Midnight Public Radio

A semi-scripted comedy sketch show from The Midnight Gardeners League (https://midnightgardenersleague.com/) that explores a different aspect of our world every episode. Hosted by navel-gazing intellectual Ari Wood, Midnight Public Radio delivers the funniest, most-made up stories that audiophiles could ask for.

Comedy
Improv
Fiction
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Crime Enough At Last - Tony's Testimonies #1
7 min
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Crime Enough At Last - Brosef Gordon Levitt (Sp...
In our latest special deep dive edition of "Crime Enough At Last," Tony hops on another Zoom call with currently-incarcerated cannibalistic serial killer Brosef Gordon Levitt, a return guest who has a lot more to say about the vehicular manslaughter, the Austin Powers cinematic universe, and asexuality.
10 min
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Crime Enough At Last - Dick Lionheart (Special ...
In our latest special deep dive edition of "Crime Enough At Last," Tony goes all the way to Antarctica for the first-ever interview with the only criminal at the South Pole, and they discuss ways to combat loneliness, unique forms of incarceration, and the taste of reindeer meat.
8 min
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Crime Enough At Last - "The Train Robs You!"
In our latest installment of "Crime Enough At Last," we're joined by the last train-robbing gang on Earth on location at 'the wrong side of the tracks' for a chat about transparent cargo holds, baby-led corporations, and the next generation of masked banditos.
8 min
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Crime Enough At Last - Live @ The Scene of A Crime
In an special 'Hall of Fame' edition of "Crime Enough At Last," we give a shout out to one our past guest's recent appearance in a news story covering his act of lewd indecency, the public's reaction and the relative indifference of his victims.
4 min
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Crime Enough At Last - "We Do More Breakdancing"
In our latest installment of "Crime Enough At Last," our panel of Foot Clan members dives into the discourse around healthy tobacco alternatives, nom de plumes, and dubious interpretations of song copyrights.
6 min
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Crime Enough At Last - "Toilet Champagne"
In our latest installment of "Crime Enough At Last," we're joined by a panel of currently incarcerated crooks via Zoom from their respective prisons for a discussion on personal chefs, musical theater, and the joys of jail time.
10 min
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Crime Enough At Last - Live @ The Meeting of th...
In an exclusive edition of "Crime Enough At Last" featuring audio captured live in the moment by an informant wearing a hidden recording device, host Tony Barfalatto and several others members of the Cosa Nostra engage in an unfiltered conversation about loyalty, invulernability, and the importance of a roll call.
6 min
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Crime Enough At Last - "Prove Nothing, Deny Eve...
In our latest installment of "Crime Enough At Last," host Tony Barfalatto gets behind the wheel of a getaway car for a first ever incidence of a podcast recording of a crime in action.
10 min
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Crime Enough At Last - Mr. Stacks (Special Inte...
In the first of our special deep dive editions of "Crime Enough At Last," guest host and MPR foreign correspondent Robert Soup sits down with liquor magnate and frequent guest Mr. Stacks for an intimate look into his life, who's really running his family's company, and what does or does not constitute poison.
8 min
11
Crime Enough At Last - "The Future Is A Terrify...
In our latest installment of "Crime Enough At Last," our panel of professional crooks discusses technological innovation, strip club basketball courts, and the future of victimhood.
8 min
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Crime Enough At Last - "Every Responsible Adult...
In our latest installment of "Crime Enough At Last," our panel of professional crooks chops it up about misguided youth engagement, changes to Craigslist, and the age old debate of meth vs. coke.
11 min
13
Crime Enough At Last - "Ctrl Alt Delete"
In our latest installment of "Crime Enough At Last," our panel of professional crooks chats about digital evildoing, laundry security, and temporal seasoning.
6 min
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Crime Enough At Last - "Five Easy Pieces"
In our latest installment of "Crime Enough At Last," our panel of professional crooks discusses the best size of art to steal, the difficulties of body disposal, and the harm done by Italian stereotypes.
8 min
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Crime Enough At Last - "Crowbar to the Window, ...
In our very first installment of "Crime Enough At Last," our panel of professional crooks explores the differences between white and blue collar criminality, the rise of semi-violent assaults, and the thrill of impersonating Justin Bieber.
10 min
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Introducing...Crime Enough At Last
Step aside, innocent bystanders, the world's about to be introduced to the very first B2B podcast made for and by criminals from every corner of the globe. From the brilliant Midnight Public Radio executives who brought you such hits as "This American Fife" and "You Gotta Be Quizzing Me" comes "Crime Enough At Last," a new show dedicated to the proliferation, dissemination and expansion of criminality, crookedness and corruption.
1 min
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S2 Ep6: OMG-5 Bonus Ep: Meet the Writers of OMG-5
MPR host Ari Wood has one-of-a-kind interviews with two former writers of the Outpost MG-5 series!
12 min
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S2 Ep5: OMG-5 Ep. 5: "There's Another Android Y...
An experiment is only worth its salt if it reveals some dark, hidden truth. And truly great science fiction like Outpost MG-5 can show us more about ourselves than an electron microscope.
22 min
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S2 Ep4: OMG-5 Ep. 4: "I Knew I Shoulda Brought ...
Familiar sights and the comforts of the home are one of the few things that keep human beings sane while orbiting distant worlds and foreign suns. So Outpost MG-5 is always stocked with the best in food, drink, entertainment and unequal privileges.
23 min
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S2 Ep3: OMG-5 Ep. 3: "Nobody's Throwing Off Any...
Even far in the future, lightyears from Earth, the average Joe can't seem to shake the 9 to 5 grind, whether it's selling abnormal footwear, sucking up to mediocre middle management, or sexually gratifying local merchants.
26 min
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S2 Ep2: OMG-5 Ep. 2: "He Looks Just Like You......
The residents of Outpost MG-5 all have different reasons for choosing to live amongst the stars. Illegal extraterrestrial smuggling. Abuse of time travel. Even cosplay!
22 min
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S2 Ep1: OMG-5 Ep. 1: "Can Ghosts Live in Space?"
The crew of Outpost MG-5 asks the questions that have been burning in humanity's minds for millennia: Can ghosts live in space? Where is the smoking section? And which country has the best air?
18 min
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S2: MPR Season 2: Outpost MG-5 Trailer
MPR returns on 12/1/22 with Season 2: a faithful restoration of the long-forgotten but beloved sci-fi radio drama "Outpost MG-5." Listen to the trailer now for a brief glimpse into this hilarious look into humanity's possible future amongst the stars.
2 min
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S1 Ep6: Death
Life-ending innovations, resurrection addicts, funerary gatherings, and a debate over mortality. All things must pass, and in the season finale, MPR examines exactly how many thousands of ways there are to shift off this tiresome mortal coil and take a nice long dirt nap.
31 min
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S1 Ep5: War
Civil unrest in an unusual Eastern European country, a long forgotten military tradition, a showdown at an old folks' home, and the best battles in history. War may be hell. But as MPR uncovers, it's also kind of fun?
36 min