Paul is unhappy about having to pay to leave his gym membership... paying on the way in and out - Public saunas - Seann looks like he's wearing someone elses pants - Paul looks like he takes off all his clothes to do a poo - Paying to use a toilet -...

Paul hates needles - Seann likes to make cars wait while he crosses the road - What is it with women crossing road? - Who would play you in a film? Seann - Paul likes to take ages to eat - Seann once hear a woman masturbate at a hotel By Seann Walsh...

Paul's iPhone keeps telling him to get up or turn his music down - Is technology something to be embraced? - Having a bleuray player and a remote with an eject button - Not having a smart phone - Paul changes the brightness on his TV - Paul looks like...

Phoning Sky and paying too much - Every now and then they let you cancel - Do you know we have a website... YES! - Hot drinks with your dinner at Wagamamas - "impossible? We've been to the moon" By Seann Walsh and Paul McCaffrey Produced by Joel...

Trip adviser reviews - Porn reviews - Getting a stone henge tattoo - There's nothing up in space - Bad self control - bread, bakewell tart, booze - Hiding biscuits, fags etc By Seann Walsh and Paul McCaffrey Produced by Joel Porter  See...

High pressure situations - Finishing other peoples sentences - Mexican yawns - Hitler living in Liverpool - Mother Theresa getting on a ferry - Seann not wanting to talk to people - Acceptable times to call By Seann Walsh and Paul McCaffrey...

Seann doesn't trust short people and actors are devious - `People not saying thank you as you do something nice - Blaming your signal for the bad line - Don't put me on... By Seann Walsh and Paul McCaffrey Produced by Joel Porter  See...

Why do people give unsolicited advice? - What's the point of golf and games? - Seann's blocked nose - Online gaming is mind blowing - Seann doesn't like to talk to anyone - Bags for life are pointless - Everything is onions - "PAULY ONIONS" By Seann...

Paul (McBlaggerpound) is accused of being tight with money and stealing a pound off Seann's bed - Other gripes include... Having to pay for hotel parking - Banking noise complaints to get a free breakfast - There's a pube on my sausage By Seann...

Bad bar service, random acts of friendliness, and the angry man  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How do you leave websites after a free trial? (Seann probably has two Amazon Prime accounts)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Service station prices, Boris is never on hold, and corner shop sandwiches  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Who phones before they’re ready for calls? And what is acceptable and not acceptable to do in parks  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A lot of stuff about phones and bad queueing form  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

People not texting back, the postman always rings 10 times, and the over familiar  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Why are there escalators up and stairs back down? And I just want to buy a jacket, no you can't have my email address  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A new weekly podcast, where Comedians Seann Walsh and Paul McCaffrey moan for exactly 15 minutes about what's got their goat. In this episode they talk about staying at peoples houses, waiting staff bringing the bill the pissing off for ages and...