Worst Movies Ever Played

Worst Movies Ever Played is a new actual play podcast where three comedians improvise hilariously bad VHS movies. The kind you'd find scavenging through the dumpster behind a Blockbuster Video. Hosts Patrick Baker (Regular Show), Brent Butler (Norm Macdonald Live), and Geoffrey Golden (Wet Hot American Summer RPG) produce cheesy movies on the fly using the Straight to VHS roleplaying game. They play every role and narrate the action, while Hollywood sound designer Adam Baker (The Invisible Man) provides the music and SFX. Season one packs in the schlock: a man’s brain being transplanted into Air Force One, a small town cop solving mysteries with a talking owl, teens using satanic magic to make self-driving cars, and a low budget sci-fi flick called Space Squad that’s legally distinct from another unnamed popular space movie franchise. No lights! No cameras! But ten episodes of action! Also plenty of dice-rolling, bizarre characters, and mind-numbing plot twists – all without the rental fees.

Leisure
Games
Comedy
1
Hot Night in Cyber Dallas (Part 3)
53 min
2
Hot Night in Cyber Dallas (Part 2)
43 min
3
Hot Night in Cyber Dallas (Part 1)
Hey Dallas, wanna cyber?
48 min
4
Sex 84 (Part 2)
If the weed can get an android stoned, you know it’s good.
55 min
5
Sex 84 (Part 1)
Forget sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll. This is sex, drugs, and secret government contracts.
56 min
6
Water So Blue It's Black (Part 3)
Pro tip for when you encounter alien life for the first time: Bring your best lasagna.
53 min
7
Water So Blue It's Black (Part 2)
What Florida University at Fort Lauderdale lacks in academic prowess, it makes up for in ass-kicking sea robots.
52 min
8
Water So Blue It's Black (Part 1)
What’s worse than being stuck in a sea station beneath a hurricane? Missing the Tampa Bay Bucs game because of it.
51 min
9
The Season 2 Trailer
Season 2 is Here!
1 min
10
Space Squad (Part 2)
The only thing alien vampires love more than alien blood is alien indigenous land rights.
49 min
11
Space Squad (Part 1)
It's a space opera unlike anything you've seen before, taking place in a galaxy far, far– Seriously its very different. Please dont sue us.
48 min
12
Devil's Tramping Ground (Part 2)
When the Devil refuses to play fair, it's time to give him Hell.
36 min
13
Devil's Tramping Ground (Part 1)
In the woods of North Carolina, there is a circle where nothing grows. Two unlikely souls are about to find out why.
50 min
14
Stop or My Owl Will Shoot (Part 2)
Silver talons make it happen.
34 min
15
Stop or My Owl Will Shoot (Part 1)
Over the river and through the woods to danger's house we go.
39 min
16
Air Force Fun (Part 2)
Live and let fly.
38 min
17
Air Force Fun (Part 1)
When your brain is the plane, hijacking becomes personal.
37 min
18
Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers (Part 2)
Remember the good old days when RPG stood for Rocket Propelled Grenade? Well this movie f***ing does.
62 min
19
Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers (Part 1)
Small-town America is about to learn what happens when Satan takes the wheel.
53 min
20
The Trailer
3 min