The Tim Dillon Show

Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.

Comedy
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180 - History Hyenas
Tim has on Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano of the History Hyenas podcast. They talk boomers, reactionary political groups, and why Tim cancelled his trip to Epstein's Island. For weekly Bonus Episodes: |  | Tim Dillon Live Dates:...
77 min
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179 - Sal Vulcano
In this special Christmas episode, we play a holiday rant from an archived episode that is Patreon only titled "My Last Christmas" that was recorded last year. Then Tim sits down with the great Sal Vulcano of Impractical Jokers to talk his comedy...
122 min
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178 - Secret Society
Reach out to Tim if you were in Skull and Bones or any secret society. On this episode, Tim and Ray discuss whether the human era is over, performing for Skull and Bones, and real Hollywood activism like Lizzo being a truther. For weekly Bonus...
114 min
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177 - Sober December
Tim goes off on people's sick obsession with pets, having Kyle Kashuv on the podcast, office Christmas parties, and navigating the holidays sober. For weekly Bonus Episodes: |  | Tim Dillon Live Dates: |  | Support The Show with...
107 min
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176 - The Florida Project
Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from. For weekly Bonus Episodes: |  | Tim Dillon Live Dates:...
129 min
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175 - Corporate Steakhouse
Tim gets picked up from LAX and rants in the car about Chik-Fil-A, Kanye West merging with Joel Osteen, and his deep respect for a corporate steakhouse. Tim also addresses why the video podcasts are currently down, and why the Brendan Schaub episode...
92 min
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174 - Brendan Schaub
Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Brendan Schaub joining Tim today. They talk his own path in comedy, Brendan's personal life, the future of social media, the first time he did stand up, and discuss some controversial questions near the end. For weekly...
99 min
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173 - Shane Gillis
Shane Gillis joins Tim in New York to discuss the SNL controversy, and stick around for the 30 minute patreon teaser where Tim discusses his potential presidential campaign and how he would seduce David Hogg. | | |Please Support Our Sponsors| ...
108 min
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172 - Long Island Wedding
Live from the deck of the Safari Inn in Burbank, CA. Tim proposes comedy journalists should let him ghost write articles for them, and talks his high school Halloween shenanigans, getting stopped around LA trying to shoot the Epstein temple video, and...
103 min
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171 - Brownie Boat
Tim returns from Florida to record in a hotel in Burbank. He talks tracking down the brownie boat at Twistee Treat, the time he went to rehab, podcasting at Pervert Park, and then stick around after the second advertisement to hear a 30 minute bonus...
106 min
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170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1
Tim and Ray podcast and drive in this two part episode in a minivan across Long Island. They go from the North Shore, to the shack that Ray grew up in, all while swapping stories and avoiding the police. Part two is patreon only. Click here for Tim...
125 min
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169 - We're The Dirtbags
Tim recounts a winding tale through his past about the time he tracked down his stolen phone, the future of the nation, and gets the record straight on people that make politics their personality. For bonus episodes: Please Support Our Sponsors: ...
123 min
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168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met
Tim talks going to Logan Paul's house, getting sober, and how many of you need to get a life. Patreon for bonus episodes: Please Support Our Sponsors: MyBookie! - Bet on sports online using MyBookie. Use promo code TIM to get a 100% bonus on your...
67 min
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167 - Beach Corpse
Live from the deck once again, except this time there's a woman thrashing around in the bushes while they record. Tim goes off on Nextdoor racism, the beachbody pyramid scheme, and why he loves funerals. Patreon for bonus episodes:  Please...
99 min
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166 - You're A Disgrace
This was originally a Patreon episode Tim decided to release as a regular episode. Tim tells wild stories about fat raccoons, defending George Bush while coked up, and talks Chelsea Handler's new documentary on Netflix. On the porch with Tim is the...
145 min
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165 - Please Come Kill Us
Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from New York, its Tim and Ray Kump in one of the greatest episodes to date. They try to call Better Help, recap a bizarre missed connection, and look back at a life wasted. Patreon:  Please Support Our...
109 min
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164 - Life In The Big City
Patreon link for bonus episodes below. Tim talks about loveless couple's Instagram vacations, Meghan McCain, the future of Tim's comedy career, and a very wise man from his past. Patreon: Please Support Our Sponsors: Go to and follow the link at...
86 min
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163 - How To Be Popular
Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from the deck, Tim shares his wisdom on how to gain popularity in school and rise the ranks in society, even though most of you are probably shot. For Bonus Episodes, all the archives, and longer sketches: ...
85 min
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162 - Assland
The Patreon is up! Link below! This week Tim broadcasts from the garage at 2 in the morning to talk about Songland, a funny idea he pitched with Mullen that got rejected, and yet another altercation at Swinger's Diner. It's war now. For Bonus...
88 min
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161 - The Los Angeles Liars
The Patreon is up! Link below! Tim broadcasts from the deck and argues why it's virtuous to never tell the truth, rants on the Jeffrey Epstein case, and offers an apology to the Your Mom's House Network. Join the Patreon for bonus episodes, all the...
115 min
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160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean...
Tim broadcasts from a bed in San Diego this week. He wants to smoke a rock with Marianne Williamson, offers a second look at OJ Simpson, and talks one of the great mythological figures in life, the fat girl with the very clean car. Please Support Our...
78 min
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159 - Bomb Disney World
Live from the porch! Tim goes off on people going to Disney World, smoking weed in your mid-thirties, and his parent's divorce. Please Support Our Sponsors: Go to  and follow the link at the bottom to get 10% OFF any Wix Premium...
118 min
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158 - Leaving Hell
Ray Kump joins Tim this week in his final days in New York. Tim rants on people taking their food to go, his insane friends, America crumbling, and the soullessness of LA. A BONUS episode is available on Youtube only. Tim and Ray had to turn the mics...
90 min
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157 - Cancel Your Family
Coming to you live from the porch to discuss a Taco Bell altercation, Boomers, Tim's venture to see Epstein, and what Gary V got wrong. We are being shadow banned. Please follow TimJDillon on Instagram. Please Support Our Sponsors: Go...
89 min
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156 - Some Of Our Faves
Live from the porch once again! Tim rants about Epstein, thot comics, and sings some tunes for the fans. Please Support Our Sponsors: Go to  and follow the link at the bottom to get 10% OFF any Wix Premium Plans! Check out...
85 min