Darkness and sadness! OSG and yours truly are tired of venting about the Houston Dynamo, so we are back to vent after another bad game at Colorado Rapids. We also go through this week's news and try to set expectations for a big game against Portland Timbers.

Womp womp! OSG and yours truly review a disappointing visit to Utah Royals by Houston. We also recap a busy week of news for the team and more.

-_-! Mark, OSG, and yours truly review another disappointing home performance against LA Galaxy as Houston keep setting themselves back in the playoff race. We also preview a critical visit to Colorado Rapids and vent some frustrations.

Road Warriors unbeaten in the last six! OSG and yours truly review an insane clinic by the Houston Dash to take down the Wave in San Diego and match a club-record unbeaten streak. We also talk about last week's media availability from the club's President of Women's Soccer and preview another road outing against Utah Royals.

Finally? Mark and yours truly are joined by Xespool to chat about Houston's win in St. Louis, their first win in almost two months as they attempt a late playoff push. We also go through the signings made this week and preview a big game against LA Galaxy.

Still Road Warriors! OSG and yours truly are joined by Jake from Bayou City Republic to chat about the Houston Dash taking a late 1-1 draw at Racing Louisville to extend their unbeaten streak to five games. We also preview a big game on the road against San Diego Wave and give our results from the transfer window.

What is going on!? OSG and yours truly are joined by Noodle Time original Tony Rubio to review Houston's horrible loss to San Jose, vent a little, review the transfer window, and preview the next game against St. Louis.

Big news this week! OSG recaps the action against Seattle Reign and player movement from last week. Also previews a big game against Racing Louisville on the road and gives his thoughts on the transfer window.

Barely alive! Mark and yours truly review another late road draw, this time against a hot Vancouver Whitecaps. We also review an uninspiring transfer window by the Dynamo and preview their return home to face an improved San Jose Earthquakes.

Road warriors return! OSG and yours truly are joined by Valentina from RDD Sports USA to chat about a huge comeback win by the Houston Dash in Gotham's house. We also catch up to the news and talk next steps with a few games left in the season.

Meh! Mark and yours truly review an interesting draw in Austin to determine if it was a fluke or not. We also preview Houston's visit to Vancouver and talk about the influx of stars and talent to the league while the Dynamo stay behind the pack.

The Foxtrot Crew is in Austin as we react to Houston late 2-2 draw to Austin FC. We also have fan reactions and additional footage from the team.

League action returns! OSG and yours truly recap two big results between Bay FC and North Carolina Courage these past two weeks. We also catch up to the news and speak rumors into existence as we welcome Italy international Lisa Boattin.

Big bad! Mark, OSG, and yours truly are still angry about the state of the Houston Dynamo following a dismal Leagues Cup campaign and not much to look forward to with three months left of the season. We also chat about changes needed and preview the road trip to Austin.

Big oof! Mark, OSG, and yours truly are tired of losing and vent after a humiliating loss to Tigres on Leagues Cup opening night in Houston. We also chat about coaching decisions, news, Leagues Cup predictions, and more.

Back on! OSG and yours truly catch up to the Houston Dash as they resume NWSL play on the road against Bay FC soon. We also review the international break and latest news.

From pregame to postgame, the Foxtrot Media crew cover the Houston Dynamo 2's road trip to Austin following MLS All-Star Week appearances from Pedro Cruz and Daniel Barrett.

Ones to watch! Mark and yours truly review recap the action as Daniel Barrett and Pedro Cruz from Dynamo 2 were featured in the MLS All-Star Week festivities. We also review the draw to Philadelphia, preview a game with big implications against LA Galaxy, and check the news.

Jack McGlynn, one of the best players for the Houston Dynamo this season, joins Instant Ramen to chat about his role with the USMNT and continuing his development in Houston.

We suck again! OSG and yours truly are tired. We discuss next steps after two massive losses against RSL and Vancouver, and check on the current state of the fanbase.

Still on break! OSG is joined by German Benitez from Deporte Total USA to review a big 4-0 win by the Houston Dash over Monterrey in a scrimmage. They also catch up on players out on international duty, provide updates on their summer transfer wishlist, and more.

Stay classy! Mark and yours truly review Houston's massive win in San Diego to get the boys back to the middle of the standings. We also review the Gold Cup Final at NRG Stadium between USA and Mexico and preview two big games against Real Salt Lake and Vancouver Whitecaps.

Welcome to our first Dash Dispatch and Noodle Time double feature! Enjoy dual episodes of our Dash and Dynamo segments featuring OSG, Mark Segovia, Juan Pereira, and yours truly!

Juan Pereira brings in Houston Dynamo forward Lawrence Ennali and midfielder Duane Holmes to talk about their journeys to recovery and how the 2025 season has unfolded so far.

From pregame to postgame, the Foxtrot Media crew cover the Dynamo's return home as they beat St. Louis City and farewell to Nicolás Lodeiro after playing his last game for the club.