Was there cake? Our Heroes take a long drive to Carl's Jr to get the MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo and Nick has been good for 36 hours. Eric still thinks these Pokemon things are called Time Wheels. Wait wait we gotta talk about this burger. Is this... good? We're all kind of floored by what we just ate, plus the protein on this thing is through the roof. Grab a slice of mirage cake and prepare to run the Burger Gauntlet.

The car ride isn't long so Our Heroes are taking you to the restaurant to pick up the food. Did you know they have fries? What did we get? Is it fries? They have fries. Nick can't contain himself, the food isn't ready, and this guy left his wife locked in the car. Wingstop ride along is a great one to leave on in the background then you hear it and go "what just happened" at parts.

Our Heroes return to Wingstop to try ANOTHER new flavor. They haven't been here since Secret War came out (remember that show?) but that won't stop Nick from asking for more and more and what did we get and what about fries? Should we even be saying Sweet Chili? Learn about a bakers dozen, blue sneeze vs blue cheese, and the Taco Pass video.

Our Heroes are on the return journey back to the studio after a second breakfast at Tim Hortons. Eric almost crashes the car. We also don't stop at McDonald's and Nick doesn't know anything about Lord of the Rings. Nick also justifies eating all the scraps. It's Monkey Money. Why'd you stop?

Our Heroes run for the border, but this time it's north as they take on Tim Hortons. The sandwich they were gonna get wasn't there but who cares. They've never been and there's only one in town so they enjoy a selection of goods including the cheesy chicken melt. Don't worry, Nick makes his monkey money on everyone else's food and he's got some donut holes for a job well done.

Graysie's wearing some tall shoes and Nick calls Eric names. Our Heroes fill Graysie in on Chris news and Graysie gets zots & gifts. Graysie gets $4 and toys and treats. Who sent that Pluffle by the way? Thanks!

Our Heroes found out that local diner chain Kerbey Lane is doing a pretzel so they called in local pretzel expert Graysie to get to the bottom of this. This once 24 hour diner has expanded and cut hours but their seasonal menu usually comes up with some surprising inclusions. Is this pretzel worth your time? What's with the meats? Did you want the last bite? Too slow, idiot. We think Graysie ate most of the pretzel.

Our Heroes are headed to Taco Bell to place their order in person with big Taco Bell ipads but what are they ordering exactly? Nick will tell you and you will listen to him and that's what we're getting. Nobody lives at the office. Don't worry about that part. This is a looooooong one because we're waiting for our food. Everything is discussed and there's just a lot of hanging out. Enjoy!

Taco Bell keeps the hits coming with new chicken nuggets but Our Heroes need to figure out if they're worth your time. It's just limited time item after item, they can't all be hits, right? Are these? They were also out of one of the sauces so Michael makes them pay Monkey Style, Jordan has a terrible graphics card, and everyone listens to Nick?

These sour gummies bum Eric out and Our Heroes discuss Kraven the Hunter. Nick's shooting in .5x so it's hard to see if he's leaning in or out, either way Big Ray like Kraven. This ones also got some home improvement tips for you if you need LED lights.

Our Heroes, for the first time, go to a California staple: In N Out. This burger stand isn't available everywhere and doesn't do limited time food but we've got to eat it before the year ends to let you know if you need it. Who is allowed to use the bathroom? Why is this place compared to Whataburger all the time? Who writes Yelp reviews for Wait n Line or Trapped n Line??? Come find out what a hamburgers all about.

Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a satisfying meal at Nando's. Here's a cheeky drive where they talk Indiana Jones, feet, Nick gasping, the weight of the OneWheel, the office lights, and the glade explosion. When we drinkin the Sonic Soda??

Our Heroes are on a cheeky Nando's trip for the first time ever. This British staple just opened doors in Austin and we find out if you should make the trip to it. Are you a sauce monster like Nick grabs nearly every sauce bottle he sees or do you take it the way it comes? Either way this place is self serve and no one is really gonna help you so figure it out. Will this go down as one of the best or worst places in 100% Eat history.

Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a successful(?) trip to IHOP. No one got robbed so Nick couldn't bob but we did eat a lot of cookie butter which is just as good for a screaming monkey. We had the waitress's favorite and she might have tried more, either way Eric lied to her and he's a content stealer. And he's a jay walker!

Our Heroes raid the tomb of IHOP for the new stuffed french toast menu. It's sponsored by Xbox. Sort of? We didn't really see that other than one little menu but okay sure, Xbox french toast. Either way, there's COOKIE BUTTER!!!! COOKIE BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!! The monkey and our waitress go nuts for this stuff. But should you make a last crusade for this sugar bomb of a breakfast or is this whole meal a temple of doom?

This monkey is feral and has the sauce to prove it. In Ooo What’s That? your host, Nick Schwartz, stops listening to whatever else is going on to point out things he sees. Ooo Is that a Buca di Bepo he’s been to one time? Ooo Is that downtown? Ooo A billboard! Join this one man and his car captives as he just starts doing his own show.

First and foremost, Shake Shack is a brand. No one cares, certainly not Our Heroes. What they care about this episode is soft soft food and creamy lil shakes. Watch Michael scream about his painful tongue and drinking a lot of lactose. Go order the Wackadoo dozen now, come onnnnn four eyes. Get in first class and eat a burger.

Our Heroes grabbed some Busty’s (not what it sounds like) and settled in to watch Madame Web (2024). Forced to confront her past, Cassandra Webb, a Manhattan paramedic that may have clairvoyant abilities, forms a relationship with three young women destined for powerful futures, if they can survive their threatening present.

Does advertising work? Just did. It's a short ride from Chili's but we're still giving you the best Ride Along possible. Relive RTX memories from a Double Tree and how the changes in Graysie occurred. Jack Bauer whisper style distractions aside, Jordan appreciates the whole thing. Go back and watch last week's Michael, Jordan Podcast to get the full experience. Nick's a freeK.

Our Heroes want their baby back baby back baby back margs? The day they recorded this is the day after they saw Graysie so this whole thing is a whirlwind. It's triple dipper time but everyone gets wings. Enjoy this easy one and grab a marg yourself. Eat the pie.

Graysie really eats 7 fortune cookies and will become a doctor. Crumbs everywhere. We've got an axe to grind. Did you smoke something? Listen to Graysie open these zots. Is this doing ASMR? Nick hates it.

Our Heroes take Graysie to their annual PF Chang's holiday menu feast. What's with all this fried chicken? Is this what the holiday menu is? At least there's drinks, sort of. Graysie plays with the food then looks up animated characters that look like their voice actors. She's in Kazooie mode for this one and she does ASMR. Viva La Vegas. Eat your heart out.

From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about chili dipped cinnamon rolls, if soup is food, red wine and chocolate milk (wilk?) plus MORE!

Eric bought these big sandwiches and there was a guy at the shop that hated him. We get into a philosophical discussion of public embarrassment plus Jordan's mexico trip. What's up with Matt Gaetz head though? How is the news moving so fast? KEYS! That's on me.

Our Heroes go to Jersey Mike's to eat pastrami but check out all this Super Smash Bros talk!!! And midnight releases. Eric is still talking about Wendy's and Michael breaks down actual New Jersey sandwiches. WHY did Eric get all these sandwiches?? Monkeyjuice is making the juice. A real disjointed episode but you love it and the monkey heavy facts. Rooster Teeth reference?