<p>Denis got some extremely cool stuff for Secret Santa this year - including a gift from himself - while Riley unveils a New Year's Resolution he doesn't actually think he'll achieve.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley's knee has been giving him grief in the wake of all his running, while Denis' brilliant Nordace backpack is causing him issues of an olfactory nature.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis and his friends encountered a deceptive and tricksy bartender over the weekend, while Riley is thinking about getting custom license plates for his car.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis<br> </p>

<p>Riley was excited to see that Death Cab for Cutie and the Postal service are touring, while Denis is dealing with heightened inflation in Ireland.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis is celebrating the holiday season with an enormous Christmas tree, while Riley has taken to running shirtless around his neighbourhood.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p>

<p>Riley is loving the onset of the hot Australian summer, while Denis lets us know how his recent driving test ended up going.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p> <p><br></p>

<p>Denis had a weird interaction with a stranger on a bus, as you do, while Riley got rickrolled in particularly distressing circumstances.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p> <p><br></p>

<p>Riley tells us all about his new cat and the shift in household dynamics it has brought about, while Denis wore a kilt to his mate's wedding and really kinda liked it.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis is excited at the prospect of getting some nice new towels for his house, while Riley reports back from his brother's wedding and just how well his best man's speech went.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p> <p><br></p>

<p>Riley has returned to Australia after hosting the biggest Age of Empires tournament in history, while Denis "enjoyed" visiting an expensive fancy pop-up restaurant in a parking garage.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis shares his struggles as his favourite burger place goes out of business, while Riley has managed to have an even weirder haircut than the one he had back in episode five.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p> <p><br></p>

<p>NOTE: The audio for this episode is pretty cooked. We used and tested new microphones and everything seemed fine, but then when it came to editing it's pretty out of control. Sorry if you find it unlistenable, at least 50% of the show's hosts feel the same way.</p> <p>Atop Mount Wank, Riley and Denis talk about their experiences of Germany so far and get across some of the most dramatic things they've had happen to them while travelling through airports.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>NOTE: The audio for this episode is pretty cooked. We used and tested new microphones and everything seemed fine, but then when it came to editing it's pretty out of control. Sorry if you find it unlistenable, at least 50% of the show's hosts feel the same way.&nbsp;</p> <p>Atop Mount Wank, Denis tells about his trip to Iceland and all the adventures he had there before losing his luggage on the way to Germany, which reminds Riley of the worst experience he ever had with losing his luggage.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p>

<p>Riley is off away travelling and so chats about what it was like travelling on family holidays as a kid, while Denis has an absolutely absurd story about a friend going through airport security.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p>

<p>Denis finally gets around to talking about things that haven't aged well, while Riley was potentially the victim of a massive data hack this week.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley talks of his deep shame at getting his first filling at the dentist, while Denis shares the perils of making corn ribs, a process that nearly cost him a finger.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p> <p><br></p>

<p>Denis switched gears to talk about cigarettes and alcohol despite Riley's attempts to change the subject, while Riley tells us about the most shameless person he's ever met in his life.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p> <p><br></p>

<p>Riley returns from Far North Queensland with stories of a crocodilian nature, while Denis has handed over control of his media consumption to his friends.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Have a Listen to This is sponsored by MANSCAPED! Use coupon code HALTT at manscaped.com to receive 20% off your order and free shipping!</p> <p>Denis, who is once again very sick, reminisces on some of the home remedies he was subjected to as a kid, while Riley takes leave of his senses and shares a bunch of embarrassing stories about when he was a teenager on the internet.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p> <p><br></p>

<p>Have a Listen to This is sponsored by MANSCAPED! Use coupon code HALTT at manscaped.com to receive 20% off your order and free shipping!</p> <p>Riley harvests content for the podcast from his mum's recent visit to Queensland, while Denis shares some philosophical reflections on the price of convenience.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Have a Listen to This is sponsored by MANSCAPED! Use coupon code HALTT at manscaped.com to receive 20% off your order and free shipping!</p> <p>Denis talks about weird favours he's asked of people, while Riley has a big old whinge about workplace culture.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Have a Listen to This is sponsored by MANSCAPED! Use coupon code HALTT at manscaped.com to receive 20% off your order and free shipping!</p> <p>Riley goes through some of his experiences with personal grooming, while Denis continues his story of his trip across the US and talks about some of the disappointing cities he's visited.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis begins what seems to be an upcoming four-part story about his trip to the US, while Riley updates us on his book collection and the myths he's been reading.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Riley has been busy confiscating things off kids at the schools he's working at, while Denis has had fun with a popular new video game.</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>

<p>Denis tells us about the latest discussions he had in his book club, while Riley shares an embarrassing story brought on by his Australian ignorance.&nbsp;</p> <p>Theme music: Lowrider by Joakim Karud</p> <p>Support the show on Patreon! patreon.com/havealistentothis</p>