After a futile attempt to discuss Texas football's nonexistent QB controversy, the crew decide to figure out other historical events Mark Wahlberg could have prevented

THREE (3) new games of skill and chance await the brave listener who dares enter our dark carnival.

Spencer's not here, and yet less than 7 minutes and 30 seconds elapse between the cold open and the phrase “chinchilla years”

We asked for your stories of romantic triumph, and almost all of you sent something that resembles that! Good job! The first story is also the best story, so if you really want to you can bail after that

On this episode, the gang reviews the greatest failsons in football coaching

We review your hastily requested emails (shutdownfullcast@gmail.com) and your well-aged voicemails (704-SOL-CAST), including the other very important topics:

Josh Heupel now makes enough money to buy as many shackets as he likes

Tom Brady sit and do nothing on the NBA on TNT set challenge

Which type of burning car is Oklahoma and which type is Oklahoma State?

Jim Harbaugh is one thousand percent dad and needs to be maybe ten percent more uncle

OK so how long until we get sick of TCU

Why real journalists talk about fishing on the field at the Sugar Bowl

Finally, the announcement of where we're taking the show if Twitter dies

The Shutdown Fullcast resumes their annual quest to preview every bowl game and remind us that Mizzou is coached by a large babychild

The intrepid crew of the good ship Shutdown Fullcast resumes their annual quest to preview every bowl game for exactly the amount of time each game deserves.

ALTERNATIVE PLAYOFF SOLUTIONS FOR UNHAPPY PARTIES INCLUDE: Hell With A 12-Team Playoff We Made A Five Team Playoff; Put Bama In No Matter What; Give TCU The One Seed; Give Bama Two Playoff Spots As Stewards Of The Game; Discarding All Possible Four Seeds And Drafting A New One

Please welcome the chainsaw brides of Christ

Spencer has several things on his heart regarding Ohio State football

The Fullcast addresses Stanford kicking a field goal at the wire to only lose to Cal by three, Tennessee's debacle against South Carolina, a week of near-upsets that qualifies as college football edging, Arkansas pulling up to do some WOMPIN' in a freaky church van, Vandy keeping the universe in balance by beating lowly Florida, Michigan having a very normal and not dramatic day against Illinois, and Indiana winning a game while completing EXACTLY TWO PASSES.

The Fullcast crew discusses whether the government would have seized Air Bud for military purposes. Then, prompted by the NFL's marketing map of the world, we embark on a journey to assign teams to countries, including the tricky task of explaining why Ohio State and Norway are a soul match.

The Haint personally attacks Ryan! Holly has a harrowing Big 12 box score game! The Big Ten somehow produced a worse box score!

Spencer immediately makes it weird. Ryan then makes it worse. Jason then fires Dabo, and all of this happens in the first ten minutes

SMU and Houston make history!

A new and interesting form of Haint sends our heroes fleeing en masse to Jason's outdoor podcasting lair. Ryan isn’t even here so don’t blame him!