<p>Riley talks about an old friend, Pete, who tried to teach himself how to lucid dream, while Denis starts a conversation about biopics that instead ends up becoming - of course - about Weezer.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis has Covid once again and has been using the time to revisit some classic old video games, while Riley had to deal with a friend who took a liberal view of playing by the rules.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley talks about some of the training he's gone through in preparation to re-enter the teaching workforce, while Denis talks about seeing Weezer live in concert.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis talks about how his friends have all got dogs now and how he feels about it, while Riley shares some unfortunate Airbnb stories from over the years.&nbsp;</p>

<p>Riley gets some long-awaited good news that has more to do with making kids cry than he'd like, while Denis recounts some of the stories from a recent bachelor party.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis uncovers the wild world of his local pizza joint, Pete's Pizza, while Riley shares all the details from his first attempt at surfing in years.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley confesses to getting in trouble with other kids' parents when he was young, while Denis tells us about his secret to winning over handymen.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p> <p><br></p>

<p>Denis talks about a strange play he went and saw, while Riley tells us about his experiences with minor natural disasters.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley rakes Denis over the coals for forgetting his birthday - twice - while Denis reminisces about the politics of high school lockers.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis gets excited about the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest, while Riley tells us about a most unfortunate experience where he was misled online.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley questions whether he's out of touch given how fancy his new furniture is, while Denis reveals some of his (not very) guilty pleasures.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis tells us about his exalted childhood position being "the milkman", while Riley talks about how he came across an unexpectedly accurate car-selling trope.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley details the efforts he went to to reclaim lost belongings before moving north, while Denis tells us about his recent outing to a magic show.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis talks about his love of the classic Irish chicken fillet roll, while Riley has some questions about eating challenges.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley shares the details of his impending move to Queensland, while Denis tells us about the worst date he ever went on - and it wasn't even his date.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis shares the story of the home movies he made as a kid, while Riley tells us about the amazing wildlife he saw on his recent trip to Tasmania.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley lets how know how his new book collection project is going, while Denis reminisces about old time capsules he made while younger. &nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley discusses some recent disruptions to his sleep schedule, while Denis tells us about some of the most unusual animals he's ever eaten.&nbsp;</p> <p><br></p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis talks about the strangest thing he ever got paid for, while Riley shares his experience getting the weirdest (and fastest) haircut of his life.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis tells us about an exciting new purchase he and his wife made for their bedroom, and Riley talks about some of the weird stuff he unearthed from his childhood while unpacking a storage unit.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley gets into how most Frisbees actually aren't Frisbees, while Denis tells us about his rather macabre experiences in anatomy classes, which gets pretty grisly.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis talks about learning to drive as a 28-year-old while Riley shares his car's struggles in being deemed worthy.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley shares a stunning revelation about baked beans, while Denis tells us about some of the, um... interesting... food he ate as a kid.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>We're back! Here's the plan: we're going to keep SMaR available for about a month or so, then will be removing it from the feed and archiving it with a link to mass download all the shows. Reading this means you now don't really have to listen to the episode. Thanks for sticking with us!</p>

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