Our producer, Bachelor Brown, almost ruins another chance for love! We read another entry of Matt's Little Black book and it is truly, truly horrifying. We have someone familiar write in for relationship advice and Marty invents a new prank call character that may be his best!

Matthew Gregory Brown has a phone date with a secret admirer, Michael suffers the effects of bong break and Darren calls McDonalds with a strange request. Also, Matt Brown's Little Black Book continues to disgust Marty & Michael...

We're back for our best season yet. We have a new set, new segments, multiple angles, and the Brown is on screen now. We talk about our stories from our break, including a near death experience, and the Brown lends us his "little black book." And of course, a sickening prank call.

Our first ever Christmas special and wow its good. Like I know we're awesome, but this episode is perfection. There's a fire, we give each other secret Santa gifts, and Michael does his first ever solo prank call! We're back on the 7th or 14th of February next year!

It's the season finale! What a banger episode - we get Brandon Novak from Jackass on, as well as multiple prank calls. The diary entries also reach their crazy conclusion, as well as a cool PO Box. Its just an all round awesome episode ok?

What an episode! We talk about our weekend at Jackson's crazy party, we talk about our trips to the hospital last week, and heaps of other great things. Then there's a beautiful prank call and a cute PO Box segment.

One of our favourite episodes. Diary entries are reaching a peak, on this day is back, and we answer some great questions. Then we get some concerning PO Box letters but what appears to be a stalker. Then we finish with a great prank call where I pretend to be Michael's abusive house mate. It's just great, great to see.

Our year long reach restriction on Facebook has finally ended, and we're very happy about it. Also Matt Brown thinks that this episodes prank call is our best episode yet. We also discuss Marty moving house, some old messed up stories. It's an absolute banger episode hey.

Huge episode where we answer some hard hitting fan questions, listen to your farts, and then get sent some more messed up stuff in the PO Box. Then we prank call the city council and complain about ridiculous things. Its heaps good ok just trust me.

Matt's diary entries become increasingly volatile, and we talk about how we had laxatives earlier in the day for a video. There's also a really cute prank call where I ask for some inappropriate stuff. It's a pretty good episode to be honest... hello? Is anyone there?

We want you to record, and send in your fart audio to our instagram ok? This is a great episode, except that Julian is obsessed with Pokemon and Fortnite. There's a great prank call, and some funny little stories, and we're just the best. Like seriously, how are we this good it's weird.

We finally did it, we started an onlyfans for our beautiful podcast. It's called "FullyActual." We also answer some hard hitting questions, and do a really cute prank call with all of Marty's characters.

Man we are on fire this episode. We get asked some great questions where we give really funny answers to, and you guys send it some crazy secrets, then we finish by prank calling Julian and telling him we've got the brand deal of a life time.

Wow, what a beautiful episode. There's some great questions, a wild fan secret, some intense diary entries, and a prank call where I call massage therapists wanting a happy ending. Enjoy this sickening episode.

This week our producer's twin brother, Questin, comes on. He's weird, but he explains why. We also prank call Marty's fiancé. Plus heaps of other funny stuff - lots of laughing in this one haha! ... See?

This week Marty's gas is back... its full gas! Our secrets segment is back, and we got a cheeky prank call with Arnold Feine.

It's a strange episode this one. I accidentally poo while farting but we can't show much of it because our videos have started getting age restricted and we think it might be because of the gross things we do. We also get sent some more human remains by you guys, so cheers for that. Pretty good episode overall I reckon.

Yeah that's right, someone sent us human teeth. Segment name changes are back and things get weird. We also prank call a clothes store and insinuate that we stole from them. It's good stuff, enjoy.

What an incredible episode. We reveal a long kept secret, as well as some really intense diary entries from Matthew Brown, and we prank call an adult store complaining of faulty products. Wow. Just wow.

What a lovely episode! Michael has decided that if this podcast gets 3000 likes, he will have a shot of the golly bottle next podcast. We talk about Matt's onlyfans, plus reveal that we have a massive secret we've been hiding from the public. Then in the prank call I call a cleaning company to come and clean up a murder scene.

This week, Marty explains how difficult it was to organise his proposal and we interview Marty's fiancé about life with Marty. She was very nervous though so excuse her short responses she was close to panicking. There's also a heaps hot prank call.

This week we fart into a megaphone, and it fully works. The questions we get asked also remind us of some old stories, and there's Arnold Feine prank call at the end ok?

This is our 100th episode! It's got everything - diary entries, Arnold Feine Prank call, and an interview with Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez because he's an absolute legend and we used to watch him as teenagers. So yeah, it's pretty fucking awesome.