It's Halloween time and we have the most terrifying clip ever watched on Double Threat. Outtakes from Mickey Rooney and Jan Rooney's never aired reality show.

Tom and Julie are joined by comedian and comic book writer James III (Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood, Astronomy Club) to count down the Top 10 Non-Scary Moments in Scary Movies, including scenes from Exorcist 3, The Thing, Red Dragon, Sleepaway Camp, and more!

In 1995 they made a movie based on the novelty song Monster Mash starring Candace Cameron, Mink Stole, Jimmie Walker, Double Threat regular John Kassir (the voice of the Crypt Keeper), and Monster Mash songwriter Bobby "Boris" Pickett. It also included several original songs, loosely choreographed dance numbers, and topical jokes about Soon-Yi, Madonna, Dr. Kevorkian, and Hillary Clinton. Tom and Julie watch clips from Monster Mash: The Movie until they can't stand it anymore.

It's October and the creatures are roaming free! And doing press and commercials! Tom and Julie watch clips of famous monsters and villains on talk shows and commercials, including Count Dracula for Texas Instruments, Jason Voorhees on Arsenio, Alf on The O'Reilly Factor, and Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark on Letterman.

Michael Bloomberg is the star of his own personal Broadway revue! Chris Christie delivers a big punchline! Joe Rogan loves Freebird! Jason Alexander is horny... for potato chips! YouTube food critic James Higgins takes his time! A meteor strikes a beach in Ireland... or does it! Tom and Julie get struck by clip lightning and live to tell the tale!! Plus Brett tells Tom and Julie about Stone Mountain and he won't stop saying y'all.

Actress/Comedian SHANNON DeVIDO joins Tom and Julie to talk junk food and try Crumbl Cookies such as Cookies & Cream Milkshake (featuring Oreos) and Brown Sugar Cinnamon (featuring Pop Tarts)! Also would G. Gordon Liddy and Mike Lindell have gotten along or not, Cary Grant's LSD years, the Ikea cafeteria, and who's DJ Khaled's Number 1 Fan???

The best in the biz SAL VULCANO (Impractical Jokers, Taste Buds) joins Tom and Julie to settle some classic debates: Round or long donuts? What's the best hot dog condiment? Boring painless death or exciting painful death? Why don't you and Method Man buy a Staten Island ferry? Plus Sal tells behind-the-scenes stories of some of the best Impractical Jokers pranks. Also Tom and Julie watch the Lauren Boebert Beetlejuice video! And so much more!!

Tom and Julie pick the Top 10 Cucks of All Time! The discovery of CiCi's Pizza steampunk mascot C.C. Pazzini leads former CiCi's employee Brett to tell stories of CiCi's seedy underbelly. Woody Allen in Venice. Jumpin Jeff Farmer. Fondue talk! Don McLean's Dreidel Song, smoked salmon and Snickers bars, suing Pixar, Andy Richter movies, the movie Tag, Blair Witchin in the Senior Home, Portlandia on Skinemax, Hulk Hogan's Pastamania, and more.

Bonus Episodes every Friday on Patreon. On this Bonus Episode, the greatest Doors tribute bands in the world battle. Tom and Julie pick the winner.

Tom and Julie watch Joe Piscopo dedicate a song to Mike Lindell, Garth Brooks sing Fiddler on the Roof, and more! Plus Tom creates the Michael Chiklis Guarantee! Tom and Julie review Brett's ad read for Earwolf Presents and pitch a new Ken Bone podcast to CEO Joe while he's on vacation!

Summer's almost gone... which means one thing... it's DOORS DAY on Double Threat! Tom and Julie watch several clips about The Doors because Producer Brett misinterpreted the topic of the episode.

Tom and Julie watch clips of Robert Loggia being interviewed about the famous Minute Maid commercial, Eddie Murphy confirming Sammy Davis Jr's Satanism, and steampunk rapper Professor Elemental. Plus Producer Brett pitches Monster Uber and Tom and Julie get the latest updates on Little Lord Watchalong.

Tom and Julie listen to Curtis Sliwa and Anthony Weiner's podcast for bipartisan sleaze bags, they learn about today's hottest influencers like the one that did the pizza and the other one that did the pizza, and they get to the bottom of the $500 salad that the lady in Georgia made when she broke into a restaurant overnight.

Mo Rocca (Mobituaries, The Daily Show) joins Tom and Julie to help them write their obituaries, watch a TikTok where college athletes name their favorite musicals, and talk about sharing the stage with future Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson in a college production of Little Shop of Horrors!

Tom and Julie watch clips of a doomed Garfield themed restaurant, Pete Holmes and Zach Braff talking about Art with a capital AGGGHHHH, a couple of suburban moms getting creative in a McDonald's parking lot, and more!

Tom and Julie record a Kidz Bop potty training album to keep Producer Brett's child from crapping in his hat. Plus they watch Joe Pesci and Tommy Lee Jones do poppers in JFK and Robert Loggia put ice in his red wine in the Celebrity Guide to Wine. Also Tom and Julie try to track down master sommelier Bernard Erpicum. And Hunter Biden, Jason Aldean, RFK Jr, Whiffenpoofs vs Hasty Pudding, Brett calls cars beeps beeps, and more.

Girl God (Grace Freud and April Clark) join Tom and Julie to pick the Top 10 Gods of All Time! Plus the Double Threat Patreon launches and Tom and Julie make a plan to publicly cane Producer Brett!

The full version of Double Threat's 100th Episode Livestream, featuring John Kassir, Anthony Atamanuik, Jackie Hoffman, and Death. Special thanks to Max Beasley. Recorded March 12th 2022.

The full version of Double Threat's first livestream, featuring Julie in New York, Tom in LA, and Brett in Terlingua TX for the 2021 Terlingua International Chili Cookoff. Plus special guests Leatherface (Anthony Atamanuik), Zuck Markerberg (Jon Daly), Keisha Zollar, and DC Pierson. Special Thanks to Patrick Cotnoir. Recorded November 6th 2021.

It's the 2023 mid-season finale of Double Threat and we've got a big announcement for you! We're launching a Double Threat Patreon on Monday July 17th 2023 that will include more Double Threat bonus content than ever before!

Enjoy this bonus clip courtesy of Better Help... Tom and Julie dictate an email for Brett to send to Parade Magazine.

Tom and Julie cover the Breaking News that you need to know about this week, including Jason Alexander addressing the McDLT commercial on his podcast, Carvel launching an online vote to find their next character-based ice cream cake, and Jay Leno and Adam Carolla starting a Comedy Fantasy Camp!

Producer Brett tries to solve one of the enduring mysteries of Double Threat - What is John Kassir's favorite type of pizza? - by confronting Kassir (the voice of the Cryptkeeper) at a horror convention, dressed as the Cryptkeeper dressed as a slice of pizza.

Tom and Julie are joined by Broadway/Hollywood royalty Nicole Fosse to talk growing up Fosse, the Tonys, the time Bob Fosse yelled at the Oompa Loompas, and more! Plus Tom and Julie finish casting David Lynch's Avengers! Cookie Monster does Les Mis! Al Goldstein interviews Tiny Tim! And much more!

Tom and Julie recast The Avengers with David Lynch characters. They discuss the two most celebrated movies of 1987: Over The Top and Rent-a-Cop. Plus Woody Allen saves a life, Nick Adams vs Tim Robbins, and Harpo's big dong.