The AA Meeting

Hello and welcome to The AA Meeting Podcast! Join Abby Johnstone and Amy Bloink every week as they expose the gripping details surrounding life as subpar twenty-somethings, in an attempt to make you feel a little better about yourselves. Listen at work during your 5th bathroom break, on your way to school, during smoko or let us drown out your mum's next "you're a disappointment" speech.

Comedy
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Selling Limbs to Pay for Club Entry & Kevin Har...
47 min
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AA FLASHBACK: First Dates Dos & Donts
Hey Bestiezzzzz! This months Flashback takes us all the way back to Episode 24 where we talk all things First Dates...
25 min
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Reacting to Brownlow Fits & New Merch Drop?! - ...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby and Amy announce some very exciting news… A NEW MERCH DROP!!! ;)))))
56 min
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Spaghetti Ta-Tas & Eating The Cake - The AA Mee...
63 min
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Gaslighting and Ghosting & Ranking Nightclubs?!...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby and Amy recount some crazy things that have happened in the past week!
51 min
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Female Necessities & Our Favourite Swear Words?...
58 min
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Quickies & 3 EX's under the same Roof?! - The A...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby and Amy discuss the thrilling matter of quickies… just as it sounds a quick episode this week!
30 min
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Naked At The Dentist & Working For David Dobrik...
57 min
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Girls Bathrooms & Drunk Notes to Ourselves?! - ...
50 min
10
Ripping Into Hinge Profiles & Our Secret Crushe...
50 min
11
AA FLASHBACK: The Little Fat Lamb Saga of Splen...
7 min
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Splendid Times & Port A Loo Nightmare?! - The A...
55 min
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Addressing our Icks & Most Likely To?! - The AA...
63 min
14
Tier Ranking Drinking Games & A Bedroom Love St...
48 min
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Things that make us Sin & Reading Hate Comments...
41 min
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Festival Do's and Dont's & Sleeping with his Be...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby and Amy talk all things festivals!
55 min
17
First Dates & Red vs Green Flags?! - The AA Mee...
55 min
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Harry Styles in my DM's & Beige Flags?! - The A...
60 min
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Rating Boys out of 10 & Playing the Booty Flute...
58 min
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Dating Deal Breakers & Too Many Icks?! - The AA...
45 min
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Hooking up with a 70 y/o & My EX is Pregnant?! ...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby and Amy have some unexpected guests… The girls talk all things Amber/Jonny and their new fav Camille!
50 min
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The Hall of Shame & We're Sugar Babies?! - The ...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby and Amy have some very special guests back by popular demand… Yas and Ella!
73 min
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Getting the Ick & She kept WHAT in a Jar?! - Th...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby and Amy share some fun stories from their weekend out on the towwwn!
60 min
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The Birds and the Bees & Goodnight to Everyone ...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby and Amy talk all things lux… as in their new merch drop and their new fav tv show!
54 min
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Lies we Tell in the Club & Drunk Notes?! - The ...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby and Amy are excited to announce their new merch!!!
56 min
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How to Impress Girls & Coachella Scandal?! - Th...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby and Amy talk all things easter, merch and recount their crazy weekend in Toowoomba!
55 min
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Jack Harlow in my DM's & Caught Cheating?! - Th...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby and Amy announce their new merch drop… coming very soon so keep your eyes pealed kidz!!
47 min
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How to spot a Red Flag & Crocs in the Bedroom?!...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! In this weeks episode Abby discusses her new accessory… a broken foot!
50 min
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We got Robbed & Unspoken Girls Rules?! - The AA...
49 min
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Sleeping with your Ex's Brother & Smash or Pass...
55 min
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The Hangover Special & Grandma's Online Dating?...
48 min
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We Partied with Celebs & Fake Accents during Se...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this week’s episode Abby and Amy announce their new merch deets, and recap an epic weekend of celebrations for Amys bday!!
53 min
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Dropping It Like It's Hot & Major Bag Alert?! -...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this week’s episode Abby and Amy recap their wild weekend, determine the best ways to celebrate each birthday, contemplate the most ridiculous purchases they’d make if they won the lottery and list some major bag alerts.
59 min
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The Feminine Urge & Love Bombing?! - The AA Mee...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy discuss all things involving the feminine urge… if you know what we mean ;)))
55 min
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A Guide to Being Toxic & One Night Stands?! - T...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this week’s episode Abby and Amy recap their hottest 100 weekend, discuss a sauuuucyyy celeb news story, debate some things that should’ve given them the ick but didn’t and contemplate some slightly toxic things to say to men.
66 min
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How To Glow Up & Our Icks?! - The AA Meeting Se...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this week’s episode Abby and Amy discuss some viral celebrity news, explain how to glow up for the new year, share their 2022 resolutions and reveal what gives them the ick.
54 min
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Spicy-Gasm & Naked on a Night Out?! - The AA Me...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy share their crazy Christmas and New Years stories and look back and laugh at their cringe 2021 selves… The girls announce some exciting merch news...
52 min
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Drunk Notes & Return of the Clause Kink?! - The...
59 min
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Starting an O-F & We Hooked Up With the Same Gu...
Use our code “AAMEETING” for 20% off + Free Shipping at www.MANSCAPED.com #ad #MANSCAPEDpod WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy announce the winner of their very first AA Merch giveaway!! They also discuss how Amy was born… Vac-Gang!
59 min
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Dating a Celebrity & Sh*tting on the Lawn?! - T...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy announce when/where/how you can cop the new AA merch or even win the giveaway!!
58 min
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Grandma Getting Lucky & We Have Merch?! - The A...
WELCOME BACK TO SEASON 3 BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy have the worlds most exciting news… THEY NOW HAVE AA MERCH!!! (Make sure you follow us on instagram for drop dates and more info!)
71 min
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Forgetting The Flush Rule & She Copped A Tinder...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this week’s episode Abby and Amy reveal the results of the great jersey debate, chat about the new Brittney spears documentary, discuss their upcoming Halloween plans, deliberate Amy’s re-entrance to single life with some of her worst dating-app experiences and debate some things that they honestly did not sign up for.
51 min
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Sending the "U UP?!" Message & Eskimo Sisters?!...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this week’s episode Abby and Amy recap their first night out on the town thanks to Sydney’s freedom week, debate some things that just hit different at 3am and discuss what games would be played if Squid Game was set in Australia.
52 min
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Justin Bieber's Mum & Throwing Alligators for E...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this week’s episode Abby and Amy recap their housemates boozy lockdown birthday, explain the rules to “pfong” (four-way beer pong), help a listener pick a nickname and list some skills that people deserve more credit for mastering.
57 min
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Shooting your Shot & Dating Vinnie Hacker?! - T...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this week’s episode Abby and Amy pay their respects and join the “Blazers out for Gladdy” movement... They uncover the gruelling details on how to know if a girl is shooting her shot… or not!
52 min
46
My Sneaky Link Wet the Bed & Harry Styles at my...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this week’s episode Abby and Amy recap the AFL grand final, discuss some of the things that have changed post-pandemic, debate who they want to invite to their first freedom day picnic and mix some exciting cocktails!
51 min
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Sniffing Snow Off His Lil Jon & The Met Gala?! ...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy rate the best and worst Met Gala outfits, discuss Abby’s unique superpower, plan for freedom day and their immediate post-lockdown plans and contemplate the difference between boys and girls prepping for a big night out on the town.
60 min
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Sleeping with the Boss & Relationship Dealbreak...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy delve into their own personal relationship deal breakers...
53 min
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Tuna on My Ta-Tas & Megamind's Our New Leader?!...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy reveal their stance on Kanye’s new album, play a game of “name the Australian leader’s body part” and debate some of the worst kinds of people in the world.
53 min
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Does Size Matter & Outflaking the Flakey Friend...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy recap the craziest experiences they’ve had while lining up to get into a club, debate how tall is too tall for boys and discuss some interesting facts about you guys!
59 min
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Tinder Turf War & Accident in my Bedroom?! - Th...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy are joined by a very special guest, their housemate (and BFF) Yasmin!
63 min
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Kissing the Girls & First Date Gone Wrong?! - T...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy list some questionable ideas for what to do when you’re bored in lockdown, discuss their upcoming Father’s Day plans, debate the best drunk foods...
58 min
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Friends with Benefits & Party Gone Wrong?! - Th...
58 min
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Hooking Up With a MILF & Pedo Banana?! - The AA...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy compete in the FIRST EVER A vs. A GOONÉ PONG TOURNAMENT (!!!), delve into their proposal for the Olympic committee...
66 min
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Return of our Ghost & is he Hot or is he just.....
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy recap their first virtual music festival experience, discuss some Olympic highlights from the beginning of the 2021 games and determine what they’d win the gold medal for in the Olympics of mediocre tasks!
56 min
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Lipgloss on his C*ck & Boys From the Area?! - T...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy update you on their crazy week in hot girl lockdown and their record breaking Spotify charts!
68 min
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Naked with Socks & Bartenders are Sexy?! - The ...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy chat about their week in further lockdown, spend some time unpacking Scomo’s leaked Spotify account (…and all it’s juicy details)...
69 min
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Welcome to the Robe Rave & Someone's Getting Ma...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! On this weeks episode robes are mandatory, because we’re all for comfort on this sleepover party episode! Abby and Amy discuss some sure-fire ways to make yourself feel like the main character...
53 min
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Body Count & Hot Girl Lockdown?! - The AA Meeti...
47 min
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I Lost My Eyebrows & Security Guard FOMO?! - Th...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! This week Abby and Amy uncover the different kinds of security guards you’ll typically find on a night out and rehash their wild first night back at their favourite club, Slopo!
65 min
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She Got Arrested & Pre With Us?! - The AA Meeti...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! This week Abby and Amy are back on the brown couch and they’re joined by two VERY SPECIAL BESTIEZZZ, Ella and Yasmin! Thats not all though, the four gals are pre-ing for a big night out on the town.
66 min
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Couldn't Make It To The Bedroom & Cocktail Disa...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! This week Abby and Amy expose their alter egos... the alcohol induced versions of themselves! The girls discuss the unavoidable talking stage and some interesting pointers on how to break the ice.
61 min
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Robot S*x & the Truth About Boys Bedrooms?! - T...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! This week Abby and Amy discuss the different types of boys bedrooms, attempt to decipher Amy’s drunk notes-to self, fangirl over Olivia Rodrigo’s new album...
60 min
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How To Pick-Up & Calling Grandma An Idiot?! - T...
WELCOME BACK BESTIEZZZ!! This week Abby and Amy disclose their top secret strategies on how to pick up in bars and clubs, discuss the different kinds of people in every friendship group and play an interesting game involving urban dictionary definitions!
63 min
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We Almost Died & Pooping In A Fake Toilet?! - T...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ!! This week Abby and Amy discuss an unsettling fan theory involving a popular children’s television show, recap their intense near-death experiences and examine their drunk alter-egos.
61 min
66
Peeing Out of a Moving Car and Sweaty Balls?! -...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ!! This week Abby and Amy recap some unbelievable world news, introduce an exciting new segment and discuss the phenomenon that is a female-only car ride.
66 min
67
Ghosting & We Hooked Up With An Entire Sports T...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ!! This week Abby and Amy talk all things first dates, including their do’s, dont’s, tips and tricks, and give a dramatic re-enactment of an example of a bad first date.
63 min
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How To Escape The Friendzone & Marrying Megamin...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ TO SOMETHING WE LIKE TO CALL... SEASON 2!!! This week the girls recount Abby's epic (never-ending) Birthday Celebrations!! They discuss their own personal red flags and give you amazing advice about the friendzone...
54 min
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A Special Feeling in the Bedroom & Kissing Cous...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ TO SOMETHING WE LIKE TO CALL... SEASON 2!!! This week the girls have something a little special in store... yes you heard correctly... they're recording ep22 in a blow up pool!!
47 min
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She Scaled A Building & Yeah... We're DRUNK?! -...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ TO SOMETHING WE LIKE TO CALL... SEASON 2!!! To kick start the new season, in this episode Abby and Amy have many special surprises in store for all of you, our cute little children whom we love dearly!
63 min
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Partying with Male Strippers & Calling Shawn Me...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ!! This week Abby and Amy explain the meaning behind what your favourite kind of alcohol says about you, tell the tale of how, one night, they may or may not have acquired a street sign...
54 min
72
Picking Up At Bars & A Flask Fell Out Of Her WH...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ!! This week Abby and Amy give you their tips for having a wild night out on a budget, explain their fool-proof plan for approaching someone you’re interested in at a bar and discuss some exciting AA Meeting stats!
48 min
73
Shakira's Hips Are Lying & Dobby's Umbrella?! -...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ!! This week Abby and Amy expose the different kinds of dancers in clubs, the most impressive DMs they’ve ever received and the mind-blowing truth behind the weather app.
49 min
74
Different Positions In Bed & Fighting A Securit...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ!! This week The AA Meeting is coming to you with their first ever brand collaboration!! Abby and Amy discuss their boo-boo on last weeks episode, Amy tells the story...
53 min
75
Vom.com out the Car & Beethoven's T*tty Wonton?...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy share some funny stories from their "teaching" week. They play a loud version of the game "The Whisper Challenge", shed some light on the essential items you need in your car.
57 min
76
We Took A Test & Attracted To My Dad?! - The AA...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy discuss the expenses of adulthood that no one warns you about, the Facebook news event that rocked Australia this week and the things they have zero tolerance for.
48 min
77
A Pub Crawl in My House & Spending the Night wi...
WELCOME BACK KIDZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy share some stories from Amy’s epic 21st birth week EXTRAVAGANZA, and reflect on Abby's 21st during 2020 COVID lockdown.
50 min
78
Caught in my Underwear & Elon Musk has a Nice C...
WELCOME BACK FRIENDZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy talk about their experience joining a local busking show. They reminisce on an interesting experience at a music festival, play a somewhat dangerous rapid fire game...
51 min
79
The PISS OLYMPICS & Raunchy Pick Up Lines?! - T...
WELCOME BACK KIDZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy reveal the backstory of their intro song, teach you how to plan the perfect “piss-up”, discuss the effectiveness of pick up lines and debate their favourite examples.
48 min
80
A Field of Rangas & Our Crazy Hottest 100?! - T...
WELCOME BACK KIDZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy expose their hectic hottest 100 events and deliberate the common types of people that you’ll find celebrating the occasion. They consider what it would be like to be 7ft for a day...
40 min
81
We Joined a Cult & Return of the Bedroom?! - Th...
WELCOME BACK KIDZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy rehash their “quiet night out” resulting in a 7km walk. They debunk the theories involving girls with purple hair, have a spelling bee, discuss things that seem like a cult, the power of painkillers and much more...
47 min
82
The Perfect Dating Profile & My Beer Gut?! - Th...
WELCOME BACK KIDZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy delve into some important issues prominent in todays society, including drinking beer. They explain the dos and donts surrounding the perfect online dating profile...
47 min
83
The Ick & Getting Kicked out of The Bedroom?! -...
HAPPY 2021 KIDZZ!! On this weeks episode Abby and Amy recap their very different Christmas and New Years events, address the results of the “Beer Pong Championship”, tell the story of how they got kicked out of The Bedroom...
51 min
84
The Claus Kink & Throwing a Chair at Grandpa?! ...
MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDZ!!! On this weeks episode - the Christmas Special, Abby and Amy exchange some exciting presents, address some interesting hate received from TikTok, talk about the time Auntie threw a chair at Grandpa at Christmas lunch...
51 min
85
Paddling up Tinder Creek & Why's the Bar Set So...
On this weeks episode Abby and Amy talk about their adventure from SYD to the GC, discuss some interesting Australian town names, play a game involving sound effects, tell you about the moment they each realised the bar was set extremely low for men and much more...
29 min
86
Margot Robbie is my Cousin & God on the AUX?! -...
On this weeks episode Abby and Amy reveal their slightly concerning Spotify Wrapped results, discuss the truth behind their strange dreams, give you some tips on how to get someone to message you first and debate what songs God plays on the AUX in hell...
41 min
87
Getting Caught at Airport Security & What Reall...
On this weeks episode Abby and Amy discuss their experience at the first live concert since Miss Rona. Amy quits her job, they talk about the 2019 Splendour journey home, expose what really happens in the girls bathrooms and their take on Horoscopes…
41 min
88
Meeting a Proven Psychopath & The DM Slippery D...
On this weeks episode Abby and Amy take a psychopathic tendencies quiz and compare their results! They also teach you the correct way to slide into the DMs, share their take on the stock market and discuss their new rapper names!
38 min
89
Kick-ons with a Chicken & we have a Ghost?! - T...
On this weeks episode Abby and Amy discuss their weekend away, talk about their strange kick-ons experiences, introduce you to their ghost Susan, and their take on female anatomy...!
35 min
90
Welcome to the Podcast & joint Online Dating Ap...
On this weeks episode Abby and Amy welcome you to their new podcast, talk about their Halloween party, stories from their joint double dating app, their theories on bluetooth and what they would do if they woke up in the body of a boy!
25 min