Our heroes have a magic school but Quinny doesn’t have a patron! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped convince the ghost of Phineas he had done good in the world, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used his divination powers and meteor swarm to destroy a djinn, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered Captain Planteer killed Baba Yaga! Will the school be a success and can Quinny get his powers back?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are about to restore Phineas Figplott! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) convinced Horatio the only way he could find love was to be himself, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped fart the giant turtle towards a date with his crush, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found the final Phineas shard! But can our heroes survive a battle with a ghost, a djinn, an evil custodian or all three?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are helping a turtle find love! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized Phinease might be evil while interrogating Elphabian’s soul, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got the woodland elementals discharged on the way out, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Gartok to help coach the giant turtle they found! But can our heroes avoid being eaten by a Kraken while helping Horatio the turtle?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are searching underground for answers! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the group through the Warring Wood before being ambushed by elementals, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the creatures were happy to be defeated, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found a hidden underground facility at Elphabian’s house! Will our heroes survive whatever awaits them in the dark?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are heading for the war woods! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) freed Seamus Banks’s from being trapped in a spell, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the group to the Pottery Barn on a side quest to find more of Phineas, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found some going away cards that hinted at the past! But can these heroes survive their exploration of the exploding War Woods?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are in tremendous danger inside a maze! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) wanted to conjure an anti-magic field but couldn’t until Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) convinced him he could snap prayer again if everyone farted, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) captured the souls fragment of Finnease before realizing he couldn’t re-enter the field! Can they get him if the maze before the cloud of death kills them all?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes have defeated the team sent by Scrolls+! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was made huge and splattered enemies like bugs, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) cut the villainous manager Jenny Sequa in half, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a rough time interrogating a captive but still managed to spare his life! But what the hell is actually going on at this school?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are fighting inside the Twilight Tower! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the team to arm a mob of zombie helpers, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) cast Sanctuary on Quinny before she and Butthole hid using banishment to spring an ambush, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is running around the battle stealing people’s weapons! Can they survive this battle with corporate raiders?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are planning to retake the Twilight Tower! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered a time loop in the eternal graveyard, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) spoke to Jace Kyro who was in it trying to save students, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized they were lost and had to talk Jace through that terrible realization! Now that the l professor and student are in Butthalla what insane plan has Butthole cooked up?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are pursuing thieves into the eternal graveyard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) protected the Pentexagon from a meteor swarm and blasted the bad guys, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the eternal graveyard is full of practice zombies, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led his friends safely from the shadows! But can these heroes find the S+ villains or will they fall victim to another meteor swarm?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are hurrying through the Pentexagon! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with a memory of Cordelia Whey and found the past prism, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered she was researching breaking contracts and genies, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found that Cordelia was making tools to try to prove herself wrong! Can our heroes get through the building before mysterious thieves break in?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are headed for the Pentexagon! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) chatted with the ghost of Phineas Figplott, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) collected more dolls of the various mascots for his daughter, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the strangers on campus are registered as Cryptflare students! Can our heroes find the past prism before the other Cryptflares kill them with glyphs?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are headed for the Headmaster’s rooms! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is becoming “more of an expert” at divining things, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) studied the environment and discovered more people are here, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure the party weren’t trapped in a time loop! But what will they uncover in the depths of the Great Hall?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are heading for the Great Hall! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got himself a new crown and focused on divination, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) chose a wand and was horrified as she studied necromancy, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got sassy with Murray the Mimic as he chose to study Transmutation! But what dangers await these heroes once they get to the Great Hall?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes have joined houses inside Figplott’s Academy! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped the group vibe through a maze, Juniper’s (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) powers ensured they weren’t killed by a cloud of daggers, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered that Phineas’s welcome statue couldn’t handle existential questions! But can our heroes survive splitting the party inside this cursed school?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes have arrived at the main campus of Figplott’s Academy! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) cast blight for the first time to defend the group, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) healed Motar the sentient staff/tree with her magic, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got very confused about campuses, ghost ponies and cloches! But what dangers will our heroes face entering the clawed hand gates of main campus?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are traveling through the woods on a Figplott’s campus in another dimension! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the identity of this campus’s headmaster, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked to brooms but they didn’t help much, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was determined to collect all the displacer beast dolls he could! But can they survive a magical ambush by wizards in the woods?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgreetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes have been sucked into a painting! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found found Delilah the Displacer Beast, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) pulled Ozzy the Owlbear out of a dead gelatinous cube, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) laid out the colors and dolls correctly in the study room - activating the table! But what will happen now that our heroes are being sucked into another dimension?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are investigating the wyrd room after making new friends! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) determined the skeleton was the cause of the magical accident, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found a ruined ring on the dead wizard, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found another monster doll and determined the ring matched a doll’s symbol! But how do these dolls link up to the faculty room from hell?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are meeting former staff members in and around Figplott’s magic school! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hid the fact he was a king from the anti-king janitor, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made friends with a sheep and agreed to supply it with a tutor, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced a boxing wizard to join the party! But can they survive combat with the three sorcerers hiding in the gym?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are still making their way to Figplott’s magic school! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) immediately trusted the random stranger they met in the woods, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure Arcturus didn’t set up camp in the middle of the stream, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned more about the conman and Mordrax Shadeleaf around the fire! But what will discover when they arrive at the school?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes are making their way to Figplott’s magic school! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) supervised the grounded until she was ready to talk, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) admitted she didn’t like her job or title and needed an adventure to find herself, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was their conman expert as they met with Arcturus Figplott! But what dangers will find them when they arrive at the school?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic)

Our heroes are late on their journey to Baldur’s Gate! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made Lexi an agent of Assguard to save her memories, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Echo and refused to talk about what happened, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) grounded Echo until she brings Juniper back out! Will these heroes ever be able to head to Baldur’s Gate and start a magic school?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic)

Our heroes are deciding the fate of Lexi the bard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with Alyn and determined there is a magical mind-wipe but it can be undone, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) got Mo Dirt to make a more permanent but riskier “mind smear” potion, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made sure Bucky wouldn’t talk! But will Lexi choose the potion or the unspoken “Quinny Option”?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic)