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Bald Movies

Jim and A.Ron don't just love TV, we also love movies! Bald Movies is the home of Super Serious Film Fest, as well as our reviews of first-run movies still in theaters and commissioned movie podcasts from the Bald Move community members.

Film Reviews
TV & Film
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1917 (2020)
21 min
2
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
25 min
3
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)
24 min
4
Ford v Ferrari (2019)
15 min
5
Doctor Sleep (2019)
10 min
6
Cinema Spooktacular: The Search for Spook! (201...
60 min
7
Golden Compass (2017) - BONUS: Announcement on...
82 min
8
Cinema Spooktacular: The Search for Spook! (201...
62 min
9
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)
20 min
10
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019)
65 min
11
Cinema Spooktacular: The Search for Spook! (201...
43 min
12
Joker (2019)
20 min
13
Ad Astra (2019)
22 min
14
Downton Abbey (2019)
9 min
15
IT Chapter Two (2019)
17 min
16
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
18 min
17
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)
13 min
18
The Lion King (2019)
16 min
19
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
19 min
20
Toy Story 4 (2019)
15 min
21
Men in Black: International (2019)
16 min
22
Dark Phoenix (2019)
20 min
23
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
20 min
24
Aladdin (2019)
22 min
25
Willow (1988)
37 min
26
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
16 min
27
Excalibur (1981) - Super Serious Film Fest
40 min
28
Detective Pikachu (2019)
18 min
29
DragonHeart (1996) - Super Serious Film Fest
43 min
30
Reign of Fire (2002) - Super Serious Film Fest
41 min
31
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
19 min
32
Army of Darkness (1992) - Super Serious Film Fest
45 min
33
Conan the Barbarian (1982) - Super Serious Film...
51 min
34
Hellboy (2019)
Jim and I saw the Neil Marshall helmed, David Harbour starring 2019 reboot of Hellboy. And it's the definition of a mixed bag. Sporting an impressively low 11% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, Jim thought the movie was bad, but I borderline loved it....
24 min
35
Pet Sematary (2019)
A.Ron and Jim talk about the latest attempt at a Stephen King adaptation, Pet Sematary. The movie is genuinely scary and horrifying when it wants to be, unfortunately in our opinion they squander a lot of time and goodwill in the first act...
19 min
36
Happy belated "Singin' in the Rain" Day!
Cecily and A.Ron declare March 24th as international Singin' in the Rain Day! Singin' is the greatest Hollywood musical ever devised, and should be seen by everyone that cares about movies as an artform, as well as every human with a beating heart. If...
59 min
37
The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind (2019)
We've seen Chiwetel Ejiofor's (star of 12 Years a Slave, Doctor Strange) directorial debut on Netflix, The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind, and found it compelling and enlightening. Based on a true story about a Malawian boy who saves...
39 min
38
Captain Marvel (2019)
We have seen the latest Marvel super extravaganza, Captain Marvel, and come away with the suspicion that it's missing something from the usual Marvel formula. If anything, it feels DC-esque in the way it's attempting to shoe horn in a...
20 min
39
Second Annual "Groundhog Day" Star Wars Maratho...
At long last we're ready to wrap up our second annual "Groundhog Day" Star Wars movie marathon! With the help and support of the Bald Move community, we raised $15,691.51 for the National Alliance to End Homelessness over 24 grueling hours...
64 min
40
Roma (2018)
Jim and A.Ron have seen the highly acclaimed Netflix original, "Roma", and we're conflicted. On the one hand, we can see what it's seen as great; it's beautiful to look at, and it's final act is as good as anything you'll see anywhere and is widely...
46 min
41
The Lives of Others (2006)
Nicholas Ragovis / AKA Doctor_Nick, victor of the Bald Move Fantasy Football League, has come to claim his spoils; a commissioned podcast! He has a great film for us, the 2006 German film The Lives of Others.  Written and directed by Henckel von...
42 min
42
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
Jim and A.Ron saw Alita: Battle Angel tonight, and declare it a mess, albeit a beautiful, groundbreaking one in terms of effects work. This feels like the first half of the third part of a movie trilogy; everything is mysterious, nothing...
10 min
43
High Flying Bird (2019)
We took a look at the latest Netflix original, High Flying Bird. Directed by Steven Soderbergh and shot on an iPhone 8, it tells the tale of NBA management squeezing the players for a reduced share of profits during a labor dispute, and...
37 min
44
The Lego Movie 2 - The Second Part (2019)
Jim and A.Ron have seen The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part and it's almost if not just as good as the first one. Father/son relational dynamics take a back seat to big bro/little sis dynamics for the sequel, but Everything Remains Awesome....
9 min
45
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
Special thanks to Hatorian, who by right of conquest in the Bald Move Fantasy Football leagues has won his prize; a commissioned podcast of his choice. He has chosen wisely, selecting the classic 1994 prison/drama/inspirational The Shawshank...
61 min
46
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
Jim and A.Ron checked out the latest Netflix original film, "Velvet Buzzsaw". Directed by Dan Gilroy (Nightcrawler) and starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Rene Russo. It functions well enough as a horror story, a farcical look at art criticism, as well...
38 min
47
Polar (2019)
Jim and I have seen the new Netflix original movie, "Polar". Based on a graphic novel of the same name, "Polar" is an ultraviolent revenge flick combining elements from "John Wick", "Crank", and "Sin City" with an engaging and energetic performance...
29 min
48
Aquaman (2018)
Jim and I missed Aquaman when it first washed up on our shores late last year, but we were lured in by general positive reviews and the massive audience and bank it's pulling in. What did we think? Unfortunately, while it is clearly the second...
30 min
49
Glass (2019)
Woof. Jim and I really, really wanted to like Glass, the sequel to M. Night Shyamalan's terrific Unbreakable, and the surprisingly good / sneaky amazing Split. And it should work. Bruce Willis, Samuel Jackson, and...
21 min
50
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
19 min
51
Season of the Witch (2011) - Super Serious Film...
36 min
52
Vampire's Kiss (1988) - Super Serious Film Fest
57 min
53
Creed II (2018)
Jim and A.Ron got a one-two punch to their sense of nostalgia as Creed 2 relentlessly broke us and a theater full of Rocky diehards down. It should not be possible to build so much pathos and legend on the somewhat shaky...
15 min
54
Con Air (1997) - Super Serious Film Fest
45 min
55
Overlord (2018)
Another split decision on the latest first run Bald Movie, the WW2-themed action-horror film, Overlord. The serious and somber tone set against the gonzo and outrageous action quickly lost Jim. I thought the film delivered a pretty...
17 min
56
Adaptation (2002) - Super Serious Film Fest
42 min
57
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
Jim and I had a helluva lot of fun seeing the Queen biopic Bohemian Rhapsody tonight, starring Rami Malek. It's getting mixed reviews, but we're struggling to understand why. Malek does an incredible job embodying the greatest rock band...
16 min
58
The Weather Man (2005) - Super Serious Film Fest
41 min
59
Cinema Spooktacular 2018: The Spookquel! - Vol. 2
Welcome to Cecily and A.Ron's second annual Cinema Spooktacular, volume two! Ghosts and witches and cults and cannibals and werewolves, oh my! On this podcast, we discuss... 00:00:00 - Intro and spoiler free reviews of all subjects featured 00:15:22...
71 min
60
Star Wars Within A Minute: The Making Of Episod...
Michael from Arlington, Virginia was nice enough to commission this podcast in honor of his lovely and talented wife, Susanna. Michael wanted to do something positive with his commission. He wanted to recognize and celebrate the hundreds and...
74 min
61
Cinema Spooktacular 2018: The Spookquel! - Vol. 1
Welcome to Cecily and A.Ron's second annual Cinema Spooktacular! During the month of October, we like to watch scary movies, and then talk about them on a podcast. Perhaps you'd care to join? Stay awhile... stay FOREVER! Muahahahahaha!  This year...
67 min
62
The Rock (1996) - Super Serious Film Fest
45 min
63
"Season of the Cage" Trailer
1 min
64
JFK (1991)
78 min
65
Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)
Jim and A.Ron went to see Bad Times at the El Royale and give it mixed reviews. Writer/Director Drew Goddard throws a lot of slow, character and dialog driven set pieces at the audience, mixed up and out of order, until finishing the movie with a...
17 min
66
Unforgiven (1992)
Thanks to Sean Ray for commissioning the classic 1992 western, "Unforgiven".  Directed by and starring a perfectly-aged Clint Eastwood, the story has him reconciling the man he was in his drunken youth with the man he wants to be, and more...
69 min
67
Laura (1944)
Special thanks to Sarah Sugas for commissioning 1944's Laura, a film-noir set around a hard boiled detective attempting to solve the mystery other murder of a remarkable young woman. Thanks once again to Sarah for her support and excellent choice...
42 min
68
The Thing (1982)
Special thanks once again to Sean Ray for commissioning thus podcast for the 1982 John Carpenter sci-fi/horror classic, The Thing. The location, sense of isolation and paranoia, and atmosphere of dread this film is able to generate is...
57 min
69
Blade Runner: The Final Cut (2007)
Special thanks to multi-multi-multi-commissioner Sean Ray for dialing up the number to Blade Runner: The Final Cut (2007). This edition is intended by director Ridley Scott to be the definitive version. The interesting thing is, Jim and I have...
73 min
70
Mandy (2018)
Mandy is a film by Panos Cosmatos starring Nick Cage. It is both a slow burn, 70’s style horror film dipped in acid, and a gonzo Nick Cage action film. It continually suffers from being torn in these two very different directions. A.Ron...
17 min
71
A Matter of Life and Death (1946)
Special thanks to commissioner Jaimie T. for having us check out the classic 1946 British film classic, “A Matter of Life and Death”. Featuring a story that pits love against the cosmic law of death, it explores post World War 2 tensions between...
58 min
72
The Nun (2018)
Jim and A.Ron put on their brown pants tonight to go out and see The Nun, the latest installment in The Conjuring universe, but only one of us needed to. The film’s getting mixed reviews; and Jim worries that co-writer James Wan’s...
22 min
73
The Little Stranger (2018)
Jim and I had high hopes for the Gothic horror film, The Little Stranger, thinking it would be an ultra atmospheric mash up of The Witch with Downton Abbey. Instead, we got a commentary on upper class angst during the...
14 min
74
A Few Good Men (1992)
Special thanks to our commissioner for today’s podcast, Sean Ray. You may recognize him as the man behind such classics as It Follows, and Black Rain, which if nothing else is unique. Today he selects the great A Few Good Men, where a...
71 min
75
BlacKkKlansman (2018)
Spike Lee has thrown a very well made, very funny, and very devastating bomb into American movie theaters with his latest joint, BlacKkKlansman. To mark the occasion, we’re not keeping our full review and discussion as a Club Member. Anyone who...
42 min
76
Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018)
Jim and A.Ron have seen the latest “how old is Tom Cruise again?!” installment of the Mission: Impossible franchise, “Fallout”, and it’s crazy. The plot around the absolutely bonkers stunt work is a bit thin, but the stunts themselves...
19 min
77
Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again (2018)
Cecily and A.Ron have seen the sequel to one of their favorite movies, Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again, and we think if you’re a fan of the original, there is a lot for you to like here. It’s too damn bad the trailers spoiled a reveal that...
18 min
78
Pride and Prejudice (2005)
Thanks to Paul Kilgore, who commissioned this podcast for his wife Alexandra in honor of her favorite movie, the 2005 adaptation of Jane Austin’s Pride & Prejudice. I’ve never seen this particular version but am familiar with...
45 min
79
Skyscraper (2018)
Jim and A.Ron are back with another first run Bald Move, this time taking in The Rock’s latest family friendly action flick, “Skyscraper”. Die Hard + Towering Inferno = a pretty damn engaging and entertaining action film, smarter than...
17 min
80
Incredibles 2 (2018)
Cecily and A.Ron are back to discuss Incredibles 2, a sequel that’s been a long time in the making. Brad Bird returns to direct the original cast and some fun new cameos. If you liked Incredibles, this is more of it in every way. ...
38 min
81
Ocean’s 8 (2018)
A.Ron and Cecily are back to take in Ocean’s 8, where Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett head up a team of shady ladies as they aim to steal six pounds of diamonds off the neck of Anne Hathaway while she attends the annual Met Gala.  The...
21 min
82
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
We’ve seen Solo: A Star Wars Story and… really liked it! Maybe it was low expectations, maybe it’s just impossible to hate on Han, Chewie, and Lando dashing around the galaxy doing derring-do (although…), all we know is that we found...
16 min
83
Deadpool 2 (2018)
We have seen Deadpool 2!  If you saw Deadpool, and liked it, well, here is more of it.  It is arguably even better, or at any rate, just as good.  We loved Deadpool, and had an even better time with 2. ...
19 min
84
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
It took ten years of careful buildup to make the massive undertaking that is Avengers: Infinity War possible, but was all the effort worth it?  Hell, yes.  This is hands down the most epic comic book film ever made, and it is full to...
15 min
85
A Quiet Place (2018)
Jim and I went to see the new horror/suspense film, A Quiet Place, directed by and starring John Krasinski, who is joined by his co-star Emily Blunt.  Both are extremely effective at wringing genuine fear and emotion from the audience as...
15 min
86
Hackers (1995)
Max commissioned one of his beloved films from high school (shout out to the Class of ’95!), Hackers.  Directed by Iain Softley and starring Jonny Lee Miller and Angelina Jolie, Hackers is a mostly ridiculous look...
58 min
87
Ready Player One (2018)
We saw Steven Spielberg’s 80’s nostalgic fun fest, Ready Player One, and we were surprised that it managed to be a good film.  We’d heard nothing but shaky things leading up to it, but with our appropriately set expectations, we had a...
23 min
88
It Follows (2014)
Today’s commission is courtesy the kind support of Sean Ray, a five time commissioner!  He selected It Follows, an extremely clever and inventive horror flick written and directed by David Robert Mitchell.  It has big ideas, and while...
54 min
89
Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)
Jim and I saw a movie about giant robots punching even bigger monsters, and it was even dumber than we thought it would be.  Jim and I have no small amount of affection for the first Pacific Rim.  But hoo-boy, Pacific Rim:...
14 min
90
Highlander (1986)
Special thanks to our buddy Jason Shankel hailing from the Nattercast for commissioning this podcast for the 1986 sci-fi action fantasy film Highlander, directed by Russell Mulcahy and starring Sean Connery and Christopher Lambert....
79 min
91
Red Sparrow (2018)
Tonight Special Guest First Run Movie Goer Cecily and I were supposed to see A Wrinkle in Time, but we were upstaged by A Wrinkle in Ticket Pre-sales, so we called an audible and saw the movie we were supposed to see last week, Red...
17 min
92
Groundhog Day Marathon Aftermath!
So Jim and I did this 24 hour Groundhog Day marathon on Groundhog Day, lots of Bald Move fans showed up to cheer us on, and together we wound up raising $10,205 for the homeless!  You can watch the entire thing on YouTube if you’re...
74 min
93
The Exorcist (1973)
Special thanks to Stephen Moore, whose original commission of Home Alone we thoughtlessly trampled upon during our holiday revelries.  For his make-good podcast, he has selected the classic 1973 horror film, The Exorcist.  Directed...
60 min
94
Annihilation (2018)
We’ve just seen Annihilation, and boy are our minds blown.  Written and directed by Alex Garland and starring Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaacs, Tessa Thompson, and Jennifer Jason Leigh, it features a plot that it is alien,...
16 min
95
Heat (1995)
Special thanks to Freddy C, friend of the pod and one of the heroes from our recent Groundhog Day charity drive, who commissioned the epic 1995 crime thriller, Heat. Directed by Michael Mann and starring Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Val Kilmer,...
70 min
96
Black Panther (2018)
Ryan Coogler’s Black Panther is a great super hero film, and an even better launching point into interesting discussions about the politics of colonialism and liberation.  Starring Chadwick Boseman as the Panther himself, and Michael B....
32 min
97
The Beat That My Heart Skipped (2005)
Thanks to Melonusk for commissioning the 2005 french crime drama, De Battre Mon Cœur S’est Arrêté, or The Beat That My Heart Skipped. It tells the tale of a criminal operating in the lowest levels of French crime that has an...
55 min
98
Looper (2012)
Today’s commissioned podcast is Looper, the 2012 sci-fi action thriller directed by Rian Johnson and starring, Bruce Willis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Emily Blunt.  We have Dave from San Jose to thank for this, as...
73 min
99
Prisoners (2013)
Special thanks to Hatorian, the commissioner of the various Bald Move FFL divisions, and two time BMFFL champ, once again shows up to claim his prize in the form of a movie commission.  His choice is the 2013 crime...
57 min
100
The Lost Boys (1987)
Special thanks to Saylor from Santa Cruz, the latest Bald Move Fantasy Football champ to claim their prize for winning the league.  Emerging from the pile victorious, he has selected the 1997 vampire flick, The Lost...
54 min