Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?
Our Heroes grabbed some Busty’s (not what it sounds like) and settled in to watch Madame Web (2024). Forced to confront her past, Cassandra Webb, a Manhattan paramedic that may have clairvoyant abilities, forms a relationship with three young women destined for powerful futures, if they can survive their threatening present.
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35 The Long Way? - Ride Along Chili's
Does advertising work? Just did. It's a short ride from Chili's but we're still giving you the best Ride Along possible. Relive RTX memories from a Double Tree and how the changes in Graysie occurred. Jack Bauer whisper style distractions aside, Jordan appreciates the whole thing. Go back and watch last week's Michael, Jordan Podcast to get the full experience. Nick's a freeK.
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The Graysie Hangover %% Chili's Autumn Breeze M...
Our Heroes want their baby back baby back baby back margs? The day they recorded this is the day after they saw Graysie so this whole thing is a whirlwind. It's triple dipper time but everyone gets wings. Enjoy this easy one and grab a marg yourself. Eat the pie.
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Graysie Eats 7 Fortune Cookies - Ride Along PF ...
Graysie really eats 7 fortune cookies and will become a doctor. Crumbs everywhere. We've got an axe to grind. Did you smoke something? Listen to Graysie open these zots. Is this doing ASMR? Nick hates it.
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Graysie Throws Out the Format %% PF Chang's Gol...
Our Heroes take Graysie to their annual PF Chang's holiday menu feast. What's with all this fried chicken? Is this what the holiday menu is? At least there's drinks, sort of. Graysie plays with the food then looks up animated characters that look like their voice actors. She's in Kazooie mode for this one and she does ASMR. Viva La Vegas. Eat your heart out.
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Nebraskin For Cinnamon Rolls & Chili %% Food Court
From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about chili dipped cinnamon rolls, if soup is food, red wine and chocolate milk (wilk?) plus MORE!
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4 Giant Sandwich Reveal - Ride Along Jersey Mike's
Eric bought these big sandwiches and there was a guy at the shop that hated him. We get into a philosophical discussion of public embarrassment plus Jordan's mexico trip. What's up with Matt Gaetz head though? How is the news moving so fast? KEYS! That's on me.
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4 GIANT SANDWICHES?!? %% Jersey Mike's Pastrami...
Our Heroes go to Jersey Mike's to eat pastrami but check out all this Super Smash Bros talk!!! And midnight releases. Eric is still talking about Wendy's and Michael breaks down actual New Jersey sandwiches. WHY did Eric get all these sandwiches?? Monkeyjuice is making the juice. A real disjointed episode but you love it and the monkey heavy facts. Rooster Teeth reference?
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Tempting Salmonella %% Food Court
From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about public use of Frank's Red Hot sauce, licking raw meat saucy fingers, and corn cob challenges. We've included the chat on screen so you can see the bald headed behavior you could be a part of if you're there live.
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Squeen's Scrambit - Ride Along Taco Bell
Nick is gasping but its on him. Nick is fired up in this one and we go to Taco Bell and back. Michael has an AI girlfriend? Congrats! We take pictures in the car. There are dangers of the road and Michael is gonna help. There's a lot of debate about what's real food.
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Let the Past Die %% Taco Bell Decades Menu
Our Heroes go back in time to try the new Taco Bell Decades menu which includes "favorites" from the last 40 years. Nobody's favorite was a tostada. We just refuse to believe it. Is any of this worth trying or should you run somewhere other than the border for a taste of something new. Wait this isn't even everything? It's not even all out yet? What's the point of this thing? Maybe Taco Bell over played it's hand.
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PRNDL & Graysie Gifts - Ride Along BJ's Brewhouse
Our Heroes are stuffed with pizza, pretzels, and pizookie so they're on the long ride home. Graysie gets to ride shotgun but she's got PRNDL-pinions and wants to keep waking Michael up from his nap. Big time little sister energy in this one, especially when we all get back to the studio and start giving her presents.
Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE review the Spooky Pizookie the day before Halloween. Wait what do you mean you're out of the Spooky Pizookie? Why would you advertise it then? What are we supposed to do? Eat pretzels? Oh okay. Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE eat pretzels and pizza from BJ's Brewhouse this episode. They still get a pizookie, in fact the closest pizookie you can get without it being spooky. Does this beer slinging pizza port have the goods or does it fall flat without the scary star of the show? Also it's tub time for Michael & Jordan.
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Chocolate Pineapple Frosty & the Broke Water Co...
Sprite! Powerade! Nick lists all the sodas that Wendy’s is out of while drinking a pineapple chocolate frosty and Michael tries to fix a broken water cooler. This is all for the place. They’re out of straws! Powerade Zero! Eventually we get to the burger but Our Heroes know a Chum Bucket switcheroo when they see one. Jump in, it’s Ride Along.
Our Heroes head to a pineapple under the sea to check out Wendy's x Spongebob Krabby Patty Kollab. Wendy's has been on a decline since ditching the Pretzel Pub and now they're relying on brand crossovers for new audience. Does this burger have what it takes to get back in our good graces or is this another failed attempt to get you in and take your cash. WHY is it square? Are they going for it or not???
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Flags of Many Colors - Ride Along McDonald’s
Our Heroes take it to McDonald’s and back to get some breakfast. Listen as Nick falls apart, can’t get the app to load, then Michael can but doesn’t want the points until Nick finally gets it going. We talk about city flags and Nick doesn’t get the same thing as everyone else. This is a mess but at least it’s long? If you don’t want to watch on YouTube, we upload these to our RSS feed now. Either way. It’s Ride Along.
Our Heroes are once again up at the crack of dawn for YOU, but mostly for them, to get a brekkie bite at McDonald's. Jordan has been throwing shade on the steak bagel breakfast sandwich so its time to settle it once and for all. They also talk about the Egg McMuffin being the support beam of breakfast, Osama Mark Nut, Nick is Eric's mom, and confused You Review leavers.
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Nick "Didn't Vote" and Throws Graysie Under the...
This place is 90 degrees inside and they're out of every drink, they won't serve us breakfast and Nick won't stop saying "jalapenos." This Ride Along is a long one because we're inside for a lot of it. We're going to start uploading these on our RSS feed so you can listen if youtube isn't your thing. Also YOU did this.
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It’s Worse Every Time %% Jack in the Box Mummy ...
Because of YOU (through your vote on Patreon.com/100percenteat exclusively) Our Heroes have to return to Jack in the Box. What is with this place? There are no drinks, it is 90 degrees, jalapeños. It’s not banned anymore but we’re not allowed to get breakfast from here even though it’s served all day? This whole thing is confusing and Nick is making it worse. But wait, what’s this shake?
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Where's the Maple? %% Einstein Bros Bagel Maple...
Our Heroes wake up at the crack of dawn (like 10am) to have a bagel, sort of. Einstein Bros new Maplehouse Egg Sandwich has most of it's namesake but seems to be lacking in certain areas. Maybe it's just because it's early but we're not even really sure if this is a bagel. It's a sandwich, sure, but we thought this was a bagel sandwich? No? Yes? Where's the MAPLE?! Plus do you like Tomb Raider? Welcome to the fandom. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?
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You Still Can’t Go Inside %% Sonic Witch’s Brew...
Our Heroes go outside the Sonic Burger to order the new Witch’s Brew Slush Float. Does this Sonic drink cause toil and trouble or is does this potion spell magic for the burger chain. Jordan gets into a very special You Review in this one that you’re not gonna wanna miss. Also have you seen Terminator 2 dude? It’s so good.
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Eating a heroes meal %% Firehouse Subs Captains...
Our Heroes take it to the Firehouse to get the new Captains Club sandwich but what’s getting pumped out? It’s gotta be from the deep fryer, right? RIGHT? This place is way too big and it stinks. What’s happening? And are we getting this pickle bucket, it’s only $3. What a meal.
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We Blaze, Hot Ones %% Panda Express Blazin Bour...
Our Heroes venture to Panda Express to take on their new fiery fare. Does the Blazin Bourbon Chicken bring the heat or does this Hot Ones collab end up a dud fit for a salt mouse? Spice Rats unite, it's a hot one tonight. We also talk about Blockbuster, trash pandas, and if actual pandas rip your arms off based on a You Review segment.
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Graysie makes Eric lose it %% Carrabba's Calabr...
Our Heroes take Graysie out for a fine Italian meal at Carrabba's. With plenty of wine and pricky pear margaritas to go around, this episode is messy. Marvel at how everyone wears Eric down to a nub and then they learn that Graysie knows the Carrabba's family. Just casually forgot to bring that up and drop it mid episode. Normal stuff. Graysie is back so it's unhinged. Enjoy.
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We Eat the Entire Denny's Beetlejuice Menu %% D...
Our Heroes venture to a motel adjacent Denny's for a ghastly afternoon delight in the new Beetlejuice Menu. Do these terrifying treats unlive up to our expectations or will these fiendish foods end up 6 feet under. Gotta listen to this one and find out about the Fun Zone if ya know what I mean bud heh heh heh. Prepare your ears for a podcast but your mouth for a special tip as we take on Denny's once again. Good fright!