Dirty Tackle

Soccer takes itself too seriously. We change all that with a swift boot to the ear. Hear weird news, comedy sketches, infighting, and merciless takedowns from the writers and editor of the award-winning blog DirtyTackle.net. From the pitch, to the stands, to the dregs of FIFA headquarters, no one is safe.

Sports
1
"Apologizing to Andres Iniesta"
Plus: Tweeting your meat with Jack Rodwell
36 min
2
"Goodbye, Arsene Wenger"
Plus: Daniel Sturridge's car key
31 min
3
"Pep Guardiola: A Specialist in Losing Sometimes"
Plus: A desperate bid to get Americans to watch the 2018 World Cup
36 min
4
"Roma Uncensored"
Plus: That sweet, sweet Mino Milk
32 min
5
"The World Cup VAR-pocalypse"
Plus: The definitive explanation for rising transfer fees
35 min
6
"11 Free Minutes of Mo Salah"
Plus: A lot more free minutes of some other stuff!
55 min
7
"Leo Messi: Nutmeg Addict"
Plus: Francesco Totti's Champions League comeback!
40 min
8
"Arsene Wenger's Golden Toilet"
Plus: Unai Emery looks for a new job
42 min
9
"Cristiano Ronaldo is All Out of Dreams"
Plus: Theo's Kit Corner returns!
38 min
10
"Sergio Aguero's Spit Filled Ear"
Plus: Alan Pardew's new business venture!
37 min
11
"House Hunting with Zlatan"
Plus: The debut of "With or Without Mou" by Luke Shaw
27 min
12
"Pep Guardiola and the Invisible Substitutes"
Plus: A growing number of sign based demands
33 min
13
"The Laporte Money Mystery"
Plus: A hot new track from RyanBaileyMusic
37 min
14
"Freddy Adu: The Legend Continues"
Plus: The CR7 iPhone X Handmirror!
37 min
15
"Uninspiring Team Talks from Ryan Giggs"
Plus: Vacay the Carlitos Way!™
46 min
16
"Conte And Mourinho Versus Dirty Tackle"
Plus: The return of TRANSFERMAGEDDON!!!
53 min
17
"DT Best Bits of 2017"
The very best fake ads and sketches so far
28 min
18
"Pirlo Bells Are Ringing"
Bob Bradley sings the holiday classics
67 min
19
"The Great Lactose War of Manchester 2017"
Got milk?
39 min
20
"High Fives in the Man City Activation Zone"
Plus: Getting to the bottom of Poo-Gate
58 min
21
"Building The Lewandow$ki Brand"
The secret to Russia's favorable World Cup draw
50 min
22
"Happy Franksgiving"
Giving Franks with a very special guest
38 min
23
"Cheap Zwedish Party Desk"
Bruce Arena T-Rex Arms
44 min
24
"The Neverending Chances of David Moyes"
Recorded in the Center for USSF Presidential Candidates Who Can't Read Good
54 min
25
"Critiquing Patrice Evra's Head Kick"
Also: Kicking the piss out of football
51 min
26
"Dani Alves Presents: The Worst Dirty Tackle Aw...
"Maradona is a senile old cheat" —Ryan Bailey Music
58 min
27
"Redknapps: Cryptocurrency & Shiny Suits"
Guys Do Dumb Stuff
55 min
28
"Aubameyang's Poisoned Orange Juice"
Get back on the casino floor, Bruce Arena
51 min
29
"Goodbyebrow, Carlo Ancelotti"
Harry Kane fears lobsters
45 min
30
"The Lacazette Strategy"
Malcolm au Milieu
52 min
31
"Harry Redknapp Rash Tattoo"
#HumberOut
54 min
32
"Jamie Vardy's Banter Addiction"
MAN'S NOT HOT
52 min
33
"Banned from the Bruce Arena Arena"
Save Christian Pulisic
49 min
34
"Crazy Arsene's Discount Depot"
HBD Thiago Motta! (yes, he's still playing)
43 min
35
"Wayne Rooney, Cicada"
Podolski's Jet-Ski Gang
55 min
36
"Kaka Does The Reverse Italian"
24 Minutes in Ronaldo Heaven
48 min
37
"All About Neymar"
Plus a free taste of DT Extra Time!
51 min
38
"Not About Neymar"
Finding a club for Freddy Adu
45 min
39
"Kylian Mbappe and the Walls of Ronaldo"
Hi mate, would you be ok posting this podcast on your feed with the following copy?
46 min
40
"The Neymar Conspiracy"
Ryan loves eSports
39 min
41
"Zlatan and Mino Rule the World"
#MinoSeason
30 min
42
"John Terry as: The Villain"
It's Mino's World
38 min
43
"Paul Pogba's Dabception"
And very fake news about Sergio Ramos
43 min
44
"Save Luka Pickles!"
Real Prisión's new manager?
44 min
45
"Chasing Squirrels"
...and tactics boards on your face
47 min
46
"Ronaldo and The Chocolate Sí"
Messi's Chinese Theme Park
55 min
47
"Tunnel of Death"
Bring on The Silly Season
52 min
48
"Treble of Disappointment"
the real winner...is football
42 min
49
"Diego Costa On The Loose"
...Will Not Allow The Bagels!
37 min
50
"Champagne Wars"
and Messi's Iranian Doppelgänger
33 min
51
"Reading Luke Shaw's Diary"
& Ronaldo's Invisibility Cloak
37 min
52
"There Will Be Blood"
and a baker's dozen of dead rats
30 min
53
"Escape from Ronaldo Island"
Meet Theo Messi
30 min
54
Trailer
Football. Culture. Nonsense. Part of the Panoply Pilot Project
1 min