Thanksgiving Day football tomorrow! Elizabeth Warren's campaign is tanking. Impeachment hearings continue next week. First lady Melania Trump booed at charity event. Painting cows to look like zebras. No balloons for tomorrow's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? MSNBC's crazy audio problems.

Michael Bloomberg facing reality. "Protest the Daytona 500." CBS: Thanksgiving should be a celebration of socialism. Keith learns new words. Atheists are mad at Kanye West. Student shares her strange college experiences. Stacey Abrams wrote some romance novels. Macy's Thanksgiving parade without the balloons? Latest UN climate report.

More impeachment hearings coming? Rep. Adam Schiff's impeachment stance 20 years ago. Elizabeth Warren's "158% tax rate." Another Democrat debate is around the corner! Rudy Giuliani vs. Ed Henry on Fox News over Ukraine. Colin Kaepernick's phone isn't ringing any time soon. Harvard-Yale climate protest and Ann Coulter harassed at Berkeley. Opposing President Trump makes you "demonic"?

Adam Schiff or Harry Reid: Pick your poison. Deval Patrick's not-so-crowded event. Pat's bad customer service experience. Joe Biden keeps "punching" at it. Democrats still desperate for a candidate. Biden's awkward press conference. Transgender victory at an Illinois high school. Michelle Obama is up for a Grammy. Epic takedown in impeachment hearings. Chris Cuomo makes a fool of himself.

"Fun" day at the impeachment hearings. Witness against President Trump made "a presumption." Rudy Giuliani lays out amazing new information about Ukraine. Joe Biden's premature email. The nauseating debate "highlights." AOC and "weaponizing identity." Farewell, Wayne Messam, we hardly knew ya.

Pete Buttigieg surging in both Iowa and New Hampshire. Where's Kamala Harris been? "Charlie's Angels" reboot fail. Chairman Adam Schiff is intolerable. International Men's Day. A 10-year-old's interesting Christmas list. Jeffrey Epstein guards indicted. Rev. Al Sharpton's handsome salary. Andrew Yang's "Department of Attention Economy."

Chick-fil-A pulls some of its donations, but is there really a scandal here? The Young Turks founder wants Katie Hill's seat in Congress. Eric Swalwell has an unfortunate moment on TV. South Dakota launches a controversial anti-meth campaign. Colin Kaepernick definitely planned his diva moment. A hunter in New Zealand faces death threats for hunting. The Trump administration reverses wrong-headed Israel policy. University newspaper will censor articles that might offend people.

President Trump is throwing his lead in the impeachment situation. The State Department isn’t happy with how Trump is doing his job. Colin Kaepernick cancels his workout day. Obama warns the Left the average American isn’t ready for the revolution yet. Stacey Abrams is fighting hard to destroy the Electoral College. Mayor Pete just surged in Idaho. Does Jeffy think Epstein killed himself? Weekend box office! Is it too early for Christmas movies? Glenn joins the show from a very special remote location. Agonizing gender education in Texas.

Jeffy is officially in his new house! California school shooting. The world's first cyborg? Enjoying Disney Plus yet? Keeping Netflix? Wolf Blitzer dismantled by Kellyanne Conway. Paper-clip hair accessory. Rep. Paul Gosar's fun tweets. The staff's "Mount Rushmore of Movies."

America's meddling: It all goes back to Woodrow Wilson and George Soros. Rep. Nunes and Rep. Jordan take center stage. Rep. Schiff lies at the impeachment hearing. Republicans on the offensive. Glenn criticized by people who don't bother to watch him. Singer vs. Salvation Army and a football halftime show. Colin Kaepernick getting another NFL tryout? "Some men have periods too." Here comes Hillary Clinton 2020?

The circus that is the Trump impeachment hearings begins today. Marco Rubio's "Common Good Conservatism." Matt Bevin hasn't conceded in Kentucky yet. Ann Coulter turning on Trump. SCOTUS allows gunmakers to be sued. Greta Thunberg leaves America today. New Greta mural in San Francisco. Trying out Disney Plus. Time to buy Netflix stock? ISIS bride wants to come back. Gender-neutral insanity continues.

Cell phones and your glasses. Joe Biden's problem with Elizabeth Warren's health care plans. Bernie Sanders and his Second Amendment stance. What's Beto doing these days? Michael Jackson's socks up for auction. Democrats have big plans for Virginia! Which musician would you clone? Kanye West aka Genius Christian Billionaire. End tackle football? Pagan god positioned in front of the Roman Colosseum. Antifa desecrates a church.

Great football weekend! President Trump's good day in Alabama. AOC hanging with Bernie Sanders in Iowa. Michael Bloomberg loves China. Andrew Yang karaoke!!! Breaking up the Squad over the 2020 campaign. ABC's supposed "whistleblower" speaks out. Donald Trump is changing the face of the federal judiciary. Tulsi Gabbard's stances on abortion and borders sound like a Democrat from the 1990s. The Washington Post takes apart Elizabeth Warren's "Medicare for All" plan. We added up the cost of streaming services. The new version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside."

Michael Bloomberg running for president. Christian comedian falls from grace. Amazing day on "The View" and Joy Behar's blackface moment. Going after impeachment BEFORE President Trump took office. Hugging babies is controversial, apparently. Death threats for a compliment. Whistleblower attorney defends his older tweets. James wants to remain James. 502 copies sold for liberal journalist.

Billionaires are getting nervous about the socialist Democrats. Pete Buttigieg talking scripture. Tulsi Gabbard visits "The View." Whistleblower's attorney was calling for impeachment in January 2017. Impeachment hearings start Wednesday. India's smog problem. New dress code for the New Zealand Navy. Sean Spicer still dancing! How Democrats are sparking a fracking surge. Kamala Harris wants a 10-hour school day?!

Election results from around the country. ABC News hot mic on the Jeffrey Epstein saga. BCS rankings are out! National Stress Awareness Day. Conspiracy theory: Epstein killed himself! Time to investigate Bill Clinton? A football life: The cat. Scientists: "Untold" climate suffering ahead ... no matter what we do! Gamer gets a lifetime ban. Ban Thanksgiving?! The national anthem is divisive now?

The Washington Nationals celebrate with President Trump. The U.S. is officially leaving the Paris agreement. Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg has both sides upset with him. Rep. Ilhan Omar's "dist-bin." Ranking the governors. NFL player loses gig over nasty tweets. Joy Behar explains the Dems' winning strategy. An AR-15 saves the day. Lots on ballots nationwide today and fun ballot proposals over the years.

Bye-bye, Beto! Joe Biden has problems. Pete Buttigieg won't rule out a tax hike. Elizabeth Warren's plan to stick it to corporations. President Trump mocks poor Beto. Nancy Pelosi is the voice of reason for Democrats now?! Please pray for Jules May. Fun facts about Daylight Saving Time. Governor Andrew Cuomo says bad weather didn't happen before climate change. The "Unplanned" movie opens in Mexico to very large crowds. New border wall damaged.

Halloween 2019 recap. Aggressive sex ed curriculum approved for children in Austin, Texas. Beto meets his match in Newtown, Connecticut. Twitter bans political ads. Media Matters calls out Pat over Michelle Obama. Pete Buttigieg makes a great point. House sets impeachment rules. China's new social credit crackdown. MORE-ON TRIVIA: Houston Texans vs. Jacksonville Jaguars

AOC's racist comments in Congress. Glenn breaks down Ukraine and does the job that the media refuses to do. Jeffrey Epstein autopsy update. Pat's got another new song in honor of al-Baghdadi. Joe Biden struggling in Iowa. New Jersey's "pumpkin tax." Another ice age on the way? Greta gets a beetle named after her. What happens in a black hole? Austin, Texas, is spiraling out of control.DK

Britain still can't figure it out. Another ISIS leader killed. Bernie Sanders doesn't think you need to know important information. Kanye West is making a lot of sense. Weird World Series. Shutting down a haunted house? Punishment for wearing "offensive" costumes? Al Sharpton vs. language. Best and worst Halloween candies. Jeffy's genius Halloween candy scams! Bloomberg's Billionaire List released. Paying college athletes.

Joe Biden's struggles continue. New border wall is happening! Rep. Katie Hill resigns. Bill Weld is pro-Biden. Important week for impeachment. Nancy Pelosi is sounding worse and worse. New "Happy Days" song! Joel Osteen and Kanye West to get together? Kurt Cobain swag up for auction. Big Sky Conference's "female" athlete of the week. The madness of Drag Queen Story Time continues!

Death of an ISIS leader. The way news outlets remembered Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. More-On Trivia gets back on track. President Trump booed at the World Series. Elizabeth Warren supporter has some demands.

Congressional candidate sets the record straight. Presidential hopeful drops out. Another billionaire wants in? Sandy Hook family calls Joe Biden a liar. Male suspect identifies as a woman. Russia's new internet project. Where's Jesse Jackson been? The court case of the 7-year-old "transitioning."

President Trump lashes out at NeverTrumpers. Build a wall around ... Colorado? Mark Zuckerberg grilled. AOC's lament. Meet Jessica Taylor from Alabama. Pat's number-one fan rides to the rescue! A sheriff stands up to Beto O'Rourke. Procter & Gamble removing the female symbol from packaging. Trump trolling Biden. Baltimore's climate change lawsuit continues. Styrofoam and the ozone layer.