Face Jam

Fast food creations are coming out too fast to keep track of- luckily Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to eat and judge every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. Subscribe now at http://bit.ly/FaceJamSubscribe.

Comedy
Food
Society & Culture
51
Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Nick in Goodfellas, not wanting to talk about the Arby's bathroom, a special Michael sent snack, and more.
73 min
52
Spittin Silly - Tony's Insane Breakfast Treats
Our Heroes are tackling some limited time foods but not in their usual way. Our friend Tony from Design joins us for a Tony's Treats episode of Spittin Silly where we try the Sunny D Vodka Seltzer, Eggo Waffle Pop Tarts, and Breakfast Cup of Noodle ramen? Oh man. This is a wild one. Enjoy. The monkey sure did.Our Heroes are tackling some limited time foods but not in their usual way. Our friend Tony from Design joins us for a Tony's Treats episode of Spittin Silly where we try the Sunny D Vodka Seltzer, Eggo Waffle Pop Tarts, and Breakfast Cup of Noodle ramen? Oh man. This is a wild one. Enjoy. The monkey sure did. Come find us at RTX where we're drinking (free?) beer at the Rat & Grackle Pub plus we're doing live shows for almost all our podcasts, including this one. www.RTXAustin.com for deets. Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and join the koffee club Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam40 and use code facejam40 and RTX but we already did a thing for that.
41 min
53
Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Papa Johns lawsuits, if Papa John is still at Papa Johns, intense P Johns spyware, and a snack we all like from Nuts dot com who IS a sponsor but we didn't know that at the time.
78 min
54
Spittin Silly - Little Caesars Pretzel Crust RE...
Our Heroes are doing something unprecedented: they're going to try a different version of a limited food they've already scored to see if THAT version is better. It's the REtasting of Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust Pizza with pizza sauce instead of cheese sauce. And what's a boysenberry snoop doing here??
37 min
55
Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog
Take ME out. In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording at a baseball game, the national anthem, a grand slam, all these kids, and more.
66 min
56
Spittin Silly - Energy Drink Taste Test
What started as a Prime Energy taste test has unraveled into an all out weird Energy Drink tasteathon. Our Heroes, along with Eric and Nick, crack a can and let you know if any of these weirdo drinks are worth your time. Listen as they tackle Prime Energy, Ryse Fule, a weird Coke, and Peepsi? Jordan goes off the rails.
34 min
57
Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about calzony experience, By-The-Bucket, Jordan's steps for the Detroit Tigers, and so much more.
68 min
58
Spittin Silly - Jack in the Box Sourdough Jack
Your eyes do not deceive you, Face Jam tackles a NEAR FORBIDDEN restaurant and their offering: the Sourdough Jack. Although Jack in the Box is not banned on Spittin Silly, is it even worth venturing through their taboo doors to sample this food? Tune in and find about that and I think Rennervations.
35 min
59
Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about running over potatoes, Michael's switch, saying Mooyah, celebrating lent, and first impressions of this place.
72 min
60
Spittin Silly - Food Court: Split Decision
A Food Court in crisis, this week's Spittin Silly has Our Hero Judges finally able to rule on some food conundrums that have been weighing heavy on the court. Join the Honorable Michael & Jordan as they dip chicken strips in ice cream and tackle what makes mac & cheese really mac & cheese or is it 'bo's and shreds? ORDER IN THE COURT!
33 min
61
KFC Double Down
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Double Down so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Jack Harlow meal, the KFConsole, CMO KFC U.S. and more.
71 min
62
Spittin Silly - Food Court 5
Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Honorable judges Michael & Jordan bring you new cases like double mac & cheese from a doctor, eating a whole lemon, paste soup, and more.
45 min
63
Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos
In this episode, Michael Jones, Jordan Cwierz and Eric Baudour eat and review Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about stealing each other’s glasses, Nick keeps reading out loud what he *might* order, Rosgar is funny if you trust us, Taco Deli sauce lore, and the true meaning of Uffda.
70 min
64
Spittin Silly - Snack Attack
Join Our Heroes on a snack attack from around the world (India only, really) as they crack into a Yum Box from one loyal jammer. What delicious treats are in store for these Bug Kings? Is there anything you should go out of your way for? Listen and find out.
38 min
65
Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Austin power, froot loops, the commercial, being normal in a bush at the Taco Bell owner's house, and Goldeneye.
72 min
66
Spittin Silly - Food Court 4
Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Our Heroes and Judges are back to settle some interesting cases including drinking too much milk, dipping crusts in soda, mac & cheese vs bows and cheese. Please rise and be seated as court is now in session.
38 min
67
Schlotzsky's Calzones
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Schlotzsky's Calzones so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Schlotzsky's is technically an Austin restaurant, substitutesky’s, a man yelling about catering, and Nick wants Cinnabon.
72 min
68
Spittin Silly - Spittin Silly on Wingstop
Our Heroes spit silly on Wingstop today, getting some non-limited flavors and also Jordan and Michael have spy watches. Who eats at Wingstop? Did you watch TGIF? Did you throw firecrackers at dogs?
35 min
69
Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about house votes, whatever happened to that waiter who got that tip, no one eating at Denny's, our friend Armando, and more.
62 min
70
Spittin Silly - The Story
Settle in, open your ears, and prepare for The Story.
44 min
71
McDonald's Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder with Chees...
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review McDonald's Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder with Cheese & Holiday Pie so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording remotely, getting supersized, 41, and more.
64 min
72
Spittin Silly - Food Court 3
Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Honorable Heroes are settling cases and following up on old dockets. We receive clarification on settlements and go over some new cases, plus a custody ruling.
44 min
73
Cici's Pizza Piezilla Pizza
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Cici's Pizza Piezilla Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the $65 price tag, a merch meeting, which part of the pizza is best, and more.
73 min
74
Spittin Silly - HEB Food Court
Our Heroes are back to Spit Silly on something so niche, your mind will be blown. Going to the local grocery store can make you hungry so Our Heroes tackle HEB's food court and rank their offerings so you can know what to get if you're ever in this specific part of Austin doing shopping. Incredibly brave.
38 min
75
Whataburger Breakfast Bowl
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Breakfast Bowl so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Michael's car, coffee lawsuits, a deep fried rat, and more.
69 min