Matt Bevin is handing out lots of pardons on his way out. Harvey Weinstein caught walking without his walker. Warren falls in the polls, and it looks like it's Bernie's time to shine. Taking a dive into Trump's tweets. Maxine Waters admits she doesn't care about the facts. The NCAA is basically a commie organization. Get excited: Greta Thunberg is getting a movie! Will Jeffy ever get Disney+? Netflix set to carry a "Christmas" special featuring a gay Jesus.

Democrat congressman to switch sides and become a Republican. Trey Gowdy reacts to Jim Comey. Speaker Pelosi accidentally tells the truth. Senator Lindsey Graham wants impeachment over with quickly. President Trump makes an announcement at the Army-Navy game. Congressional candidate Cenk Uygur's comments on women and Israel get him into some trouble. President Trump mad at Fox News? Jay Leno under fire for a joke. Greta Thunberg's train story.

PatHeads have spoken on "Die Hard"! Joy Behar: Black killers in Jersey City were white nationalists?! Brexit approved by British voters AGAIN! Democrats on parade in D.C. Rep. Jim Jordan drops truth bombs. Top Christmas movies of all time. Impossible Burger equal to dog food? Mike Tyson and pigeons.

Why no coverage on the Jersey City shooting? Sen. Cruz and Rep. Gohmert drop truth bombs in D.C. USMCA a good or bad thing? Britain and Israel voting yet again! Unarmed military personnel on military bases: Why? Space Force is official. Analyzing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." "Star Wars" actress talks politics. Ironically, Antifa wants to end domestic terror. Rabbi Daniel Lapin discusses the rise of anti-Semitism and what Trump means to Israel.

Why even join the medical profession today? Dems full steam ahead on impeachment. "Free" health care for all. Merriam-Webster's "Word of the Year." Trump to relax EPA regulations? Pigeons with cowboy hats! Make America flush again 2020! Greta Thunberg and Megan Rapinoe win Person of the Year awards. Kirk Douglas is 103 years old. Pat's remake of "Baby, It's Cold Outside."

Pat's awkward grocery store visit. "Protester" interrupts impeachment hearing. CNN's ratings tumble. Chris Cuomo's very sensitive moment. America's drunkest cities. Wisconsin needs an intervention. Careful letting your Tesla take the wheel. Time to drop a popular Christmas movie? The time Joe Biden praised Confederate flag supporters. Gender-neutral "Father" Christmas?! When do we get a rainbow-colored Santa suit? The world has a new youngest leader.

Saudi national murders U.S. sailors. Lowest unemployment in 50 years. Trump supporters need not apply. CBS admits Trump's border wall is getting built. More impeachment hearings incoming. Rep. Al Green calls for impeachment for an insane reason. More On Trivia nails it! Pollution map shows how clean America's air is. Christmas carols with Bernie's friends. Elizabeth Warren doesn't understand how economies work.

Speaker Pelosi leans on the Founding Fathers? Rep. Jim Jordan's brilliant summary of the impeachment hearings. Joe Biden confronted by Iowa voter. Looking for Mr. Clinton Killdepstein.

The impeachment circus returns! Where did these "expert professors" come from? 2020 candidates attempting to relate to you. Donald Trump vs. NATO leaders. Where all your tax dollars go. Chris Pratt's water bottle "issue." Children no longer off-limits in politics? Rep. Al Green vs. his own party. Time for the Edmonton Eskimos to change their name! Trans people are mad in Olympia, Washington. Michael Jackson, the musical.

Kamala Harris bows out. Hillary Clinton's race against time. Elizabeth Warren and support for genocide. Socialism sells to young Americans. Neil Young's new release. Facebook regulations coming? How your government is wasting money. Unboxing time! Pat sings his favorite "Christmas song." "Perineum sunning." New Star Wars rides at Disney. Wishing ill on "Baby Yoda." Angela Merkel's scary speech.

Purple hearts in the "war on climate." Atlanta banning plastics. Pete Buttigieg finds a black pastor who likes him. A very Mao Christmas no more? Elizabeth Warren and the end of the Electoral College. Michael Bloomberg's plan for the poor. Get your child's picture taken with ... Satan? Mexican drug cartels to be labeled "terrorists." Turning $100 into $1 million.

Pilgrims are now evil. President Trump in Afghanistan. Lame Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Michael Bloomberg's incredible hypocrisy. Climate change rebranding time: "Global Meltdown," "Climate Collapse," and "Scorched Earth." Greta Thunberg: hypocrite. President Trump and Congress take on China. Profiting through climate change fearmongering. Trump better than Lincoln? Calling out Chick-fil-A.

Thanksgiving Day football tomorrow! Elizabeth Warren's campaign is tanking. Impeachment hearings continue next week. First lady Melania Trump booed at charity event. Painting cows to look like zebras. No balloons for tomorrow's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? MSNBC's crazy audio problems.

Michael Bloomberg facing reality. "Protest the Daytona 500." CBS: Thanksgiving should be a celebration of socialism. Keith learns new words. Atheists are mad at Kanye West. Student shares her strange college experiences. Stacey Abrams wrote some romance novels. Macy's Thanksgiving parade without the balloons? Latest UN climate report.

More impeachment hearings coming? Rep. Adam Schiff's impeachment stance 20 years ago. Elizabeth Warren's "158% tax rate." Another Democrat debate is around the corner! Rudy Giuliani vs. Ed Henry on Fox News over Ukraine. Colin Kaepernick's phone isn't ringing any time soon. Harvard-Yale climate protest and Ann Coulter harassed at Berkeley. Opposing President Trump makes you "demonic"?

Adam Schiff or Harry Reid: Pick your poison. Deval Patrick's not-so-crowded event. Pat's bad customer service experience. Joe Biden keeps "punching" at it. Democrats still desperate for a candidate. Biden's awkward press conference. Transgender victory at an Illinois high school. Michelle Obama is up for a Grammy. Epic takedown in impeachment hearings. Chris Cuomo makes a fool of himself.

"Fun" day at the impeachment hearings. Witness against President Trump made "a presumption." Rudy Giuliani lays out amazing new information about Ukraine. Joe Biden's premature email. The nauseating debate "highlights." AOC and "weaponizing identity." Farewell, Wayne Messam, we hardly knew ya.

Pete Buttigieg surging in both Iowa and New Hampshire. Where's Kamala Harris been? "Charlie's Angels" reboot fail. Chairman Adam Schiff is intolerable. International Men's Day. A 10-year-old's interesting Christmas list. Jeffrey Epstein guards indicted. Rev. Al Sharpton's handsome salary. Andrew Yang's "Department of Attention Economy."

Chick-fil-A pulls some of its donations, but is there really a scandal here? The Young Turks founder wants Katie Hill's seat in Congress. Eric Swalwell has an unfortunate moment on TV. South Dakota launches a controversial anti-meth campaign. Colin Kaepernick definitely planned his diva moment. A hunter in New Zealand faces death threats for hunting. The Trump administration reverses wrong-headed Israel policy. University newspaper will censor articles that might offend people.

President Trump is throwing his lead in the impeachment situation. The State Department isn’t happy with how Trump is doing his job. Colin Kaepernick cancels his workout day. Obama warns the Left the average American isn’t ready for the revolution yet. Stacey Abrams is fighting hard to destroy the Electoral College. Mayor Pete just surged in Idaho. Does Jeffy think Epstein killed himself? Weekend box office! Is it too early for Christmas movies? Glenn joins the show from a very special remote location. Agonizing gender education in Texas.

Jeffy is officially in his new house! California school shooting. The world's first cyborg? Enjoying Disney Plus yet? Keeping Netflix? Wolf Blitzer dismantled by Kellyanne Conway. Paper-clip hair accessory. Rep. Paul Gosar's fun tweets. The staff's "Mount Rushmore of Movies."

America's meddling: It all goes back to Woodrow Wilson and George Soros. Rep. Nunes and Rep. Jordan take center stage. Rep. Schiff lies at the impeachment hearing. Republicans on the offensive. Glenn criticized by people who don't bother to watch him. Singer vs. Salvation Army and a football halftime show. Colin Kaepernick getting another NFL tryout? "Some men have periods too." Here comes Hillary Clinton 2020?

The circus that is the Trump impeachment hearings begins today. Marco Rubio's "Common Good Conservatism." Matt Bevin hasn't conceded in Kentucky yet. Ann Coulter turning on Trump. SCOTUS allows gunmakers to be sued. Greta Thunberg leaves America today. New Greta mural in San Francisco. Trying out Disney Plus. Time to buy Netflix stock? ISIS bride wants to come back. Gender-neutral insanity continues.

Cell phones and your glasses. Joe Biden's problem with Elizabeth Warren's health care plans. Bernie Sanders and his Second Amendment stance. What's Beto doing these days? Michael Jackson's socks up for auction. Democrats have big plans for Virginia! Which musician would you clone? Kanye West aka Genius Christian Billionaire. End tackle football? Pagan god positioned in front of the Roman Colosseum. Antifa desecrates a church.

Great football weekend! President Trump's good day in Alabama. AOC hanging with Bernie Sanders in Iowa. Michael Bloomberg loves China. Andrew Yang karaoke!!! Breaking up the Squad over the 2020 campaign. ABC's supposed "whistleblower" speaks out. Donald Trump is changing the face of the federal judiciary. Tulsi Gabbard's stances on abortion and borders sound like a Democrat from the 1990s. The Washington Post takes apart Elizabeth Warren's "Medicare for All" plan. We added up the cost of streaming services. The new version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside."