It's that time of the year again where Chanda, North Pole Chief Storyteller joins Jeffy to talk about the scout elf's coming back to report to Santa. This year you can also get a scout elf by writing to ChewingTheFat@theblaze.com and telling Jeffy why is your home the best for a scout elf. Don't worry Jeffy also goes through the Fat Pile of the stories he didn't cover during the week. 

Today is a very special day since Jeffy has come back and re-written "Candle in the Wind" so that Prince Andrew doesn't feel as bad since he's the Royal punching bag. Does your job have perks? Jeffy goes down the list of the weird/cool job perks in todays workforce. Bruce Steele a journalist and Disney fan joins Jeffy to talk about his latest book "One Day at Disney: Meet the People Who Make the Magic Across the Globe".  Discover what it's like to report to work every day for The Walt Disney Company.  Step behind the scenes to immerse yourself in one "ordinary" day at Disney.  One Day at Disney is an ambitious and bold global event that showcases unique stories capturing a typical day of magic makers around the world. The project features authentic, unplanned moments and cast members that bring just as much joy and “magic” to Disney’s guests as their content and experiences do. It’s a fascinating look at what happens across The Walt Disney Company worldwide, all within one day, and published in conjunction with the Disney+ two-hour feature documentary of the same name and featured on Good Morning America (host Robin Roberts is featured in it).

Did you know that people aren't claiming the lotto winnings? Jeffy talks about all the unclaimed lotto tickets around the U.S. Do you use Google search engine? Well here's the most searched keywords in 2019. Jeffrey Epstein is on the news again, but this time we talk about what's happening to the people that knew Epstein and the accidental deaths. Finally Jeffy decides to ignore Kris Cruz during the recording of the podcast and things get a little too spicy.

There are currently more than 15 million U.S. children living below the federal poverty line. Moreover, 1 out of every 3 children lives in a family where neither parent has full-time, year-round employment. Given that many of these parents struggle to provide the basic essentials of food and shelter for their little ones, millions of children risk disappointment on Christmas morning, with no toys under the tree. With demand for assistance remaining high, we are reaching out to your listeners to purchase toys to donate to Toys for Tots – which will go directly to children in need in your community.   Fortunately, parents can turn to the Marine Toys for Tots Program during this time of the year. Our Corporate Partners, and most importantly, the American public, have been very supportive during these tough economic times as the demand for toys remains high.

Thanksgiving is done and the news aren't done coming. Twitter said it was deleting inactive by the end of the year so be careful your account might get deleted. Are you visiting family of the holiday break? Well Jeffy is doing a segment on how to behave when you visit. Once again Chick Fil-A is on the news and Jeffy has some thoughts about it. 

Yes it's Wednesday, but it's our Friday and we give you headlines so that you are informed for this years thanksgiving dinner. Is Lowes trying to open a fashion line? Weather is going to be a little crazy this week and the Macy's Parade could be an issue. The ER is going to be full due to Thanksgiving injuries and Jeffy decided to share a story about loosing fingers due to a fence. 

Jeffy talks about his new toys sent by listeners, but he had one complaint about his 'police badge. Don't worry Chewing The Fat is not going to skip thanksgiving and play Christmas music. Mall of America kid talks about his injuries, bikini model goes missing after going in a hike, and finally Jeffy become the official Heinz Ketchup Police Officer. 

It’s Monday and today Jeffy is talking about criminals and how they are either getting dummer or we have awesome police technology. In China they want you to try donkey because... you decide. Finally we learn how to make sure our cows last longer and yes it involves painting and stripes. 

MID SEASON FINALE THE WALKING DEAD TITLED: The World Before This is TALKING WALKING DEAD… With myself Jeff Fisher, Jason Buttrill and Maximus Fisher EPISODE DESCRIPTION from IMDB A fight causes tensions in Oceanside; The Alexandrians set out on a high-stakes mission Join us each week after the newest episode as we discuss the latest happenings and what the future may hold. The next new episode will be in February 2020. See you then…

The nominations are in and Michelle Obama got a nomination for her audiobook. Is Frank Sinatra the next #MeToo? Well Jeffy is here to stop that and maybe convince you. In the break room we talk about app dating v. face-to-face dating. Tarah joins Jeffy to discuss why dating offline (not using a app) is better. Then the fat pile goes headline edition since it got SUPER fat this week. If you are traveling this holiday make sure to check with TSA because they added new items you can have in your carry-on bags. 

Jeffy and Kris Cruz took a ride in a smart car and things got very interesting. More college scandals are happening and more people are going to jail, but Jeffy thinks the wrong people are going to jail. A special guest joins Jeffy in the break room to discuss the life of Fred Rogers and his view on life. Finally Jeffy talks with Kris Cruz about his Global Entry interview and after the story do you feel safe? The Simple Faith of Mister Rogers will be of great interest to those who have seen the movie. They will appreciate the exclusive content Amy shares about the faith that helped establish and maintain the wonderful person Fred Rogers was, as depicted so well in the movie. With personal letters between Rogers and Hollingsworth woven into the text, readers will learn the spiritual legacy left behind by the man who can be summed up by one of his favorite quotations from St. Francis of Assisi: “Preach the Gospel at all times; if necessary, use words.”

You can earn money by smoking pot and writing reviews about he or she just smoked. Check AmericaMarijuana.org for more information. Then in the break room Jeffy is joined by a special guest. Megan Megale recently penned a piece for TODAY's parenting site about her son and his [losing] battle, noting, “A big piece of me died that night alongside him.” And, Shea Megale is committed to sharing Matt’s story with her first person account as Matt served as one of Shea’s primary caregivers (Shea is wheelchair bound with Spinal Muscular Atrophy). Visit AmericanBoy.org fro more information about this book and support. Tonight don't miss the Unicorn meteor... look up!

Get your lashes check because you might have some lice or maybe wash your face. Kris Cruz is getting a emotional support animal? Jeffy goes down the list of his disabilities to make sure he needs that emotional support animal. Internet dating has no age limit and today we find that out when a mother is getting more booty than her sons. Cindy's mom (Joy) is a subscriber and she got a S/O from Jeffy, but he gets offended because Cindy mentioned her age. 

Nothing says CTF like cows going missing after Dorian and then being found in a island safe. Then we learn that Wendy's turned 50 and they have a special frosty just for you to help them celebrate. A little girl wrote her Christmas list and it totals about 10,000 see what this little girl wants for Christmas. 

THE WALKING DEAD TITLED: OPEN YOUR EYES   This is TALKING WALKING DEAD… With myself Jeff Fisher, Jason Buttrill and Maximus Fisher EPISODE DESCRIPTION from IMDB Carol pushes boundaries that make Daryl uneasy; Alpha and Beta have reservations about someone. Join us each week after the newest episode as we discuss the latest happenings and what the future may hold. Mid Season Finale next week. The last episode this year…

David and Tamela visit the studios to talk about David's new project with Veggie Tales. Don't miss the new VeggieTales Christmas Special The Best Christmas Gift. Then things get weird as Jeffy tries to discuss the latest happenings in the life of David and Tamela. They discuss MooMoo's by Jeffy, a new clothing line by Tamela Mann, and they close with personal stories.  Sit back and enjoy this ride that you will NEVER forget. All-New VeggieTales Christmas Special The Best Christmas Gift Releases on October 22, 2019Introducing NAACP® Image Award Winning Actor and ComedianDavid Mann as “Mr. Nezzer". Focus on the Family and Operation Christmas Child Partnerships. VeggieTales Christmas special, The Best Christmas Gift, on DVD and digital by Universal Pictures Home Entertainment on October 22, 2019. The Christmas special features all the original VeggieTalescharacters, original songs, and introduces all-new Silly Song remixes of “The Hairbrush Song” and “The Water Buffalo Song." 

It's FAT PILE FRIDAY and Jeffy is here bringing you the news that matter the most. Forget about the impeachment stuff and relax by listening to the fat pile. A special guest joins the crew and talks about his FANTASTIC book The Dangerous Book for Boys. Jeffy forgets today is FRIDAY so he does a quick headlines segment and looks like Popeyes is getting out of control. With over a million copies in print, an Amazon original series, and countless sub-editions on the market, this long awaited sequel to TheDangerous Book for Boys gives fans exactly what they want—an action-packed sequel with more of what made the first volume a quintessential gift. Now, beloved author of The Dangerous Book for Boys Conn Iggulden returns with the highly-anticipated follow-up collection, THE DOUBLE DANGEROUS BOOK FOR BOYS, which has even more information, insights, and diversions for boys from eight to eighty. Designed with the same nostalgic look and feel as the first book, this companion volume includes more than seventy brand new chapters and important skills, fascinating historical information, and essential stories  

The US needs to get a hold of its recalls. We no longer can trust food providers? Why are so many foods being recalled? Jeffy brings you a new FOOD recall and this time is chicken. Then in the break room Kevon Sorbo joins to discuss his new movie. NEW MOVIE EXPOSES THE NECESSITY OF THE 2nd AMENDMENT AGAINST A BACKDROP OF ANARCHY. Starring Kevin Sorbo and Brian Bosworth and having won 8 First Place awards at film festivals, ‘THE RELIANT’. Bio hacking is a thing and this texan is trying to live to be 120 yrs old. Could he make it? Let's see.

The numbers are in and we know the HIGHEST paid radio host in the US. Death row inmate died for a couple of seconds and came back to life, he wants to be freed because he technically died. What do you think? Salome goes to Cartel Crew on VH1 and get ready its about to get SPICY! 

Don't worry about getting your drugs the usual way... Looks like if you order this special item at a McDonald's you might get an item you didn't want. Chrissy Teigen got into trouble on twitter for showing her privilege via tweets. Waffle House needs to rethink it's statement towards customers helping and this is why CTF started a NEW union that represents EVERYONE.

Monday NEWS are HOT today and Jeffy is here to tell you all about them. We start with the biggest news out of hollywood. Who gets Ric Ocasek money, should the ex-wife be included? Then we have news about the sheriff in Mexico that was killed in the parking lot. No eating on the platform goes a little too rough. Did you watch the fight between KSI and Logan? Well Jeffy did and he's about to give you HIS full review

THE WALKING DEAD TITLED: BONDS This is TALKING WALKING DEAD… With myself Jeff Fisher, Jason Buttrill and Maximus Fisher EPISODE DESCRIPTION from IMDB Carol and Daryl go on a mission together; Siddiq struggles to solve a mystery. Join us each week after the newest episode as we discuss the latest happenings and what the future may hold.

Former NY State Assemblyman joins Jeffy to discuss the AOC apology and what's happening in the Jewish community in NY. Blake joins the show to try and find someone to date. Jeffy goes doing the list of dating apps trying to help Blake with her future relationships. Update on the Tinder Murder Case.

IT'S a BIG day for toys. Small but mighty Matchbox Cars have raced across the finish line and been inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame, joining the popular collectible card game Magic: The Gathering and time-honored coloring book in the class of 2019. The honorees were chosen from a field of 12 finalists that also included Care Bears, Fisher-Price Corn Popper, Jenga, Masters of the Universe, My Little Pony, Nerf Blaster, Risk, smartphone, and top. 

Hope is still alive? A lot of lottery winners around the U.S. and Jeffy still has hope. Animal attacks are on the rise like snake and dog attacks. Racism in America, but this time is at a Buffalo Wild Wings and Jeffy gets a little upset. Then BREAKING NEWS break during the recoding because when CTF is recording news happen. Where's Donald Trump Jr?