<p>Before we even get into the episode description we want to throw a big TRIGGER WARNING on the episode for the topics that we talk about. But this week, Kelli and Troy go down the timeline of all of Shia's terrible behavior. From Shia's arrests to his alleged on set tirades, there's a lot to cover. Get a drink, you'll need one for this episode.</p>

<p>Troy and Kelli are back for season 3 of Beyond the Blinds! This week we start off by having a long pop culture chat. So much has happened these last two weeks from another Bennifer wedding to Pete and Kim, Demi Lovato, Jennette McCurdy, and so much more. The first half of the episode Troy and Kelli navigate those pop culture topics with their own opinions rather than blind items. If you're just here for the blind items skip to minute 39 where Troy takes the lead on talking about one of Hollywood's most underrated stars, Winona Ryder.</p>

<p>This week we decided to release the Dan Schnieder episode. We stand by Jenette McCurdy and hope that we can bring light to what Dan has allegedly done behind the scenes of Nickelodeon.&nbsp;Please note that this was recorded in October 2021 so it's not completely up to date but it's very close to it.&nbsp;</p>

<p>Well, that time has come to talk about Wilmer Valderrama finally. Kelli and Troy have mentioned him nearly every episode so it was time to dedicate an episode to the man. The public eye knows him as Fez or the longtime ex-love of Demi but his blind item life is a much different person. So let's get into it, shall we?</p>

<p>This week Troy and Kelli decide to tackle one of Hollywood's biggest cults. Well, not every member, but two of their most prominent members. That's right they're serving up a big plate of Tom Cruise and John Travolta blind items surrounding the "church" of Scientology. Troy takes the lead this week as they explore Tom's interesting hide-and-seek game, the alleged blackmail against John, and talk Kirstie Alley. Don't worry, Tom will eventually get his own episode but we hope this holds you over until then!</p>

<p>This week Kelli and Troy go through blind items about one of our least favorite divas, Rachel Berry, erm we mean Lea Michele. From her relationships with Cory Monteith and other Glee cast members to her much anticipated Funny Girl debut. We promise this episode will leave you feeling gleeful, maybe. Oh, do we talk about the rumors about her being illiterate? No, because we don't believe them. And that's what you missed on....</p>

<p>This week we've decided to release one of our Patreon exclusive episodes and make it public for your listening pleasure! Kelli is in the driver's seat with another juicy Taylor Swift episode! This time she’s tackling Tay’s relationship with Dianna Agron, or as Tumblr community likes to refer to it, “Swiftgron”.</p>

<p>Before the full description we want to put a big ol TRIGGER WARNING over the entire episode! This week Troy takes Kelli to the west coast and teaches her all about the Richards/Hilton sisters. This episode does sprinkle in a few of the other RHOBH members but the main focus is on the three sisters. From Kyle's alleged deal with Andy to Kim's addiction and Kathy's acting, this episode is a rotted ride from start to finish.</p>

<p>What in the world is going on with Ezra Miller? Kelli and Troy are here to tell you! We're sure you've heard about Ezra's antics in Hawaii but do you know the whole story? There's so much more than the multiple arrests that were reported over the last few months. From their comments about the #MeToo movement to their interesting life on a Vermont farm, this episode is wild from start to finish.</p>

<p>Are you ready to dive into the blinds of our favorite one named singer who got their start from a 1D fan Tumblr? This week Kelli and Troy navigate Halsey's blind items and inform those who may not know how Tumblr helped the singer. From their very tumultuous relationship with G-Eazy to an alleged feud with The Chainsmokers, we have it covered. The biggest question of the episode though? Do you think Troy will end up being a Halsey stan by the end?</p>

<p>The time has come for Kelli's Super Bowl episode. This week Kelli and Troy start their journey by covering current pop culture topics. Britney's wedding, Lady Gaga being cast as Harley Quinn, &nbsp;Kim ruining Marilyn's dress, and so much more! At the 21-minute mark. Kelli takes over and fan girls over her all-time favorite show One Tree Hill. Although only two cast members had blind items, there was no shortage of drama and rotted behavior on the set.</p>

<p>It's gorilla central out there! This week Troy and Kelli take a trip to the Jersey Shore to talk about your favorite guidos and guidettes. The cast ruled the early 2010s and they have the blinds to prove it. So put on your t-shirt, call the cabs, and get ready because this episode will leave you wishing you were fist pumping at Karma.</p>

<p>To celebrate pride we wanted to give everyone who doesn't subscribe to our Patreon a glimpse at the absolute chaos you're missing!&nbsp;</p><p>This episode requires a delicious snack and something truly quenching to wash it down. You guys wanted a stoned Patreon exclusive and this week you're getting it! Troy and Kelli may or may not have allegedly eaten a couple of edibles before this recording, and this is the result. After a very fun AMA they break down all their 2022 Met Gal thoughts.</p>

<p>This ones for you little monsters! Today Troy and Kelli are peeling back every bedazzled layer of Lady Gaga's very interesting blind items. Troy leads this episode as he and Kelli dive into the many eras of Gaga’s life, from her iconic feuds to her interesting award season behavior. Paws up monsters, let’s go!</p>

<p>This week Kelli and Troy wanted to hit you right in your childhood with our lady of the hour Hilary Duff. Will her blind items shock you? Maybe. Will you agree with our Hilary opinions? Maybe. Will you hear about Kelli and Troy's high school experience? For sure. So let's talk about her relationships, career, and family dynamics! Sing it with us...Let's go back, back to the beginning.</p>

<p>Well, we have been teasing this episode for long enough, so here it is! This week Kelli and Troy dissect the blind item life of Bradley Cooper. The cast of characters that are in his blinds are random but make sense for this podcast. From his acting in movies to his acting on the red carpet, they break it all down so you don't have to!</p>

<p>The grim reapers of your childhood are back this week! Troy and Kelli dive into the tortured soul we know as Joe Jonas. From his alleged partying, relationships and friendship with Wilmer Valderrama, there's a lot to unpack. The two also spend the later half of the episode discussing whether or not the Jonas Brothers are actually a boy band or not. So sit back, grab some cake even if you aren't by the ocean, and enjoy!</p>

<p>We've decided to switch things up a bit today! There's so much insanity going on in the news from the Johnny Depp and Amber heard trial to Aaron Carter shaving his head bald and hair spraying it on Instagram live... Let's spend the next hour and 29 minutes combing through some of this week's biggest headlines.</p>

<p>We are giving the public a Patreon episode this week! It's finally time to talk about your favorite good girl gone bad, Rihanna! We spend over two hours diving into her alleged partying, relationships, and of course the Jay and Bey of it all! So light up a blunt (or don't) and cheers with us we huddle under our umbrella and chat.</p>

<p>This week Kelli and Troy wanted to take a step back from the purely rotted people of Hollywood and talk about someone who is just a bit moldy so to speak. Channing Tatum, the dancing, stripping Hollywood hunk is their focus for the week and boy does his blind item life go against his public persona. They end the week with an AMA, Troy of course talks about Britney's pregnancy and the hosts get to know one another a little bit better!</p>

<p>The Dunkin Donuts loving Boston boy's time has come. This week Kelli and Troy take you on the rollercoaster that is Ben Affleck's blind item life. You may think you know because many of his trysts have been public but you have no idea. This is the Blind Item Life of Ben Affleck.</p>

<p>This week Kelli and Troy are serving up a heaping helping of blind items! They of course break down their feelings about The Oscars before diving into two very requested celebrities. Yes, &nbsp;From Lana's Harvey connection to Anna's alleged bad in-store behavior, it's all covered! Time stamps below!<br><br>00:00 - 20:45 - The Oscars<br>20:46 - 45:09 - Lana Del Rey<br>45:10 - End - Anna Kendrick</p>

<p>This week Kelli and Troy tackle one of the biggest divas of our time Christina Aguilera. These blinds get messy quick! From her alleged partying, her bad on-set behavior, and her multiple celebrity feuds, there is nothing that's off-topic. So come on over baby, let's chat!</p><p>We also take a sharp right and talk about a DM we received about "Becky With The Good Hair".</p>

<p>Happy first episode of season 2! We are starting off with one of the most important reality shows of our time Vanderpump Rules. Kelli and Troy read through blind items for each cast member and give their takes on their favs and least favs. &nbsp;So light up a cigarette and meet us in the SUR alley!</p><p>*Lisa blinds will be featured in our RHOBH episode!</p>

<p>TW: sexual assault of minors</p><p>For our final public episode of season 1, we have decided to bring this episode out from behind a paywall because it needs to be talked about. Troy leads this week's extremely rotted episode. Originally it was going to be a look into a young Leo’s agent but we couldn’t stop there. The rabbit hole led us to employees of Nickelodeon and Disney, being shuffled around due to their horrific past. This episode is one of our worst but we had to shine a spotlight on it.</p>