The gang goes over some of today's pickup lines they heard from listeners - and then we hear all about how Kim Kardashian and Chrissy Teigen are putting glowing jewelry under their skin! (Learn more about it here.) And tomorrow, weird restaurant stories! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal are back with a Music Allergy Monday - they recap the music you just can't handle listening to. And then Crystal gives us the lowdown on her adventures in online dating, and Lisa discovers her new favorite pickup line! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal start talking about today's love-at-first-sight stories and somehow it warps into a discussion about Charlie Rose and Bob Barker with their pants down. (???) Come along for the journey, won't you? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal recap the High Speed Chase stories from today - then get into an intense discussion about Queen Elizabeth and her love life.  See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Wow. Let's see. Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal recap Worst Flight Wednesday, the Lamar Odom story, the Kardashian derriere situation, Madonna's sort-of apology, Jack Nicholson & Cher, and we get to hear some new words (as well as some classics.) *whew* Also, hear what tomorrow's topic might be.... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal cover a lotta ground this morning - the Queen of England, Thomas Markle, a nice chunk on Scientology and more. Plus, can you quantify beauty? Find out... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal review their weekend, including Gary's adventure with listener Angel at the Raiders/Rams over the weekend and the fights that made it on the internet (Gary was NOT involved!) They talk about Love At First Sight (is it a thing?), young women and older guys, freeway chases, Lisa's weekend train adventure and you get a hint for one of the Tuesday morning contests (listen all the way to the end.) See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

In perhaps the most NSFW episode yet...Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal talk about weird warning lights on the dashboard - talking cars - cup holders - Gary's upcoming adventure with Angel the listener at the Raiders/Rams preseason game and then the poop REALLY hits the fan (or the bed) with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp and...well...listen at your own risk.  See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal bid farewell to the Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin who passed away this morning, and speculate on what Rock n' Roll Heaven would be like. Crystal wants to recreate the Britney Spears movie "Crossroads" (???) and then we get straight on where Britney and Justin are from. Then it's all about peanut allergies and what goes on when you fly. (If you want to follow the Instagram account @passengershaming you've GOT to check it out here.) See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal recap the Worst Date Wednesday stories from this morning, how we meet strangers and connect but lose track of them, and big, memorable events we've attended. Also...what are YOU paranoid about? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal START talking about the Greatest Entertainer of All Time, but it turns into a discussion about Elvis - Graceland, and whether it was actually tacky for the time or not - and the unusual (and embarrassing) circumstances around his death. Oh, and there's a quick mention of tomorrow's Hump Day Wednesday topic, if you hang toward the end. Thankyouverymuch. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal look back at the not-so-big-a-hit "Put The Bone In" (a REAL song) by Terry Jacks. They also try and figure out what women really want from their men -- be strong? be sensitive? And with school starting (in some places) they want to hear your Tell Me Something Good (About First Day of School) Tuesday stories tomorrow. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal recap their eighth grade stories from this morning - and the concept of the "hall pass." Also...what movie have YOU walked out of? Also, Gary tells Ernie Anderson stories (he was the voice of ABC for all those promos you heard).  See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal recap the Hot Jobs calls from this morning - they compare blood types - and prep for 8th Grade stories, in conjunction with the movie "8th Grade" from director Bo Burnham that's getting a lot of critical acclaim. Check out the trailer here. Plus, Lisa is really wondering where one of her eight grade crushes is now.... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal (welcome back!) recap some of the best Tell Me Something Good Tuesday stories form this morning - they preview a Worst Job Wednesday - Crystal talks about her bear encounter while camping - and more! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa & Brandon talk about "phubbing" - try and figure out who Forrest Whitaker was in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" - and give you the REAL origin story of the long-time radio bit War of the Roses. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa & Brandon tell more True Confession Friday stories - it's amazing what people admitted to stealing! What's happening on Monday? Take a listen and get a hint. And learn about how generous a dude Ludacris is. Have a great weekend! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal go over the breakup stories from this morning...and then things really go to s***. Literally. Are we really going to talk about poop? Then the gang confesses what they've stolen and from where and consider doing a True Confessions Friday. Make sure you're listening in the morning to see what happens! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Wow. Where do we start today? Gary, Lisa & crew continue to talk about weird things you've eaten - and some things you definitely SHOULD NOT! And Gary tells a story not for the squeamish. And then things really fall apart. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal talk about your social media history and how it could last forever! Also...the list of things the Queen (of England) can't stand...like pasta! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal review their Monday, including a GREAT talk with Lionel Richie. Also, how does new music get heard these days anyway? And they break down how social media has got you figured out...where you want it or not. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal talk tubular, gnarly and other awesome words; also, iconic bands and their music used in commercials...whether they wanted them there or not. Get a sneak peek of the cool stuff you can win on Monday morning, too! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal get ready for National Chili Dog Day tomorrow! (Yum!) Get the step-by-step on how podcasts work. Plus...finding your passion. What did the morning show all want to be when they grew up? Listen and find out... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal do the "sniff test" on this morning's Scents Show - discuss the many pyramid schemes that are out there - and get ready for tomorrow's Wal-Mart Wednesday...probably. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Gary, Lisa, Brandon & Crystal get you ready for tomorrow's Smell-O-Vision...or...Scratch 'N' Sniff Radio?...and reminisce about all sorts of smells and scents from the past - vintage or otherwise.  See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.