This Episode brought to you by the letter "F" and the number "9"

**Warning: Discussion of suicide. If you are having suicidal thoughts, or need help please call 1-800-273-8255**Shout outs to help good causes. Dogs. Some good headlines. Border Wall burglary. The VA sucks. Post-credit hijinks and hilarity.

Yes, there's an episode, it's just the title not an actual error message. Headlines (duh), we award a big gold star to a listener, we get off track (duh), the history of MREs, imprecise language, Karma bites Jeff on the bum and he gets the flops, better r

Why do we have to keep talking about this subject? Quit cherry-picking your religious texts to justify your shitty behavior. We want to talk about lighthearted things, but we get sucked into continuing the discussion. Politicians are dirtbags, the lot of

Join us, dear listener, and "Let's Roll!" right into another rambling discourse on mildly consequential topics. Chris suffers from severe cranial-rectal inversion. There are many laughters. We realize a 60-year old! novel about the aftermath of a large sc

We were mentally exhausted from our Big Deal ("You Are In Our Hearts") -- not something terribly surprising if 1) you know us; and 2) you listened to it (you should). Also, we think the hard work @soledadobrien is doing on Twitter to improve the quality o

In this, our first Big Deal, we wrestle with the shootings in Gilroy, El Paso, and Dayton. We contemplate hate, love, the loss of nuance, and the absence of careful, thoughtful consideration. We ramble a bit, but it’s all in an effort to understand. We co

A couple bad headlines, teleprompter shenanigans, and a threat to head to the woods.

We discuss some bad headlines and get genuinely shook to our core by the resurgence in Cold War shenanigans.