Our Heroes are on a long ride home from the B Dubs after hearing this guy make a bathroom phone call. Enjoy this insane car ride featuring cars that don't know where they're going and Nick talking about feet again. Come on.

Our Heroes leave the vote up to you and you did this because of the poll on our Patreon. You're ridiculous but at least it wasn't Burger King. Anyway we get the Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm at B Dubs which is so weird. No wings at all? Get on the phone in a public restroom and tell your friends this episode is a banger. You like pretzel bites? We had those.

It's a whole trip from there and back. Slap some mayo on your burger pizza and eat some hush puppies, Nick style. Also wait outside while Eric grabs this pizza and gets the bug out of his ear. Nick almost films all the stuff he needs to in this one!

Domino's finally cross the line and started doing a stuffed crust pizza. Will Our Heroes enjoy what Domino's, the best chain pizza crust, does in their new venture or is it too little too late for this flailing franchise. The dark empath has plenty to say about this but also he's scraping and slapping plus cheeseburger pizza in mayo? Look, we talk about the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream disappointment as well. A jam packed ep, one section, all over.

Grasp this one with 2 hands, it's a burrito size Ride Along. Did Michael phone in the episode? Or is he incredible? A lot of anime talk in this one and Eric doesn't quite follow. We should remake 100% Eat as CG, right? Texas Pete is GONE!

Nick has a lot of opinions about what a burrito is and he's howling at Our Heroes about this food. Wienerschnitzel threw some slop in a tortilla and the workers don't know if they can keep up with the demand (just us ordering 12 burritos at once.) Also don't worry, they didn't have the shake, or they did and Nick wouldn't tell us? WHERE'S THE PICOS PETE?????? So much is happening so dive into this week's episode.

From their livestream on 2/17/25, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about hot chocolate & cheezits, wet crackers, oreo consumption, and being swayed by a food explorer.

Stop calling it Game F A Qs. Our Heroes have a rainy drive back from Panera and Nick gets chips. A lot of argument about an apple and roommate talk. Prepare yourself for Nick's stories because they're wild. Abandonment abound.

SSHHHHHHHHH this is a library, maybe. This restaurant was made for grandma's and kids who need to study, but are these "bagels" worth the cash? Come on in, steal a drink, and find out if Joey Wheeler is the Eric of the group? Panera Community Cafe says its fine. Sssocial sssecurity sssnakes beware, the monkey is in for a scare. Is Michael zesty?

From their livestream on 2/17/25, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about cookie sucking, saltine mayo, coffee cheese, plus MORE!

Nick gasped. Big deal! The Dark Empath lives and he feels. Open the box and win, but not money. Nice shot, Spielberg. Also thanks to big Javier for sending us mead and beer. We'll have a taste test soon!

Our Heroes return to the Mule Tender Colonel and try Mike's hot honey, maybe? There was a glaze, maybe? We also realize that Nick is the Dark Empath. Eric has a new ugly hoodie with some art we never used. You're lookin at the new Achievement Hunter right here. Don't worry, Nick tried the sauce and he's willing to do you a favor.

Our Heroes run into the angry guy at Subway again but his space cadet friend wasn't there so at least there's a benefit. We didn't get the dippers, sorry Nick, and we also don't film under the bathroom door (also sorry Nick.) Ordering was a whole debacle and we make friends on the road. Slap some stickers on your van and pound pavement.

As an empath Nick screams because there have been sauce changes at a different restaurant. Why did Jordan derail the podcast? Anyway, Our Heroes head back to Subway to get ANOTHER footlong cookie but this time its Oreo. What are the Monkey Macros on this thing? Ready to learn about Subway and subway? What's the plan, Ted? FRWBYS forever.

It's a long drive in the rain and Our Heroes are talking all over the place. Car episodes, Costco is getting Coke, why everything moved out of Austin, ordering lightbulbs, Mark Walhberg AI, and so much more. WHY WON'T NICK TAKE STEROIDS???? Find out in this Ride Along.

Was there cake? Our Heroes take a long drive to Carl's Jr to get the MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo and Nick has been good for 36 hours. Eric still thinks these Pokemon things are called Time Wheels. Wait wait we gotta talk about this burger. Is this... good? We're all kind of floored by what we just ate, plus the protein on this thing is through the roof. Grab a slice of mirage cake and prepare to run the Burger Gauntlet.

The car ride isn't long so Our Heroes are taking you to the restaurant to pick up the food. Did you know they have fries? What did we get? Is it fries? They have fries. Nick can't contain himself, the food isn't ready, and this guy left his wife locked in the car. Wingstop ride along is a great one to leave on in the background then you hear it and go "what just happened" at parts.

Our Heroes return to Wingstop to try ANOTHER new flavor. They haven't been here since Secret War came out (remember that show?) but that won't stop Nick from asking for more and more and what did we get and what about fries? Should we even be saying Sweet Chili? Learn about a bakers dozen, blue sneeze vs blue cheese, and the Taco Pass video.

Our Heroes are on the return journey back to the studio after a second breakfast at Tim Hortons. Eric almost crashes the car. We also don't stop at McDonald's and Nick doesn't know anything about Lord of the Rings. Nick also justifies eating all the scraps. It's Monkey Money. Why'd you stop?

Our Heroes run for the border, but this time it's north as they take on Tim Hortons. The sandwich they were gonna get wasn't there but who cares. They've never been and there's only one in town so they enjoy a selection of goods including the cheesy chicken melt. Don't worry, Nick makes his monkey money on everyone else's food and he's got some donut holes for a job well done.

Graysie's wearing some tall shoes and Nick calls Eric names. Our Heroes fill Graysie in on Chris news and Graysie gets zots & gifts. Graysie gets $4 and toys and treats. Who sent that Pluffle by the way? Thanks!