100% Eat

Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in? 

Comedy
Food
Society & Culture
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4 Giant Sandwich Reveal - Ride Along Jersey Mike's
Eric bought these big sandwiches and there was a guy at the shop that hated him. We get into a philosophical discussion of public embarrassment plus Jordan's mexico trip. What's up with Matt Gaetz head though? How is the news moving so fast? KEYS! That's on me.
15 min
52
4 GIANT SANDWICHES?!? %% Jersey Mike's Pastrami...
Our Heroes go to Jersey Mike's to eat pastrami but check out all this Super Smash Bros talk!!! And midnight releases. Eric is still talking about Wendy's and Michael breaks down actual New Jersey sandwiches. WHY did Eric get all these sandwiches?? Monkeyjuice is making the juice. A real disjointed episode but you love it and the monkey heavy facts. Rooster Teeth reference?
67 min
53
Tempting Salmonella %% Food Court
From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about public use of Frank's Red Hot sauce, licking raw meat saucy fingers, and corn cob challenges. We've included the chat on screen so you can see the bald headed behavior you could be a part of if you're there live.
39 min
54
Squeen's Scrambit - Ride Along Taco Bell
Nick is gasping but its on him. Nick is fired up in this one and we go to Taco Bell and back. Michael has an AI girlfriend? Congrats! We take pictures in the car. There are dangers of the road and Michael is gonna help. There's a lot of debate about what's real food.
19 min
55
Let the Past Die %% Taco Bell Decades Menu
Our Heroes go back in time to try the new Taco Bell Decades menu which includes "favorites" from the last 40 years. Nobody's favorite was a tostada. We just refuse to believe it. Is any of this worth trying or should you run somewhere other than the border for a taste of something new. Wait this isn't even everything? It's not even all out yet? What's the point of this thing? Maybe Taco Bell over played it's hand.
70 min
56
PRNDL & Graysie Gifts - Ride Along BJ's Brewhouse
Our Heroes are stuffed with pizza, pretzels, and pizookie so they're on the long ride home. Graysie gets to ride shotgun but she's got PRNDL-pinions and wants to keep waking Michael up from his nap. Big time little sister energy in this one, especially when we all get back to the studio and start giving her presents.
16 min
57
Graysie Gets Got %% BJ's Brewhouse Spooky Pizookie
Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE review the Spooky Pizookie the day before Halloween. Wait what do you mean you're out of the Spooky Pizookie? Why would you advertise it then? What are we supposed to do? Eat pretzels? Oh okay. Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE eat pretzels and pizza from BJ's Brewhouse this episode. They still get a pizookie, in fact the closest pizookie you can get without it being spooky. Does this beer slinging pizza port have the goods or does it fall flat without the scary star of the show? Also it's tub time for Michael & Jordan.
63 min
58
Chocolate Pineapple Frosty & the Broke Water Co...
Sprite! Powerade! Nick lists all the sodas that Wendy’s is out of while drinking a pineapple chocolate frosty and Michael tries to fix a broken water cooler. This is all for the place. They’re out of straws! Powerade Zero! Eventually we get to the burger but Our Heroes know a Chum Bucket switcheroo when they see one. Jump in, it’s Ride Along.
13 min
59
Why Bother, Wendy's? %% Wendy's Krabby Patty Ko...
Our Heroes head to a pineapple under the sea to check out Wendy's x Spongebob Krabby Patty Kollab. Wendy's has been on a decline since ditching the Pretzel Pub and now they're relying on brand crossovers for new audience. Does this burger have what it takes to get back in our good graces or is this another failed attempt to get you in and take your cash. WHY is it square? Are they going for it or not???
69 min
60
Flags of Many Colors - Ride Along McDonald’s
Our Heroes take it to McDonald’s and back to get some breakfast. Listen as Nick falls apart, can’t get the app to load, then Michael can but doesn’t want the points until Nick finally gets it going. We talk about city flags and Nick doesn’t get the same thing as everyone else. This is a mess but at least it’s long? If you don’t want to watch on YouTube, we upload these to our RSS feed now. Either way. It’s Ride Along.
28 min
61
Bagel Breakfast Beats Baldheaded Behavior %% Mc...
Our Heroes are once again up at the crack of dawn for YOU, but mostly for them, to get a brekkie bite at McDonald's. Jordan has been throwing shade on the steak bagel breakfast sandwich so its time to settle it once and for all. They also talk about the Egg McMuffin being the support beam of breakfast, Osama Mark Nut, Nick is Eric's mom, and confused You Review leavers.
61 min
62
Nick "Didn't Vote" and Throws Graysie Under the...
This place is 90 degrees inside and they're out of every drink, they won't serve us breakfast and Nick won't stop saying "jalapenos." This Ride Along is a long one because we're inside for a lot of it. We're going to start uploading these on our RSS feed so you can listen if youtube isn't your thing. Also YOU did this.
23 min
63
It’s Worse Every Time %% Jack in the Box Mummy ...
Because of YOU (through your vote on Patreon.com/100percenteat exclusively) Our Heroes have to return to Jack in the Box. What is with this place? There are no drinks, it is 90 degrees, jalapeños. It’s not banned anymore but we’re not allowed to get breakfast from here even though it’s served all day? This whole thing is confusing and Nick is making it worse. But wait, what’s this shake?
65 min
64
Where's the Maple? %% Einstein Bros Bagel Maple...
Our Heroes wake up at the crack of dawn (like 10am) to have a bagel, sort of. Einstein Bros new Maplehouse Egg Sandwich has most of it's namesake but seems to be lacking in certain areas. Maybe it's just because it's early but we're not even really sure if this is a bagel. It's a sandwich, sure, but we thought this was a bagel sandwich? No? Yes? Where's the MAPLE?! Plus do you like Tomb Raider? Welcome to the fandom. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?
59 min
65
You Still Can’t Go Inside %% Sonic Witch’s Brew...
Our Heroes go outside the Sonic Burger to order the new Witch’s Brew Slush Float. Does this Sonic drink cause toil and trouble or is does this potion spell magic for the burger chain. Jordan gets into a very special You Review in this one that you’re not gonna wanna miss. Also have you seen Terminator 2 dude? It’s so good.
68 min
66
Eating a heroes meal %% Firehouse Subs Captains...
Our Heroes take it to the Firehouse to get the new Captains Club sandwich but what’s getting pumped out? It’s gotta be from the deep fryer, right? RIGHT? This place is way too big and it stinks. What’s happening? And are we getting this pickle bucket, it’s only $3. What a meal.
65 min
67
We Blaze, Hot Ones %% Panda Express Blazin Bour...
Our Heroes venture to Panda Express to take on their new fiery fare. Does the Blazin Bourbon Chicken bring the heat or does this Hot Ones collab end up a dud fit for a salt mouse? Spice Rats unite, it's a hot one tonight. We also talk about Blockbuster, trash pandas, and if actual pandas rip your arms off based on a You Review segment.
66 min
68
Graysie makes Eric lose it %% Carrabba's Calabr...
Our Heroes take Graysie out for a fine Italian meal at Carrabba's. With plenty of wine and pricky pear margaritas to go around, this episode is messy. Marvel at how everyone wears Eric down to a nub and then they learn that Graysie knows the Carrabba's family. Just casually forgot to bring that up and drop it mid episode. Normal stuff. Graysie is back so it's unhinged. Enjoy.
66 min
69
We Eat the Entire Denny's Beetlejuice Menu %% D...
Our Heroes venture to a motel adjacent Denny's for a ghastly afternoon delight in the new Beetlejuice Menu. Do these terrifying treats unlive up to our expectations or will these fiendish foods end up 6 feet under. Gotta listen to this one and find out about the Fun Zone if ya know what I mean bud heh heh heh. Prepare your ears for a podcast but your mouth for a special tip as we take on Denny's once again. Good fright!
64 min
70
Eric doxxed us? %% Rudy's Jumbo Smoked Potato
Our Heroes get stuffed and smoked at Rudy's when they take on the jumbo smoked potato. Does this brisket filled spud stand on its own two feet or does the fast food BBQ go up in smoke then come out bone dry? Also who came in to grab our tortilla chips? How do we sponsor a car? Why did Eric dox the 100% Studio? Can't believe it's called Fuddruckers dude no way. New 100% Eat coming your way after hours of slow cooking.
64 min
71
Colonel Sanders Shot a Guy? %% KFC Saucy Nuggets
After a false start (check out this Friday's Michael, Jordan Podcast for more,) Our Heroes get into the long and short of KFC's newest sauce covered offering: the Saucy Nuggets. Why is everyone doing specifically this food right now? Anyway there's a whole thing with a fan and keys and Nick eating like 38 wings as a Personal Record that you'll see. We think the bigger question is can anyone stop The Stewart and what are you being for Halloween?
61 min
72
BK is Pro-Michael, Anti-Eric %% BK Fiery Menu
Our Heroes, thanks to YOUR votes (and 2 votes from Nick,) take it BACK to BK to get their mouths around the new BK Fiery Menu. Can these Bug Kings handle the heat or should they stay out of the combination Burger King & 7/11 that doesn't sell an eyeglass repair kit. Either way, they 100% hate Eric, fully. Grab a spicy chicken fry and bite into this week's episode of 100% Eat.
71 min
73
Graysie in the New Studio %% Cheesecake Factory...
Graysie (and Our Heroes) head to Cheesecake Factory to get get a bite of the Triple Berry Bliss Cheesecake. And the buffalo blasts. and the avocado eggrolls. and who had the two orders of fried mac n cheese? some artichoke dip for the table? It's a lot and it's compounded even more because Graysie is FIRED UP when she's paying attention.
72 min
74
BONUS: Ride Along Taco Cabana
Our Heroes decide that because it’s a short drive to the Taco Cabana from their rented studio, they’ll just record hanging out inside the restaurant while they wait for their food. Peep the time on this one. The drinks are wrong, the salsa bar is small, what’s with the tv, what’s happening across the street, why are we still here. If you want the video version, check it out on our YouTube but we figured this is just like a bonus podcast so enjoy.
43 min
75
Who is the Naughty Boy of the Week? %% Taco Cab...
Our Heroes don't know how long they've been recording but they do know they spent a long time at Taco Cabana trying to get the Street Food Fest offerings. Wait isn't it hot cheetos? Sort of. Wait isn't this supposed to be a Mt Dew rum punch? Yeah it is. Wait does Taco Cabana suck? You gotta listen to find out because we're also really getting in the weeds of Donkey Kong.
68 min