Bad Advice with Lori Beth Denberg

OG Vital Information giver and friend to the world Lori Beth Denberg (“All That”, “Figure it Out”, “Workaholics”, “Dodgeball”) answers YOUR pressing questions on her new podcast “Bad Advice”. Each episode LB explores questions of life, love, and how to get through each day without murdering anyone. Curated by childhood friend and co-host Clark Crozer (Writer “Smallville Chloe Chronicles”, “Injustice: Battle Arena”). Together they tackle self esteem, addiction, relationships, mental and physical health and more with humor, love and that biting wit we all know and love. Produced by Jeremy Balon and part of Seltzer Kings network of podcasts.

Comedy
Self-Improvement
Society & Culture
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65 - LB’s Vagina Waxes Poetic, Finances and Fia...
On this episodes LB’s Vagina Waxes Poetic, discussions of Finances and Fiancées, and Grabbing a Juicy Mango without Consent!
66 min
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64 - Six Year Old Advice, Travel-Travel-Travel ...
On this episode LB discusses Advice from a Six Year Old, Travel-Travel-Travel and Please, Don't Search the Car!
31 min
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63 - Murderous Anger, Emails, Emojis, and Meeti...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Murderous Anger, Emails, Emojis, and Meetings, and Mouthfuls of Tasty Schnitzel!
60 min
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62 - Fantasy vs Reality vs Insanity, An Unorth...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Fantasy vs Reality vs Insanity, an Unorthodox Take on Dating and Why LB is an Ice Cold Badass!
61 min
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61 - Say Anything to a Girl, Deflowering Your R...
On this episode LB and Clark chat about how to Say Anything to a Girl, Deflowering Your Relationship and Meatloaf Awareness Month!
52 min
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59 - Mind vs Mirror, Tending to Your Grey Garde...
On this LOST episode LB and Clark discuss Mind vs Mirror, Tending to Your Grey Garden and Fake Fatty Felines!
52 min
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58 - A Pain in LB's Biggest Nerve, Hey--Don't C...
On this episode LB and Clark chat about the Pain in LB's Biggest Nerve, Hey--Don't Call me Nanny and Who did the Dicks?
51 min
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60 - Sex Toys, Slime and LB Licks the Competition
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Sex Toys, Slime and LB Licks the Competition!
63 min
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Just a quick UPDATE!
Where's LB been? Where's Clark been? This might explain a few things....
6 min
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57 - Teaching a Man to Fish in Your House, Know...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Teaching a Man to Fish in Your House, Knowing when to Boo your Boo and Slick Six Picks Flicks!
52 min
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56 - Finding A Little Anti-Gratitude When Feeli...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Finding A Little Anti-Gratitude When Feeling Down, Pleasing the Family on Pennies a Day and LB Predicts the Future!
56 min
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55 - Grave Robbing for Eyebrows, Haunted by the...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Grave Robbing for Eyebrows, Haunted by the Ghost of GF Past & the Nerdiest XMAS Tree Eva!
64 min
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54 - You're Not Unlovable--You're from Florida,...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss You're Not Unlovable--You're from Florida, Mystery of the Missing Family and LB LIKES TO WATCH... Wholesome Holiday Hits!
59 min
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52 - Locking Swords w/an Edgelord, Saving Your ...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Locking Swords w/an Edgelord, Saving your Mom from a Killer Turkey and 1 Year of Bad Advice!
55 min
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53 - Shitting on Shitty Neighbors, Unpaid Credi...
On this episode LB and Clark talks Shitting on Shitty Neighbors, Unpaid Credits and QUIET! This is a podcast!!
48 min
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51 - Hot-n-Sweaty for the Holiday, Ten Percent ...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss getting Hot-n-Sweaty for the Holiday, Ten Percent Family/Ninety Percent Booze and Why Clark Likes it Firm~!
59 min
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50 - LB Unfollows Her Dreams, Payback for Your ...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss LB Unfollowing Her Dreams, Payback for Your Pepper Plant & Shhhh Don't Startle the Shy Guy
46 min
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49 - The Perks of Having a Recognizable Vagina ...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss The Perks of Having a Recognizable Vagina and Friends Don't Let Friends Write Torture Porn!
56 min
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48 - Always the Bride of Frankenstein/Never the...
On this SPOOKY episode LB and Clark discuss Always Being the Bride of Frankenstein/Never the Bride, How to Give Your Neighbors Sticky Fingers and IS THIS PODCAST STRETCHING??
57 min
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47 - Getting Down for Floor Lovin', the 16yo Fe...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Getting Down for Floor Lovin', the 16year old Femme Fatale and what happens when Bros vs Hoes Grows Up!
57 min
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46 - Joining the Mile-High Book Club, High Scho...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Joining the Mile-High Book Club, being a High School Dropout in a College Town and How Drugs Made LB Awesome!
63 min
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45 - Calling the Cops on Friends, Do You Take t...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Calling the Cops on Friends, Ask the Question "Do You Take this Pen Pal?" and Miss Fingerly Sticks Her Toes in your Crotch!
60 min
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44 - Celebrating Co-Dependence Day, The Advanta...
On this episode LB and Clark Celebrate Co-Dependence Day, talk about The Advantages of Being the Bottom and Steve from Blue's Clues Makes us Cry!!
52 min
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43 - Your Friend is a TOTAL drag, the Mystery o...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss what to do when Your Friend is a TOTAL drag, the Mystery of the Rotating Roommate and LB's Accent Takes a Trip Down South!
53 min
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42 - We Die and Go to Disney, LB No Mexico and ...
On this episode Clark and LB dive into Dying and going to Disney, LB No Mexico and Living Your Best Lonely Life~!
60 min
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41 - Throwing Denise Under the Bus, The Next Gr...
On this episode LB and Clark throw Denise Under the Bus, discuss The Next Great Animated Classic and LB Blows the Beans!
68 min
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40 - The Art of the Group Selfie, Why Your Rela...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss The Art of the Group Selfie, Why Your Relationship Isn't and LB puts something HOT in your Mouth!
64 min
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39 - Is Your Spellcheck Racist, Tale of the Bro...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss--Is Your Spellcheck Racist, Tale of the Broken Lunch Lady & Clearing the Air before visiting Weedy-Wally!
56 min
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38 - Getting School Advice from a Dropout, Find...
On this episode LB and Clark discusses Getting School Advice from a Dropout, Finding Love at a Retirement Community and the Joys of Being a Crazy Cats Lady!
69 min
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37 - Failing Chemistry/Blowing up the Lab, The ...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Failing Chemistry/Blowing up the Lab, The Tale of the Casual Widow & the Mystery of the Missing Question!!
68 min
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36 - Sharing Drugs with Loved Ones, Lips Plumpe...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Sharing Drugs with Loved Ones, Lips Plumped/Mouths Shut and LB Recants Her Time as a Barely Legal Black Girl!
59 min
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35 - Having Fun w/Privacy Settings, The Greates...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Having Fun w/Privacy Settings, The Greatest Band You've Never Heard Of and When Mother-in-Law Ruins the Mood!
50 min
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34 - Calculating an Apology, Losing Your Closes...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Calculating an Apology, Losing Your Closest & Being Left with the Closet and HELP! My Wife Likes Scumbags!
55 min
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33 - LB Scratches Your 7-Year Itch, Playing Fai...
On this episode LB Scratches Your 7-Year Itch, her and Clark discuss Playing Fair with No Pants and What Happens When Went Toxic Friendships Go NUCLEAR!
59 min
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32 - Starting Small w/Sex Toys, Skinny Friend/F...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Starting Small w/Sex Toys, Skinny Friend/Fat Mouth & Multiple Solos, Oh the Irony!
52 min
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31 - Why 1st Grade & Pantyhose Don't Mix, Is Yo...
On this special episode LB and Clark discuss Why 1st Grade and Pantyhose Don't Mix, Is Your Brain a Filthy Liar and All Dongs DON'T Go to Heaven!!
66 min
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30 - Redefining the Bikini-Bod, LB Debunks the ...
On this episode LB and Clark redefine the Bikini-Bod, LB Debunks the Internet & When Cancer Leads to Popsicles
64 min
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29 - Jealous Johnny's, LB Makes It Official and...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Jealous Johnny's, LB Makes It Official and How to Lie to Your Kid!
60 min
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28 - LB Struggles Counting to Ten, Getting High...
 On this episode LB Struggles Counting to Ten, they talk about how Getting High Takes Ten Years Off Your Neck and discuss Cats Who Love Murder!
63 min
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27 - Disastrous Dads, Grinder I Barely Know her...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Disastrous Dads, Grinder I Barely Know her...err Him and Why Canned Fetishes are Best!
59 min
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26 - Two's Company/Three's a Nightmare, LB Loos...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss Two's Company/Three's a Nightmare, LB Loosens You Up and Why Your Cat Hates the Sopranos!
68 min
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25 - Is LB Too Hot to Sleep With, When the Wors...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss if LB is Too Hot to Sleep With, When the Worst Person Makes You Feel Like The Worst Person, Why True Love is Worth at Least $50!
53 min
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24 - When Dishwashing Leads to Divorce, Making ...
On this weeks episode LB and Clark discuss When Dishwashing Leads to Divorce, Making Your Parents Great Again & The Best Lil Whorehouse in TX
51 min
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23 - Touching on Foreplay, Ruining a Ruined Lif...
On this episode LB and Clark Touch on Foreplay, chat about Ruining a Ruined Life & Why You're Vagina Doesn't Make You Rude!
59 min
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22 - Ruined Love Life, Your Husband's Secret Ki...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss LB's Ruined Love Life, Your Husband's Secret Kink and LB Helps You DO DRUGS!
62 min
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21 - Cats vs Kids, Getting Wet with ASMR & Sett...
On this episode LB and Clark talk Cats vs Kids, Getting Wet with ASMR & Setting Boundaries!
61 min
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20 - First Vacc/Second Class, Grey Area btwn Vi...
On this episode LB and Clark chats about First Vacc/Second Class citizens, the Grey Area between Vibrating Egg/Threesome and Finishing Your Sentences!
62 min
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19 - When His-Pees Become Herpes, the Depths of...
On this episode LB and Clark talk about His-Pees Become Herpes, the Depths of LB & Rediscovering Your Inner 13 Year Old!
41 min
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18 - Why Vaguebooking Gets U No Prayers, Workin...
On this episode LB and Clark chat about Why Vaguebooking Gets U No Prayers, Working with Steve Harvey vs the will to Live & Free Britney!
62 min
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*BONUS EPISODE* Top 10½ (3/10/21)
Here's the FULL version of LB an Clark's TOP TEN AND A HALF from Episode 17!!
35 min
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17 - No Longer Pleased by Pleasing Him, Mom's R...
On this episode LB and Clark chat about when You're No Longer Pleased by Pleasing Him, Mom's Rewriting History and Chicken Feet & Pig Ears!
48 min
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16 - Is Monogamy for You, LB Testifies in a Cou...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss if Monogamy is for You, we hear a story of LB Testifying in a Court of Paw & Not Eating Chick-fil-A!
68 min
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15 - Groupie vs Girlfriend Differences, Perfect...
On this episode we speak about the difference between groupie and girlfriend, the perfect age for realize you're Bi and LB wants a microchip!
53 min
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14 - Gross Husband Faces, Stubborn Parents and ...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss questions about Your Husband having a Gross Face, Stubborn Parents and Pickles versus Cucumbers!
52 min
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13 - Horrible Neighbors with Good Intentions, C...
On this episode LB and Clark chat about Horrible Neighbors with Good Intentions, Cutting Ties to Save Yourself and LB helps a Small Businessman!
67 min
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12 - Loving Your Inner Ballerina, Dodgeball vs ...
On this very personal episode LB and Clark talk about Loving Your Inner Ballerina, Dodgeball vs Steve Harvey Show & We Cure all Racism!
65 min
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11 - Surviving COVID-Loneliness, Standing Up to...
On this episode LB and Clark chat surviving Loneliness during Covid, Standing Up to Dick Pics and we see What Makes Lori Beth Cry!
60 min
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10 - When to Leave Your Partner Behind, Buying ...
On this episode LB and Clark chat about When to Leave Your Partner Behind, Buying the Freshest Steaks and Talking to Your Kids about Sex!
59 min
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9 - Fetishes & Fantasies vs Love & Life, Duck D...
On this episode LB and Clark discuss questions about Fetishes & Fantasies vs Love & Life, Duck Duck Douche & introduce a segment called "Top 10½"!
57 min
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8 - Epic New Year Fails, Nudist Phones and My F...
On the LAST EPISODE OF 2020 we discuss Epic New Year Fails, Nudist Phones and My family is a drunk!
53 min
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7- Bad Bat Mitzvah Grandparents, Holiday Time a...
On this episode Clark and LB take questions about a grandmother not pulling her weight at her granddaughter's Bat Mitzvah, Holiday Time is in the air and holy moses DOG FARTS!
51 min
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6 - Korean Bikinis, Secret Facebook Pages & Win...
On this episode we discuss Korean Bikinis, Secret Facebook Pages & Winter Coat Bankruptcy!
46 min
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5 - From Casual to Serious, Weed & Alcohol and ...
On this episode Clark and LB answers YOUR questions about Taking a Relationship from Casual to Serious, Weed & Alcohol and Your Fancy Cranberry Sauce!
49 min
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4 - Dealing w/a Flaky Sister, Sober Holiday Par...
In this episode Clark and LB delve into questions about Dealing w/a Flaky Sister, Sober Holiday Parties and the Problems with Parents!
53 min
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3 - Helping Your Community from Home, Is the Cu...
On this episode Clark and LB discuss questions about How to Help Your Community from Home, Is the Customer Always Right and when is a perfect time for Furry time!
47 min
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2 - Saving Your Wedding from the in-laws, Reach...
On this week's episode LB and Clark chat Saving Your Wedding from a mother-in-law who wants to cater, Reaching your Mom across the Political aisle and how Family fits into a Recovery Plan!
44 min
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1 - Pooping in Public, Making Your Move and Mea...
On this episode Lori Beth answer some interesting questions about Pooping Public, when it's right to Make your Move and how Meatloaf can tear apart a family!
57 min
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Bad Advice w/Lori Beth Denberg TEASER
A Sneak Peek of Nickelodeon Alumni LORI BETH DENBERG's New Podcast Where She Answers YOUR Questions!
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