An ancient history podcast run by two Millennial women. Misbehaving emperors, poison assassins, mythological mayhem; it’s like if Hardcore History met up with My Favorite Murder in the ancient world, with a heavy helping of booze and laughter.
This episode is a whole divided into three parts. In Part 1, we send Julius Caesar and his army on a collision course toward the people of Gaul.
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The Hound of Ulster
We’re going to go out on a limb and operate under the assumption that a tall tale from Celtic Ireland can help us make the Gauls live and breathe again.
95 min
328
The Gauls: Everything Belongs to the Brave
Before we tell you about the Gallic Wars, we want to let the Gauls speak for themselves.
76 min
329
Julius Caesar and the Devil's Threeway
As Caesar tested the rules of Roman democracy, he started to resemble the thing every Roman feared most: a dictator.
65 min
330
Julius Caesar and the Pirates' Ransom
Most stories about Julius Caesar's life don't start at the beginning. But this one does.
54 min
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End Of Season 2 Announcement
Listen in as we tell you what we've got coming up in Season 3.
7 min
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The Ancient-World Stark Family, Part 4: Dux Femina
Of the six children of Germanicus, Agrippina the Younger is the last woman standing.
94 min
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The Ancient-World Stark Family, Part 3: Agrippi...
With their brother Caligula dead, the two remaining Germanicus children--Julia Livilla and Agrippina--are called home from exile.
72 min
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Saturnalia: So Much More than Roman Christmas
Wish you had a holiday all about feasting, drinking, the upending of the social order, blood sacrifices, the harvest, pranks, novelty gifts, honouring a god who devoured his kids, and the returning sun? Don’t we all??? Welcome to Saturnalia.
60 min
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The Ancient-World Stark Family, Part 2: The Ris...
Now the family of Germanicus is in charge. They're the sharks. And the sharks have to keep swimming.
85 min
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The Ancient-World Stark Family, Part 1: Germani...
Close your eyes and imagine a loving family. Devoted parents and six children: three happy brothers and three happy sisters. The father, Germanicus, is a war hero—beloved by the people, and next in line for the throne. Life is good. Life is perfect. But nothing good can ever stay.
78 min
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Locusta the Poisoner: Rome's Deadliest Assassin
In Ancient Rome, poison assassins were in high demand—and one of the most notorious was a woman named Locusta the Poisoner.
58 min
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Ancient Vampires: They Only Knock Once
Communities all over the ancient world had a problem: their dead wouldn't stay in the ground.
85 min
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Amazons: Warrior Queens and Generals
In this episode, we cover five female military commanders—powerful allies and enemies of the ancient Greeks and Romans.
68 min
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Amazons: Warrior Women of the Ancient Steppe
Think the Amazons of Greek myth were mythical? Think again. The Greeks based their Amazons on the real-life warrior women next door.
57 min
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Amazons: Warrior Women of Greek Mythology
We take a look at some of the more well-known Amazon myths of ancient Greece--and the mystery of their meaning in context.
68 min
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End of Season 1 Announcement
We're taking a break. We'll be back September 13, and have we got some stories to tell you then.
9 min
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Attila the Hun and the Rebel Princess
In 450 AD, the Imperial Princess Honoria--daughter of Galla Placidia--was desperate to escape her arranged marriage. So she made an indecent proposal--to Attila the Hun.
29 min
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Real Life Romance from the Fall of Rome: Ataulf...
Born enemies, the love of Ataulf and Galla Placidia is marked by tragedy—but in its time, it burned hot enough to reshape an Empire.
31 min
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Stuff Alaric Said
On August 24, 410 AD, Alaric and the Visigoths sacked the city of Rome. Before he sacked it, he starved it. Before that, he went toe to toe with the Roman Empire for fifteen years—uniting disparate tribes, holding a people together, and achieving more against Rome than any barbarian leader before him.
45 min
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War Elephants Part 2: Land Pirates of the Ancie...
In this episode, the epic story of the elephant of war continues.
58 min
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War Elephants Part 1: Alexander's Immortals
We call upon you now to bear witness to an epic story: that of the awesome and great-hearted elephant of war.
47 min
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Praetorian Guard, Part 2: Caligula & Friends
In this episode, it's Roman Emperors behaving badly--and Praetorian Prefects behaving even worse.
29 min
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Praetorian Guard, Part 1: The Beast in Your House
The Praetorian Guard was the elite military unit tasked with protecting the Emperors of Rome. Except when they held the assassin's blade themselves.
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Child Emperors Part 2: Lambs to the Slaughter
Some child emperors became tyrants. Others were taken advantage of by stronger regents and family members--frequently with tragic results.