treats unlive up to our expectations or will these fiendish foods end up 6 feet under. Gotta listen to this one and find out about the Fun Zone if ya know what I mean bud heh heh heh. Prepare your ears for a podcast but your mouth for a special tip as we take on Denny's once again. Good fright!
64 min
112
Eric doxxed us? %% Rudy's Jumbo Smoked Potato
Our Heroes get stuffed and smoked at Rudy's when they take on the jumbo smoked potato. Does this brisket filled spud stand on its own two feet or does the fast food BBQ go up in smoke then come out bone dry? Also who came in to grab our tortilla chips? How do we sponsor a car? Why did Eric dox the 100% Studio? Can't believe it's called Fuddruckers dude no way. New 100% Eat coming your way after hours of slow cooking.
64 min
113
Colonel Sanders Shot a Guy? %% KFC Saucy Nuggets
After a false start (check out this Friday's Michael, Jordan Podcast for more,) Our Heroes get into the long and short of KFC's newest sauce covered offering: the Saucy Nuggets. Why is everyone doing specifically this food right now? Anyway there's a whole thing with a fan and keys and Nick eating like 38 wings as a Personal Record that you'll see. We think the bigger question is can anyone stop The Stewart and what are you being for Halloween?
61 min
114
BK is Pro-Michael, Anti-Eric %% BK Fiery Menu
Our Heroes, thanks to YOUR votes (and 2 votes from Nick,) take it BACK to BK to get their mouths around the new BK Fiery Menu. Can these Bug Kings handle the heat or should they stay out of the combination Burger King & 7/11 that doesn't sell an eyeglass repair kit. Either way, they 100% hate Eric, fully. Grab a spicy chicken fry and bite into this week's episode of 100% Eat.
71 min
115
Graysie in the New Studio %% Cheesecake Factory...
Graysie (and Our Heroes) head to Cheesecake Factory to get get a bite of the Triple Berry Bliss Cheesecake. And the buffalo blasts. and the avocado eggrolls. and who had the two orders of fried mac n cheese? some artichoke dip for the table? It's a lot and it's compounded even more because Graysie is FIRED UP when she's paying attention.
72 min
116
BONUS: Ride Along Taco Cabana
Our Heroes decide that because it’s a short drive to the Taco Cabana from their rented studio, they’ll just record hanging out inside the restaurant while they wait for their food. Peep the time on this one. The drinks are wrong, the salsa bar is small, what’s with the tv, what’s happening across the street, why are we still here. If you want the video version, check it out on our YouTube but we figured this is just like a bonus podcast so enjoy.
43 min
117
Who is the Naughty Boy of the Week? %% Taco Cab...
Our Heroes don't know how long they've been recording but they do know they spent a long time at Taco Cabana trying to get the Street Food Fest offerings. Wait isn't it hot cheetos? Sort of. Wait isn't this supposed to be a Mt Dew rum punch? Yeah it is. Wait does Taco Cabana suck? You gotta listen to find out because we're also really getting in the weeds of Donkey Kong.
68 min
118
No, My Name Its! %% Chick-fil-A Maple Pepper Ba...
Our Heroes have never done a proper review of Chick-fil-A and that changes TODAY unless they don't have the food which immediately sends Eric into a spiral. It's okay, they have it, Eric just almost runs some people over to get it then can't stand still in line. It's a whole thing. They also talk cooking hats, what things used to be, toasted buns, and chicken sandwich. FACT!
62 min
119
This is Sauce Monkey Food %% Whataburger Buffal...
Our Heroes are deep in the heart of fast food for this week's offering of Whataburger's Buffalo Ranch Chicken Strip Sandwich and Sauce Monkey Nick couldn't be happier. Is this saucy sandwich worth your time or is this deep fried chicken off the deep end? We also talk about Gavin shaving outside, filming Rocco, What-A-Burger, an extra piece of cheese causing problems, and so much more.
69 min
120
The Worst Trip to Subway %% Subway Dippers
Our Heroes braved two different Subways, with Eric living his worst nightmare, to bring you a review of the new Subway Dippers. Are these little wraps everything they're cracked up to be or should you go literally anywhere else so you don't witness a fight behind the counter? This dude is a real space cadet and he's causing problems on this week's episode of 100% Eat.
61 min
121
Wife Pizza Crimes, Bilk, and More in the Food C...
Our Heroes held their first livestream Food Court for Patrons and this is just part one of the proceedings. Join Our Hero Judges as they go through the cases of 100%er Chris's wife's pizza crime and a guy we just call Nutdog. Plus mustard ramen, sugary eggies, and whatever bilk is. BILK! Bilk Origins. Terrible. A genuinely wild start to a new format.
84 min
122
You and Nick Voted for This %% Pizza Hut Cheese...
Our Heroes left it up to you, once again, to vote on what they should eat, and You (and Nick) chose THIS?! The Pizza Hut Cheeseburger melt is a por excuse of a pizza and comes with a pickle sauce that really sends the gang reeling. Learn about a gun that makes sharks swim weird. Suggy Stavern Tyle pizza.
62 min
123
Live from the Sunset Room %% Culver's Pretzel H...
Our Heroes do their first live episode from Homebrew Austin at the Sunset Room where they tackle Culver's venture in the pretzel pub game. Enjoy our static camera that gets interrupted because someone (Nick? Eric? JORDAN?) forgot to clear the card but have no fear, Big Ray is here to save the day with his gorgeous footage. We talk business to Dean the lawyer, Stinky Dragon with Pasta Pete, and finally we have special guest Bret from Hawaii who YOU helped with your donations to send his class to NASA! It's a jam packed episode this week.
69 min
124
How many Saucy flavors? %% Wendy's Saucy Nuggs
Our Heroes venture back to Wendy's, not for the illustrious pretzel pub, but for the 7 new saucy nuggs offerings. Eric seems confused about how many flavors there are, almost as confused as people who think they're being tricked by fast food employees. There's also a lot of Dune talk, none of it relevant, all of it about the God Emperor of Dune. GET SAUCY!
62 min
125
Cheez-Its Are Sexy? %% Taco Bell Big Cheez-It
Our Heroes think big and run for the border as they review the Big Cheez-It offerings from Taco Bell. Who is getting more out of this relationship: Cheez-It or Taco Bell? What are the ground rules? Why does Cheez-It want us to think they're swingers? A lot of questions, not sure if we get a lot of answers but we're gonna get to the bottom of this one.
69 min