Transcript of 'the call' and Dems' hysterical reactions. Tulsi Gabbard is an oasis in the desert of Democratic hysteria. Hillary Clinton's new 'listening tour.' Elizabeth Warren wants a zero emission society. Why Democrat plans for spending is bad for you. Sarah Silverman compares Greta Thunberg to Jesus. Brainwashed children spew their climate action nonsense. Stu stops by to discuss Thursday night's Eagles-Packers game, impeachment talk and Whistleblower report.

Impeachment talk heats up. Ukraine phone call transcript forthcoming. How the word 'democracy' became a part of the American vernacular. Pat's new song for climate activist Greta Thunberg. Leaning on the founders when it's convenient. Banning certain knives in Great Britain. Rep. Rashida Tlaib embarrasses herself in a hearing. New product from the Flex Seal family of products. There is no forgiveness in the world of Twitter.

New decade, new fearmongering! New wall built along the border or not so much? Joe Biden refuses to make his case. Dems sexist for not supporting Elizabeth Warren? Climate alarmists shut down traffic in DC. Greta Thunberg is upset with the world. Al Gore sings in honor of Climate Action Week. Making meat illegal? Cory Booker comments on 'the phone call.' Former Massachusetts Gov. Bill Weld wants the president executed?

Climate Change hypocrites. Trouble for President Trump? Elizabeth Warren passes Joe Biden in Iowa. Joe Biden's memory issues. Using science to deny science? Charging you for cow 'emissions'. Student suffering 'visceral anxiety' over the climate hoax. Biden wants males in female prisons. An American joins ISIS but wants to come home now. Obituary for Bill de Blasio's campaign. Google is conquering quantum computing.

More blackface images of Justin Trudeau released. Storm Area 51 is today! Elizabeth Warren keeps rising. Beto continues to fall. Marianne Williamson's problem with nuclear energy. Bill de Blasio drops out of the 2020 presidential race. Spying on the president? Rain problems in Houston. Betsy DeVos bashed for visiting a Catholic school? Injured hiker carries his broken leg for miles.

Justin Trudeau apologizes for his costume party faux pas. Kamala Harris poll numbers tanking. Chelsea Handler doesn't like white people. Gun confiscation has already happened in America's past. NBC wants you to call in to confess your "climate sins." Taking a look at incorrect climate predictions through the ages. Who's worse, Brett Kavanaugh or a murderer? Skipping school for Planet Earth. Taylor Swift is all-out political now.

Corey Lewandowski impeachment hearing circus. Streaming wars are heating up! Remake of "The Princess Bride" coming? Is China part of a disinformation campaign about 5G? The BBC wants to tell your kids how many genders there are. Will Biden really put "720 million women back to work"? What in the world was Sean Spicer wearing on "Dancing with the Stars"? California bans travel to Iowa. Merriam-Webster's dictionary has a new entry. "NFL Primetime" returns!

Fallout from Saudi Arabia's oil supply being attacked. Agreeing with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Yet another election in Israel. Geraldo Rivera's commonsense tweet. Happy National Constitution Day. Inside Felicity Huffman's prison cell. How China affects your drugs. Woman euthanized against her will. Antonio Brown's latest problems. Brad Meltzer joins the show to discuss his new book, "I Am Walt Disney."

Antonio Brown played for the Patriots despite rape allegations. Two rock legends passed over the weekend. Rep. Ilhan Omar makes herself a victim of 9/11. Joe Biden recounts the thrilling tale of his encounter with "Corn Pop." A famous pop singer changes the way "they" identify. Oh, and we're not done with Omar: She compares immigrant detention camps in America today to ... the African slave trade. An American man in Minnesota savagely beaten by a Somali gang. Beto thinks guns are "instruments of terror" now. A bullying story with a happy ending!

Joe Biden's teeth, millions of words, and a record player. Andrew Yang's big money giveaway. Bernie Sanders was quite angry last night. Democratic debate vs. NFL football? Not wise. Amy Klobuchar: bold without the bad. Beto O'Rourke can't wait to come for your guns. Julian Castro is a jerk. Beto plays the drums! Rock and Roll Hall of Fame snubs. MORE-ON TRIVIA: Philadelphia Eagles vs. Atlanta Falcons  

Climate change warriors get stuck in ice that shouldn't be there. The polls are looking good for Elizabeth Warren. Is there a case for lowering the voting age to 0? The public warming up to biometric scanning. The Democrats are now letting us know how they identify. Two female penguins are set to raise a "genderless" chick. New York Times has to pull another headline. CNN thinks that right-wingers are more dangerous than jihadis. Scientists discover new life deep underground and a far-off planet that might support life.

Remembering 9/11. John Bolton is out at the White House. George Soros has praise for President Trump. Democrat congressman's wife rants about Obamacare. Is vaping bad for you? Democrats get together for an anti-gun ad. Is it ever too soon for Hallmark Christmas movies? The system worked to stop a possible mass shooting. Senator Ted Cruz sits down with Alyssa Milano. Long list of aging rock stars.

Has Pat's missing gun been found? A new bank opens up just for the LGBTQ+ community. New Hampshire decides it's time for a woman in the White House. It doesn't matter which one; just any woman will do. One of the Democratic candidates is taking "conservative" stances. President Trump stops us from changing light bulbs. Vinyl records on pace to outsell CDs? How to stop Google from spying on you. Pro-abortion group vandalizes pro-life billboard. Environmentalist ends up doing more harm than good.

Recent protests in Hong Kong are more American than some Americans. Mick Jagger weighs in on Trump and climate change. Amy Klobuchar has one joke and she's sticking to it. Pete Buttigieg looks like he wants to be pastor in chief, "educating" America on what the Bible says about climate change and abortion. Trump has another primary challenger. Kamala Harris is forced to apologize. The latest strategy to combat climate change is cannibalism? Thanks to the Left, leprosy is back in style. And now the LGBTQ+ community is coming after Drew Brees.

More-On Trivia returns! New documentary on the life of George Harrison. The long list of what Democrats want banned in the name of climate change. Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe has passed. Bronko Nagurski vs. Antonio Brown. Turns out Donald Trump was right about Dorian and Alabama? It's the fourth anniversary of a special BYU moment. MORE-ON TRIVIA: Pittsburgh Steelers vs. New England Patriots

Alabama is bracing for Dorian, according to the president, at least. Victory for Hong Kong? CNN hosts a crucial town hall on climate change, and the Democrats roll out the madness. Bernie doesn't like babies, Kamala's coming for your plastic straws, and Biden suffers an eyeball malfunction. Stu and Jeffy join the show for 2019 NFL predictions! Climate change compared to Nazi Germany, and that's not even the scariest news Beto had for his kid. The numbers are in, and America's poor are better off than most of the world. San Francisco takes a stand against a "terrorist organization": the NRA.

The hypocrisy of the Left continues. Will Sen. Ted Cruz really debate Alyssa Milano? Latest 2020 polling numbers. Hurricane Dorian skirting the southeast coast. George Soros' next target is your guns. A study finds benefits of limiting social media use. Bill de Blasio hasn't spent much time doing his actual job. Walmart stops selling ammunition. Meet "Flirty," the emotional support horse.

Hurricane Dorian is getting worse, and Mercury One is standing by, ready for action. Trump's personal assistant was fired for some comments she made about the president's daughters. There was another shooting atrocity in Texas, and Democrats have already sworn to come for the guns. "Malicious communication" for mis-gendering a trans person is a crime in the UK. Kate Steinle's killer may go free. Hong Kong protesters wish they had the Second Amendment. The presidents of Brazil and France are in a little spat. Stuart Varney and Joe Walsh square off on Fox Business.

Pat's out today, so Jeffy fills in. In completely unrelated news, BYU suffered a crushing defeat. Hurricane Dorian is bearing down on the southeast U.S., and people are getting ready. President Trump re-launches Space Command! Life in prison for a $50 robbery? The Farmer's Almanac predicts a brutal winter. Jeffy educates Keith on the particulars of what it means to be non-binary and lesbian. More-On Trivia returns in one week! Jules calls in with a health update. Are people really dumb enough to storm Area 51?

Kirsten Gillibrand has dropped out of the race for president. Another day, another Biden gaffe: How hard is it to remember President Obama's name? Trump says he's done with Fox News, and Pat senses an ulterior motive. Nikki Haley has a warning for the country about the dangers of socialism. And yet, Bernie doesn't seem to have any problems with China. Apple apologizes for listening in on your sex life. Lawrence O'Donnell apologizes for his poor reporting. AOC woke up in the dead of night, worried about climate change. Merril Hoge, former NFL player and co-author of the book "Brainwashed," calls in to discuss the bad science on CTE.

Just 94 coincidences in the Epstein case. Nothing to see here! Looks like Ilhan Omar stole someone's man? AOC shares her thoughts on young people and our "democracy." Twitter outrage over a morning show host's comments about her black co-host. Chewing the fat with Jeffy! Keith owes him an apology. Aunt Becky is out of court and not happy. Biden wants to do away with executive power. Bernie finds a boxing bag. The result isn't pretty. Jonathon Dunne, host of the Blaze Podcast "Freedom's Disciple," calls in to the show.

Joe Biden losing steam in the polls? Bernie and Elizabeth Warren are closing in. Warren drew a big crowd to hear about her economic proposals. If there's one thing America needs, it's more regulation, right? Mayor Pete attempts to use the Bible against conservatives. Taylor Swift gives us exactly what we wanted ... a political message! Did Joe Biden go to college for 150 years? He seems to think so. Bill Maher has more reprehensible comments about conservatives. Pat is surprised by Colts fans' reaction to Andrew Luck's retirement. Beto isn't doing too well in the polls, either.

President Trump orders businesses back to America. There’s this thing called the Constitution that says you can’t do that. Another Democrat drops out of the race. Bernie’s hypocrisy on climate change gets exposed. Trump has another 2020 challenger. Mr. Metric himself, Lincoln Chafee, is considering a run on the Libertarian ticket? A guest on CNN says Trump is as bad as Hitler — and gets no pushback whatsoever. Running through Joe Biden’s long list of gaffes. Why was Biden thinking about Obama being assassinated? Pat revisits his age-old grief that Foreigner is not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Keith's still away, but he and his grandmother send their best via social media. Does Popeyes have a chicken sandwich to rival Chick-fil-A? Bernie unveils a new Green New Deal. What's the price tag to avert "climate catastrophe"? Speaking of expensive, check out the Obamas' new house. Meet the trans rugby player who's been dubbed "The Beast." Patrick Burns completely steps down from Overstock.com, his own company, for his comments about the Deep State. Sarah Huckabee Sanders has a new job at Fox News.

Trump is considering getting rid of birthright citizenship. Just do it! Hollywood is doing another production about Fox News. It’s "Black Women’s Equal Pay Day." Is Pat really trying to get out of celebrating? One of the Young Turks thinks America deserved 9/11. Sean Spicer is going to be on "Dancing with the Stars," and the media isn’t happy about it. Here’s a terrifying fact: Alligators can apparently climb fences. The "Aurora Games," an all-female sports exhibition, is somehow struggling to sell tickets. Someone else who’s struggling to get recognition: Mayor Bill de Blasio. Alyssa Milano talks about how "joyless" her life would be if she didn't have abortions.