Turning Shep's toxic fighting style into a drinking game is so on brand for Southern Charm.

Rinna delivered one of the funniest performances of her acting career in that episode.

Kendrick and I stand firm in our stance that it's time for Andy to pass the baton over to someone who is fresh and ready for these reunions because that man looked TIRED for part 2.

Lori and her brother Alex should have been held on suspicion and ultimately charged in the death of Charles Vallow right from the jump!

This might be considered a controversial statement, but Austen is having a redemption season.

Either Erika's lawyers didn't explain things properly or she just didn't want to hear it.

We still don't know why Sanya is mad at Drew.

Taylor is so blessed by God that she gets to love Shep while he works on himself. Isn't that awesome?

Apparently compassion is a trigger word for Erika Girardi.

We were rooting for Sheree, but she lost us when she tried to charge $140 for a graphic tee with her tacky logo on it.

Craig's horrible toxicity has arrived and it's in the form of spinning Naomie into the "crazy ex girlfriend".

Kyle had the whole thing planned out.

The ladies are back from Jamaica and Drew is fresh out of Achilles surgery.

So it turns out Shep is the #1 Toxic Guy in the group!

No new episode of BH to recap, but there was still plenty to talk about in the Bravo social media world.

The most on brand housewives resolution is Kandi forgiving Marlo for a piece of Jamaican KFC chicken.

This episode was like old times. Craig says Shep and Whitney are mean to him, and Shep and Whitney prove his point by yelling "you're not a victim CRAIG" over and over again.

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to preemptively use grief as an excuse for all your past, present, and future bad behavior, but Rinna is managing to do that.

<p>Kenya was trying to trigger me y'all! She was trying! But I didn't let her! I was strong. I saw right through her tricks and I said NOT TODAY MA'AM!! &nbsp;</p><p>Kendrick and I are convinced that Kenya is just causing some trouble for the cameras. She does that, and it's honestly a little tired. I'll tell you what's not tired! KANDI AND MARLO BEEFING HAHAHAHA! That is just too funny and I don't want it to end yet! &nbsp;</p><p>This Jamaica trip is absolutely fantastic :) &nbsp;</p><p>As always, Kendrick cracked me up from start to finish! Host of the podcast Reality &amp; Comics Too! Listen and follow if you are not already!</p><p><br></p><p>CHECK OUT KENDRICK'S PODCAST - Reality &amp; Comics Too</p><p>Listen on Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-comics-too/id1525311067</p><p>Follow him on IG - @realitycomicstoo</p><p><br></p><p>Support me for FREE by giving me a 5-star rating and review! Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode!</p><p>Join the She Speaks Bravo Facebook Group! Let’s Speak Bravo - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/</a></p><p>Subscribe to my YouTube Channel - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A</a></p><p>GET 15% OFF MY FAVORITE HAIRCARE: Use code EMILY15 for 15% OFF Omorfie! I’m telling you, it has changed my hair life! - <a href="https://omorfie.com/">https://omorfie.com/</a></p><p>Follow me on IG, TikTok, &amp; Facebook - @shespeaksbravo</p>

<p>I do not understand why the dog wedding got so much hate! This episode was fantastic! We got so many storylines playing out in one location while adorable and hilarious dog content played in the background!&nbsp;</p><p>At least it wasn't another murder mystery, am I right?</p><p><br></p><p>Support me for FREE by giving me a 5-star rating and review! Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode!</p><p>Join the She Speaks Bravo Facebook Group! Let’s Speak Bravo - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/</a></p><p>Subscribe to my YouTube Channel - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A</a></p><p>GET 15% OFF MY FAVORITE HAIRCARE: Use code EMILY15 for 15% OFF Omorfie! I’m telling you, it has changed my hair life! - <a href="https://omorfie.com/">https://omorfie.com/</a></p><p>Follow me on IG, TikTok, &amp; Facebook - @shespeaksbravo</p>

<p>So Kyle is just going to continue to pull her usual tricks isn't she? She tattles on Garcelle for daring to speak of Erika's drinking, so Erika spins the narrative that Garcelle is "coming for her". She is also maintaining her brand of heavily rehearsed confessional monologues and speaking in the third person. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>Dorit's charity event is a great opportunity for Kyle to stir the petty pot, and Rinna takes the bait. Sutton eats her ALL THE WAY UP and Melissa Etheridge reminds all of them that they are peasants fighting over bullsh*t. &nbsp;</p><p>Pia is joining me from her Tulum vacation so the audio and wifi connection are the best we could do! She is a queen for even making it happen for us! :)</p><p><br></p><p>Support me for FREE by giving me a 5-star rating and review! Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode!</p><p>Join the She Speaks Bravo Facebook Group! Let’s Speak Bravo - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/</a></p><p>Subscribe to my YouTube Channel - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A</a></p><p>GET 15% OFF MY FAVORITE HAIRCARE: Use code EMILY15 for 15% OFF Omorfie! I’m telling you, it has changed my hair life! - <a href="https://omorfie.com/">https://omorfie.com/</a></p><p>Follow me on IG, TikTok, &amp; Facebook - @shespeaksbravo</p><p>Follow Pia on IG &amp; TikTok - @piagetv</p><p>Support Pia's Friend, Eric Delgado - https://www.supportourstory.com/gringolatino</p>

<p>Hey guys! I need a few days off this week to deal with some personal things. I should be able to get the BH and Southern Charm recaps out by Monday.</p><p><br></p><p>xx, Em</p><p><br></p><p>** Thank you for recording this announcement for me, Pia! Coming through when I needed it!! :)</p>

<p>There is no denying that the words coming out of Marlo's mouth are all wrong. Her reads are so off the mark sometimes it's embarrassing. BUT! She has got Kandi more activated than we have seen in seasons, so you can't deny that she is serving a much needed purpose on this cast. &nbsp;</p><p>That dinner scene was one of the funniest moments in housewives. It is going down in the history books as having multiple classic one liners.&nbsp;</p><p>"You ain't even got a husband"&nbsp;</p><p>"Bitch I'm worldwide!"&nbsp;</p><p>"You can put my songs on the f*cking karaoke b*tch!"&nbsp;</p><p>Todd "Anyone else thirsty?" Marlo "Anyone else broke?"&nbsp;</p><p>COME ON NOW!!! &nbsp;</p><p>Kendrick makes recapping Atlanta the best time ever! Thank you as always boo!</p><p>CHECK OUT KENDRICK'S PODCAST - Reality &amp; Comics Too</p><p>Listen on Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-comics-too/id1525311067</p><p>Follow him on IG - @realitycomicstoo</p><p><br></p><p>Support me for FREE by giving me a 5-star rating and review! Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode!</p><p>Join the She Speaks Bravo Facebook Group! Let’s Speak Bravo - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/</a></p><p>Subscribe to my YouTube Channel - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A</a></p><p>GET 15% OFF MY FAVORITE HAIRCARE: Use code EMILY15 for 15% OFF Omorfie! I’m telling you, it has changed my hair life! - <a href="https://omorfie.com/">https://omorfie.com/</a></p><p>Follow me on IG, TikTok, &amp; Facebook - @shespeaksbravo</p>

<p>I just realized that this episode had a lot of scenes surrounding beverages. Naomi and Craig meet for coffee, except they really want chai, but there was no chai. Venita and Olivia meet at a juice bar where they get various healthy drinks that practically become B characters. Craig and Paige have an entire conversation about his authentic beverage preferences which leads him to say that Paige loves him for who he really is hahahaha!</p><p>By the way, Craig is so excited to cause some drama between Naomi and Paige. Mark my words he will package this later as Naomi trying to get back together. And maybe she was a lil' bit. Regardless, I can see the mess brewing already.........</p><p>Here is the link to Sam's article on The Dipp about Craig getting kicked out of Kyle and Amanda's wedding: https://thedipp.com/summer-house/craig-conover-was-kicked-out-of-amanda-kyles-wedding-sources-claim</p><p><br></p><p>Support me for FREE by giving me a 5-star rating and review! Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode!</p><p>Join the She Speaks Bravo Facebook Group! Let’s Speak Bravo - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/</a></p><p>Subscribe to my YouTube Channel - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A</a></p><p>GET 15% OFF MY FAVORITE HAIRCARE: Use code EMILY15 for 15% OFF Omorfie! I’m telling you, it has changed my hair life! - <a href="https://omorfie.com/">https://omorfie.com/</a></p><p>Follow me on IG, TikTok, &amp; Facebook - @shespeaksbravo</p>

<p>Well they did it. They managed to sink lower than I ever imagined. First Erika brings up Crystal's eating disorder as a talking point, which was wrong all on its own. But Dorit topped that by sharing an extremely personal detail to which Rinna connected with using her DAUGHTER, and then all 3 decided they were qualified to judge Crystal's recovery journey. Literally GO F*CK YOURSELVES. This is next level. &nbsp;</p><p>After the recap, Pia and I strategize casting ideas for next season. If you have any of your own, DM Pia on IG @piagetv! We will share any of the ones we like on next week's episode!</p><p><br></p><p>Support me for FREE by giving me a 5-star rating and review! Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode!</p><p>Join the She Speaks Bravo Facebook Group! Let’s Speak Bravo - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/">https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087620348500228/</a></p><p>Subscribe to my YouTube Channel - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxspMsBruMQjN265ZGNoV1A</a></p><p>GET 15% OFF MY FAVORITE HAIRCARE: Use code EMILY15 for 15% OFF Omorfie! I’m telling you, it has changed my hair life! - <a href="https://omorfie.com/">https://omorfie.com/</a></p><p>Follow me on IG, TikTok, &amp; Facebook - @shespeaksbravo</p><p>Follow Pia on IG &amp; TikTok - @piagetv</p>