Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:
- The brilliant, and definitely not boring, women’s Ashes Test
- Bruce Oxenford’s small talk
- Justin Langer’s updated LinkedIn profile
- Participation medals for everybody!
- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award
Sponsored by www.liebcricket.com/store/
24 min
77
Ashes Transitions
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:
- The Ashes transition from men to women
- Heavy balls, Hobart gravity and Adelaide rain
- The Great Cricket Technology War
- Batman cameos
- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award
Sponsored by www.whohasthewomensashes.com
31 min
78
Draw Me Like One Of Your French Ashes Tests
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:
- A recap of one session of a Test
- Pat Cummins’ perfectly timed declaration
- Making DRS T signs while injured
- Cat’s Gambling Corner
- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award
Sponsored by www.patreon.com/liebcricket and Crictos
21 min
79
Live In An Elevator
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:
- Steve Smith’s elevator antics
- The rise of Marcus Harris
- The Vaughan, Warne and Gilly Comedy Trio
- Are You Smarter Than A Fifth-Grade Cricketer?
- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award
Sponsored by www.whohastheashes.com
26 min
80
Okay, We Expected This Podcast
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:
- Jos Buttler’s clumsy hands and feet
- Joe Root’s abdominal injury to his testicles
- Divine disapproval
- A new segment: Pat Chat
- And another jam-packed Muller Award
Sponsored by the 2021/22 Ashes Screenplay - patreon.com/liebcricket
23 min
81
First Test Problems
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:
- The possible birth of a new segment - Pat Chat
- Adding theme parks to the Gabba
- A lack of no ball technology robbing Australia of an innings victory
- Cat’s Gambling Corner
- And a jam-packed Muller Award
Sponsored by the 2021/22 Ashes Screenplay - patreon.com/liebcricket
26 min
82
And All That Ajaz
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:
- Ajaz Patel’s 10-fer
- Giant Ashes heads, hands and urns
- The Mark Waugh ‘Haven’t Seen Much of Him’ Quiz
- Plus the Muller Award
19 min
83
Pat C in a new leadership role (7)
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:
- Pat Cummins’ perfection
- The Ashes 2021/22 movie screenplay - see https://patreon.com/liebcricket for more info
- The WBBL finals and where Amanda-Jade Wellington can improve
- And the Muller Award featuring The Beatles, middle-aged golfers, helmet-kicking and Ravi Ashwin’s new bowling angle
17 min
84
Tim Paine’s Bulging Dick 2: Judgement Day
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:
- The final rounds of the WBBL
- Players of the match in losing sides
- Amphibious bowlers!
- Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer?
- The Muller Award
- Oh, and we also talk about whatsisname with the phone.
26 min
85
Australia are the T20 World Cup champions?
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They answer the following questions:
- Who is Australia’s Jimmy Neesham?
- Which Australian cricketer would make the best Western sheriff?
- Who is our non-fungible cricketer of choice?
- Plus Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer, The Muller Award and much, much more!
27 min
86
8 times 12 = 76 New World Cup Formats
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They discuss:
- Mark Waugh maths
- Balls of mercury
- Chris Gayle’s testimonial match
- Glenn Maxwell’s perfect pair of innings
And much more!
18 min
87
How India Can Win The T20 World Cup
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They discuss:
- The latest matches in the T20 World Cup.
- Gym advice from Russian chess grandmasters
- Our weekly Muller Award
- PLUS: The return of The Hundred?
22 min
88
Mark Wood Limericks
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They discuss:
- Which Australians are bushrangers?
- Who is susceptible to persuasive barbers?
- Games in microcosm
- Mark Wood limericks
- Pakistan’s galaxy brain
- PLUS: Can you spot when our new puppy learnt how to climb the stairs and distract us? (Hint: it might be when we forgot to actually declare our Muller Award winner. Let’s call it a five-way tie.)
24 min
89
Kohli McKohlface
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They discuss:
- Making first contact with Justin Langer
- Ashes chair babies!
- Plus, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer - a Hayden v Langer Nonsense-Off!
This episode sponsored by liebcricket.com/store/
22 min
90
Unusual Cricket Nicknames
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They discuss:
- Salad spinners v wrist spinners
- Cricket Australia’s intellectual property theft
- Scott Muller 2 Factor Authentication
- Plus, the most obscure Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference you’ll hear in any cricket podcast this week. Guaranteed.
26 min
91
Baggy Green Ponytails
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They discuss:
- India’s dominance over Australia in the women’s Test
- Tim Paine’s plan to win the Ashes in the absence of England
- Justin Langer has something new to get angry about!
- And finally, the Muller award, featuring Ravi Ashwin, Mitchell Starc and Steve Smith
Sponsored by Dan’s new book - pre-order today (https://www.liebcricket.com/50greatmoments/)
27 min
92
Meg Lanning vs Glenn Maxwell
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They discuss:
- The thrilling Australia v India ODI series
- Raising money for Hamstring Awareness
- Sponsored by ‘All The Fixins - A Cricket Match-Fixing Card Game’ (liebcricket.com/store)
- Cat’s Gambling Corner, in which we cover the IPL via the medium of Cat’s increasingly doomed bets
- And finally, the Muller award, featuring Sophie Molineux (#somothrowblowfauxmo), Matthew Hayden’s poor advice, a couple of Marshes and a tunnel boring machine
21 min
93
Tim Paine's ICC-Mandated Bulging Dick
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They discuss:
- Tim Paine’s bulging dick
- Preview of the upcoming Australia v India women’s series, including bonus warm-up matches!
- Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer? Can YOU name everybody who has retired this week?
- Somebody’s given us a review! Write us your five star review in the form of ‘Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw is the most (blank) cricket podcast of them all. Cat and Dan’s devotion to (blank) is what keeps me coming back each week.’ and we might read it out on air.
- And finally, a very busy Muller award, featuring Matthew Hayden (see https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/pakistans-poor-batters-are-going-to-have-to-listen-to-matthew-hayden-speak/2021/09/14/), more dogs on cricket fields, and Joe Root’s grandfather.
21 min
94
Hard Determinism vs Metaphysical Libertarianism
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They discuss:
- Terrible puns about Ravi Shastri’s next book
- New segment! Cat’s Betting Corner - complete with IPL updates
- Bubble fatigue
- Plus, a review competition - Write us a five star review in the form of ‘Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw is the most (blank) cricket podcast of them all. Cat and Dan’s devotion to (blank) is what keeps me coming back each week.’
- If you don’t want to write a review, you can instead support us via our Patreon for a completely different podcast we do, https://www.patreon.com/HitchPod
- And finally, a world class Muller award
22 min
95
Steyn Removal
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They discuss:
- Dale Steyn’s retirement
- India defeating England in the Fourth Test
- Virat Kohli’s numerology
- Dan’s next book - 50 Great Moments in Australian Cricket (pre-order now via www.liebcricket.com)
- A new game of Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer? It’s South African Cricketer - Retired or Not?
- Plus another Muller Award
28 min
96
Obliviously Shadow Podcasting
Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.
They discuss:
- England’s magnificent victory over India in the third Test
- Ted Dexter’s hymnwork
- Dan’s new book - Who’s Who In Australian Cricket: (Imaginary Players Edition, A-E), FREE for a limited time (https://amazon.com/author/danliebke)
- The top-ranked English Ollies
- A Short Ball segment on Rishabh Pant’s glorious shadow-batting (https://twitter.com/Cricketbatcat/status/1431572473212850178)
- Plus another Muller Award
25 min
97
JL Time
Cat and Dan are back with a new episode in Season 3 of Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw - a simpler, more exciting format of the podcast designed to appeal to mums and kids.
They discuss:
- India’s magnificent victory over England in the second Test
- Ideas for new Lord’s Honour’s Boards
- What to do if you’re a character on the television show Lost (hint: buy Dan’s books (50greatestmatches.com and 50greatestcricketers.com))
- A new segment: JL Time, focusing on Justin Langer
- Plus another Muller Award
20 min
98
This Podcast Is Not Permitted On The Cricket Au...
Cat and Dan are back with Season 3 of Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw - a simpler, more exciting format of the podcast designed to appeal to mums and kids.
They discuss:
- The brilliant Justin Langer impressions of @takethetwoo on Twitter (https://twitter.com/takethetwoo/status/1425415117072523265)
- Australia’s tour of Bangladesh - if an Australian team is bowled out for 62 and Foxtel doesn’t show it, did it really happen?
- The national roll-out of reprints of Dan’s books (50greatestmatches.com and 50greatestcricketers.com)
- The Hundred - wait… is that it?
- Plus the return of The Muller Award