Dear Albie

With the help of family and friends, Albie Manzo is here to answer your advice questions in his own unique style. Relationships, sex, dead dogs, bored housewives, honeymoon protocol — and everything in between. The advice show you never knew you needed.

Society & Culture
Relationships
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Litter boxes and... we launched a website for t...
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Pyramid schemes and proper poop positioning (wh...
27 min
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Stay Safe!
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"What did you do with the box???!"
Albie has a story to tell. And we don't want to say anything more or it'll spoil the surprise. Be part of the show: dearalbiemailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
35 min
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Quarantine Special #13: We're on Pleasure Island!!
It's episode 101!! Candice addresses a little bit of hate mail about her gambling habit, a listener had a bluetooth issue while listening to our flaccid dildo episode, we dig a little deeper into Disney Pride weekend, we answer some mask-wearing judgments, and more!Plus, we still have a sponsor! BetterHELP.com has stuck around! --> Get 10% off here: BetterHELP.com/dearalbieAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
37 min
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Our 100th Episode!!!!
It's our 100th episode!! And Albie realized that juuust before he hit record on what would've otherwise been a Dear Don. We reminisce on the OGs of the early days and who to have back for a reunion celebration. Plus, Albie grills mom on why the Markie pics have slowed down on Instagram and how she deals with haters on social media. And we get the instant classic line: "If you don't know how to play in the sandbox, get out" We also got a sponsor we like! Special thanks to BetterHELP.com for supporting the show! Big things happening in this episode! Be part of the mailbag! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
25 min
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Quarantine Special #12: Spring Break!!!
Albie, Alex, Chels, and Candice miss spring break. And travel. And pretty much everything. Plus, what is Gay Disney? We got Candice DealDash.com credits, and ALEX AND CHELSEA STARTED A FOOD BLOG!! Come be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
42 min
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Quarantine Special #11: "Want to see some boobi...
Should you tell your ex-boyfriend's mom that he sent you a dick pic? Should you tell your current girlfriend if you got a pic of an ex's boobs? Plus, Chris wants to give away Real Housewives memorabilia from his mom's basement to listeners. Is the statue of David's penis size intimidating? And more! Send us your questions! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
21 min
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Quarantine Special #10: Chris, Candice, and the...
Chris is here! Candice is kind of here! And we have a lot going on. Albie is concerned we're swearing too much (based on itunes reviews), Candice is addicted to these Facebook group raffles, and Chris found some weird stuff in his apartment, where he keeps his scarves.  Send in your questions! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
29 min
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Quarantine Special #9: The Mount Rushmore of De...
It's the Mt. Rushmore of Dear Albie guests — Chris, Candice, and Chels! (sorry Jules) — together for the first time!Albie and Chris can't get haircuts, Candice can't get eyelashes, we get a question about co-worker sex dreams, we debate a woman who may just be in a hopeless relationship...until a big twist at the end!And puck you, miss!Email us and be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
36 min
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Quarantine Special #8: It's Groundhog Dayyyyy!!
Caroline and Albie marvel at "Peak Adorable" Markie. Plus, The Don reveals the origins of her popular quarantine cooking videos on Instagram, Albie learns about paracetamol from a Scottish listener (and gets really into saying "loo"), is there a "freakout" conspiracy on grocery store playlists?, Australia loves us!, and more!Be part of the show: DearAlbie Mailbag@gmail.com (...or send in your recipes to Hello@WatchWhatsCooking.com!)Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
21 min
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Quarantine Special #7: Mailbag with mom and dad!
Caroline and Al are back and we're opening up the mailbag full of your quarantine questions! Is it okay to not feel bad about missing senior year milestones? Have you played Dear Albie Quarantine BINGO? Have you ever been told you don't deserve Christmas presents? Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
34 min
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Quarantine Special #6: The 36-inch white cock, ...
It's our latest quarantine special, starring Al and Albie! Dad talks about how the quarantine is affecting the Brownstone and reveals he's currently forgoing his salary to help pay the staff. PLUS, the story of the 36-inch white cock temporarily shorts out Albie's brain; we answer a listener question about a sugar hoarder at the local Aldi; and another listener "question" about a shart in Target while wearing a short skirt. Be part of the show! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
16 min
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Quarantine Special #5: Dear Don!
We're back! And Caroline and Albie are here with an update on how The Don is handling quarantine, her secrets to keeping it together, and a mailbag question that has nothing to do with lockdown! Send in your questions: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
22 min
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Quarantine Special #4: That time Albie and Chel...
Chelsea is back for a fourth straight show! And we are moving off coronavirus stuff and on to... -Albie depriving everyone of water -a woman who works in a mattress store and has to keep covering for someone who can't drive in the rain because of a car accident...from 35 years ago -Albie and Chelsea reminisce on the time they went to the Museum of Sex and bounced on boobs -a red-headed listener wonders why guys don't compliment her in bars on her beautiful red hair ...and more! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
27 min
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Quarantine Special #3: "What Day is Today?"
Chelsea "meets" Candice in our third day of quarantine shows... and it's only because Caroline finally lifted the "social distancing" measures on Candice, who flew to Orlando with the cheer team -- despite everything else in the world being canceled.  PLUS: Chelsea addresses the "engagement pink" nail polish; her thoughts on everyone saying Albie set up vacation like they were going to get engaged; and more! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
27 min
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Quarantine Special #2: Chelsea Meets the Don
We open up the quarantine mailbag and meet Stephanie, whose family is ditching her Mexican wedding...BUUUTTT HERE'S THE TWIST: the coronavirus is likely going to thwart her plans and move the wedding to the U.S... so should she re-invite them? Plus Chelsea's getting a lot of compliments on her voice (and her drawing skills) and did Albie rip-off Ellen Degeneres? Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
32 min
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Quarantine Special #1: Chelsea Meets Chris
What happens if you discover your husband has been stealing Mike Birbiglia's standup routine as his own day-to-day jokes? We get a question about it in the first of our Quarantine Specials, from mom and dad's basement.  PLUS: Albie's girlfriend Chelsea meets Chris. Is that Gator-Ade color yellow or green? Albie did a weird thing with song lyrics to his friend! And more!! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
22 min
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Dear Don: Manzo Quarantine, Sibling Rivalries, ...
First off... nobody worry -- we have all the cheese we need to get through this quarantine thanks to Vito. Caroline helps Albie answer a timely question about some siblings who aren't very tight. And she gets at him and Lauren for texting her separately about a fight they had earlier in the week. Plus: it's impossible to fight with Al Manzo aaaand we didn't watch the reunion but we have a teaser!! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
28 min
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"Everyone's going nuts and now I have no toilet...
It's the coronavirus (and accidentally sending a BJ video) episode! -Is Candice's cheer trip to Florida going to be cancelled? -Boss Jules is a germaphobe and has a quickly-dwindling and pillaged drawerful of wipes and Purell -We answer a question about an accidentally-sent BJ video, which Albie calls "the gold standard" of listener emails.  -New rule: when something messed up happens to you, you come to us first! Be part of the show! Tell us what you're doing to prepare! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
44 min
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Manzo siblings Sunday dinner, starring Lauren a...
So we thought, "let's do a Sunday dinner episode," since everyone is home and hanging out and the studio is in the basement. BAD IDEA. Lauren gets drunk, Chris is an enabler, and things devolve pretty quickly... then go downhill from there. Nobody is safe, not even Hall & Oates.  WARNING: This episode is much more explicit than the others. Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
33 min
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Albie makes Intern Jules cry
The end of Intern Jules? We get into your questions and all of that but... is this the end of an era? Albie declares that the team has decided that the "intern thing" doesn't work for them anymore, but what does it all mean???!!! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
38 min
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Did Albie get engaged on his vacation?
Can Albie Manzo take his girlfriend on a lavish vacation to a resort where they put a rose petal path to your tub and come back not engaged? According to friends, family, tabloids, websites, DMs, Candice, and bloggers -- there has to be a ring. So...did he do it? Find out in here! PLUS: Candice had the worst turbulence ever on a trip to Florida and threw up four times. AND THERE'S MORE!! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
40 min
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Can you stand up during a Billy Joel concert?
Chris is back, and that was a good thing... until he spoiled "Don't F**k With Cats" for everyone. But we forgive him, because he convinces Caroline that an airline just for kids (and one just for adults) is a great idea. He also boasts that he's more famous than Candice and Intern Jules, he says he can do a great Rich Wakile impression but then doesn't do it, he's disgusted at people who stand during Billy Joel concerts... and more! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
41 min
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Honeymoon 1984, Starring Dad and The Don
Caroline and Al join the show! And we learn to regret it, as mom and dad recount their honeymoon in San Francisco and Hawaii, which teetered on disaster thanks to pigeons, an expired license, a rented picnic basket, a missing limo driver, an untimely medical condition that turns Albie red with embarrassment...and there's actually more! PLUS: Enemas, Sarah Palin, diarrhea -- it's our honeymoon episode!! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
41 min