"More men should die by the hands of gymnastics."

"Why is she sniffing your crotch so hard?"

"Golly gee whiz, mother fucker!"

"It's prison rules here at the Fun Yard."

"I kept trying to get my meat out..."

"Are you saying moms don’t cum?"

"You've been talking about fucking and sucking for twenty minutes!"

"Uno is the potato salad of card games?"

"Do you want it straight from the nipple of the Jawa?"

“She wanna skirt in my whip…”

"We have a lot of fat, ugly, stupid fans..."

"You give off a 'I used to work at Panera' vibe ."

"I love my space daddy."

"It's classical art. You’re gonna see butts."

"Is it Shart-O?"

"Would it even see a butthole?"

"My ass looks like a three dimensional plate."

"First of all, you're wrong and dumb. Secondly...

"How far do you think you could kick a kid?"

"It's temporary, just like our corporeal body."

"Nobody else makes a big ruckus when they're peeing?

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